homeless begging bums- Bobo the Hobo-pick up Red Courtesy phone

[DumbAss Tanker]

Holy cow - I thought MY back hurt! 

You deserve and earned the title of "the meanest dumbest Sumbitch in the valley" 

My best to ya!

J/k Al, but I have to say playing with that heavy a load as you describe was flirting with a Darwin award.

[Ree]

Well, bein' Mr bad ass, I had a cabinet show up after hours for GodFathers Pizza over in Seattle. The guy convinced me he couldn't wait. It was me and the truck driver. The cabinet weighed right around 1300 lbs. I got under it and put my back into so to speak, and had him drive the truck out from underneath it.

Basically, it crushed my spinal canal down to the point the fluid was only flowin' thru a line the size of a pencil lead around L4 and L5. And the rest is as they say, history.

What is surprising, it never bothered me for over 5 years! It developed scar tissue so I had to have 3 vertebrate fused. That one took 6 stainless steel screws and 2 "Cougar cages", which are carbon fiber wrap arounds with holes in 'em so the bone can grow into them.

I've had 2 other surgeries in order to remove bone spurs and have a cyst removed where they did the original surgery. The nerve damage is what I have to deal with now. Makes it a real bitch to put ones socks on in the mornin'!

I've developed much the same thing in my neck between C3 and C4. They want to put 2 more screws in, but no way I can afford it until I can get on the wife's insurance next year.

ETA:

This is why I'm such a prick to DUmmies. I don't complain, I don't look for handouts, I don't expect anyone to treat me like a victim, yet that's all those asshats can think about! Hell, there are threads over there where they council each other on how to get outa workin', and collect disability on my dime cause they have "depression"! Makes my blood boil!

Did I mention I still consider myself to be the meanest Sumbitch in the valley?

I  swear ya gotta be an illegal or a freakin DUmmie to get any help....have a litget claim and they run your arse all over the place....
But I have been lucky enough to find a PA who will give me the morphine sulfate to deal with pain....only bad side effect drinkin tends to make ya wanna yack....

[AllosaursRus]

AllosaursRus: "The Bumper Jack Man".

I had 2 good ol' boys working for me once. They put a "pet" name on every piece of equipment I had and every customer we worked for. We were working for a real estate developer once that had just had back surgery. He was showing us an X-ray of what they had just done to his back. They installed a metal rod with 'hooks' on each end in his back. The rod went from his pelvis bone half way up his back to take the pressure off the deteriorating lower half of his spine. It looked like the bumper jack from a 1930's car. From that day on they called him "The Bumper Jack Man" or "Bumper Jack" for short.

Then there was the woman known as "Rubber Tits"....whole nutter story.... ....the fools made a long day short....

I've posted this a coupla times, don't know if you've you seen it.



I'm open to interpretations, hehehe!

J/k Al, but I have to say playing with that heavy a load as you describe was flirting with a Darwin award.

Tell me about it! But hey, I thought I was indestructible! Happens a lot in the construction industry! We all think we can do the impossible without repercussions, if you're any good at, anyway.

ETA:

Just a efw weeks ago I had to lift one side of my snow plow to get it hooked up. It weigh's about 450. Put me in bed for a week, but hey, it had to be done!

[Revolution]

Based on that x-ray, Al, it looks to me like they're workin' on bulding the very first real life Terminator. 

[DefiantSix]

Based on that x-ray, Al, it looks to me like they're workin' on bulding the very first real life Terminator. 

Your name wouldn't be Sarah Conner, would it? 

[AllosaursRus]

Your name wouldn't be Sarah Conner, would it? 

Not unless Sarah is packin' a bucket full 'o balls! heh!

[true_blood]

Dappleganger Donating Member (1000+ posts)   Sun Jan-23-11 03:16 AM
Response to Reply #1
2. I'm sorry you feel that way. I'm sorry to see these kinds of comments on a democratic forum.

What else would you expect from a DUmmie?!

[Revolution]

Your name wouldn't be Sarah Conner, would it? 

Al took care of my response for me.

I've never seen that Terminator GIF before though. Sweet.

[DefiantSix]

Not unless Sarah is packin' a bucket full 'o balls! heh!

I dunno:  Linda Hamilton's character seemed to have big brass ones that clanked as she walked, in the movies...

[AllosaursRus]

I dunno:  Linda Hamilton's character seemed to have big brass ones that clanked as she walked, in the movies...

heh! I want the ones hangin' off that machine from the future! Just imagine, Nuclear Balls!!!!!

[BlueStateSaint]

heh! I want the ones hangin' off that machine from the future! Just imagine, Nuclear Balls!!!!!

Now, if your bull had those nuclear balls . . . Your herd would go exponential within a week.

[AllosaursRus]

Now, if your bull had those nuclear balls . . . Your herd would go exponential within a week.

