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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2011, 09:17:46 AM »
Quote from: compaqxp on January 16, 2011, 09:12:30 AM
I lost mine several years ago.

It shows.
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2011, 09:22:32 AM »
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2011, 09:26:13 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 16, 2011, 09:11:40 AM
"wearing speedo's"....now we know what's wrong with Europe.

IF I could wear a speedo, it would look like a woolly mammoth wearing an innertube.   :rimshot:
Bigfoot in a rubber band.
You get the picture.  It wouldn't be pretty, and could possibly cause physical and psychological damage to whoever witnessed it.
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2011, 10:33:37 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 16, 2011, 08:42:37 AM
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2011, 11:17:27 AM »
Back to the OP--We may be scary, evil bloodthirsty ****s, but we have cookies.  Chocolate chip, even.
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2011, 11:35:10 AM »
The sales of Depends Adult Diapers would go through the roof if the mean evil right ever lived up to our reputation.
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2011, 12:14:21 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 16, 2011, 11:17:27 AM
Back to the OP--We may be scary, evil bloodthirsty ****s, but we have cookies.  Chocolate chip, even.

The cookies are made with extra sugar, extra salt, and oozing with trans fats.
They are illegal in NYC.  :-)
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2011, 01:47:41 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 16, 2011, 12:14:21 PM
The cookies are made with extra sugar, extra salt, and oozing with trans fats.
They are illegal in NYC.  :-)

And I make some bad ass sugar cookies... with homemade frosting.  They are soo goood... you will go into a sugar coma.  That's how I will defeat any enemies that come around here.
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2011, 01:49:40 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 16, 2011, 01:47:41 PM
And I make some bad ass sugar cookies... with homemade frosting.  They are soo goood... you will go into a sugar coma.  That's how I will defeat any enemies that come around here.

Kill em with kindness?  :-)
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2011, 01:54:53 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 16, 2011, 01:49:40 PM
Kill em with kindness?  :-)

One lefty's "kindness" is one conservative's "plaque machine."
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2011, 02:22:35 PM »
Quote from: jukin on January 16, 2011, 11:35:10 AM
The sales of Depends Adult Diapers would go through the roof if the mean evil right ever lived up to our reputation.

You shoulda seen the leftist's jaw hit the floor when he tried to stop a debate I was winning by calling me a "racist", and I responded with, "Yeah?  So?!?"  (I did then go on to demand that now that he had resorted to name calling, would he please either address or concede the point which I'd hit him with.  He stomped/sashayed off in a huff, and I did my best not to laugh as he did so.)
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2011, 02:27:57 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 16, 2011, 02:22:35 PM
You shoulda seen the leftist's jaw hit the floor when he tried to stop a debate I was winning by calling me a "racist", and I responded with, "Yeah?  So?!?"  (I did then go on to demand that now that he had resorted to name calling, would he please either address or concede the point which I'd hit him with.  He stomped/sashayed off in a huff, and I did my best not to laugh as he did so.)

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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2011, 04:49:25 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 16, 2011, 12:14:21 PM
The cookies are made with extra sugar, extra salt, and oozing with trans fats.
They are illegal in NYC.  :-)

In California they have a 15 day waiting period for them.
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2011, 04:51:40 PM »
If there is any kind of vampires in the VRWC it had better be someone like this.

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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2011, 04:55:12 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 16, 2011, 04:51:40 PM
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2011, 04:55:59 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 16, 2011, 04:51:40 PM
If there is any kind of vampires in the VRWC it had better be someone like this.

Someone who doesn't pay taxes? :???:
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #41 on: January 16, 2011, 04:57:24 PM »
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #42 on: January 16, 2011, 05:04:09 PM »
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Can't you just feel the love.

It'd be nice if they'd stop running around wailing and flappin' their man-panties about like a bunch of panicked bitter little sissies.
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #43 on: January 16, 2011, 05:13:49 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 16, 2011, 02:22:35 PM
You shoulda seen the leftist's jaw hit the floor when he tried to stop a debate I was winning by calling me a "racist", and I responded with, "Yeah?  So?!?"  (I did then go on to demand that now that he had resorted to name calling, would he please either address or concede the point which I'd hit him with.  He stomped/sashayed off in a huff, and I did my best not to laugh as he did so.)

I did something similar to a leftie who called me a "redneck".  I said, "Yep, redneck and proud of it!  What's your point?"

I happen to agree with Charlie Daniels.  What this world needs is a few more rednecks.    :II:
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Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #44 on: January 16, 2011, 05:24:26 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on January 16, 2011, 05:13:49 PM
I did something similar to a leftie who called me a "redneck".  I said, "