Well, he impregnates 26 heifers every year, ya think the "Terminator" could keep up with that if all his honeys weighed 1,000 lbs+? I'm pretty sure he has enough balls that I ain't goin' to argue with 'im! Hehehehehehehe!!!

ETA:

That reminds me, I haven't seen him since last summer, as he's on loan to another Ranch. Think I'll run up there and make sure they're taken care of my bud! I need to take a day and go fishin' anyway. Nuttin' quite like fishin' on property the public has no access to!

[DumbAss Tanker]

Well, he impregnates 26 heifers every year, ya think the "Terminator" could keep up with that if all his honeys weighed 1,000 lbs+?

Dude...he's a f*cking machine.  Literally.

 

[AllosaursRus]

Dude...he's a f*cking machine.  Literally.

 

Well....... I'll tell ya one thing! ya don't want to get in his way when he's "turned on"! There ain't no "off" switch!!!!!!

[delilahmused]

I dunno:  Linda Hamilton's character seemed to have big brass ones that clanked as she walked, in the movies...

That's the movie that inspired me to start lifting weights. I wanted her body.

Cindie

[thundley4]

That's the movie that inspired me to start lifting weights. I wanted her body.

Cindie

I wanted her body too. 

[AllosaursRus]

I wanted her body too. 

Not me! Looks like a two bagger to me! Never was one into those body builder types! No tits!

[thundley4]

Not me! Looks like a two bagger to me! Never was one into those body builder types! No tits!

I think Hamilton was just over toned, not really the muscle bound, type.

[AllosaursRus]

I think Hamilton was just over toned, not really the muscle bound, type.

No tits is the clincher for me! It's how "Toots" keeps me around and in my own barnyard, so to speak! hehehehe! That pair of 38's are all I need!

Can ya tell she ain't home?

[jukin]

I'm getting to the party late. I live in the Democratic People's Republic of Santa Barbara. The homeless problem here is nuts. Nice weather, lots of liberal guilt to feed on, etc. However, in the last 4 years we now have a downtown full of 18-28 year old beggars that verbally harass and try physical intimidation.  It is out of hand and driving people out from downtown.

I am still waiting for a call back from the city on why it would cost $3600/ bench. This is not public money. It is being paid for by the private downtown association. Most likely it is $3500 in fees. taxes. inspections, environtmental impact review,....

We also have recycling and trash bins everywhere that cost $1500 each, no installation cost. That was paid for by the public. We have $25 million dollar FY11 budget shortfall and $5-7 billion deficit in a self funded public pension fund.

[AllosaursRus]

I'm getting to the party late. I live in the Democratic People's Republic of Santa Barbara. The homeless problem here is nuts. Nice weather, lots of liberal guilt to feed on, etc. However, in the last 4 years we now have a downtown full of 18-28 year old beggars that verbally harass and try physical intimidation.  It is out of hand and driving people out from downtown.

I am still waiting for a call back from the city on why it would cost $3600/ bench. This is not public money. It is being paid for by the private downtown association. Most likely it is $3500 in fees. taxes. inspections, environtmental impact review,....

We also have recycling and trash bins everywhere that cost $1500 each, no installation cost. That was paid for by the public. We have $25 million dollar FY11 budget shortfall and $5-7 billion deficit in a self funded public pension fund.

Well I can help ya with one, make it so ya have to be of at least a reasonable retirement age before ya start payin' out pensions!

[Revolution]

Not me! Looks like a two bagger to me! Never was one into those body builder types! No tits!

She's no WWF Chyna, Al.  She's a bit toned, but I kinda liked that "Resistance Warrior" look she had going in T2. Works for me.

And my ideal cup size would be a B, but I don't discriminate. All I'm saying is that Hamilton in T2 gets me thinkin' dirty thoughts.

[AllosaursRus]

She's no WWF Chyna, Al.   She's a bit toned, but I kinda liked that "Resistance Warrior" look she had going in T2. Works for me.

And my ideal cup size would be a B, but I don't discriminate. All I'm saying is that Hamilton in T2 gets me thinkin' dirty thoughts.

To each his own, I prefer a little more meat on the bone, 'specially those two cushions toward the top end, so ta speak! Skinny chicks can hurt ya unless ya let them do all the work. wink, wink!

ETA:

Boy, didn't this thread go south! Sorry folks!

[jukin]

Well I can help ya with one, make it so ya have to be of at least a reasonable retirement age before ya start payin' out pensions!

PUHLEEEZE, we owe it to those hard working city/county employees to let them retire after twenty years.

I'm sure a good percentage of the DUchebags are withing 20 miles of me.

[DumbAss Tanker]

I wanted her body too. 

Yeah...sigh...she was truly, truly hot in that flick.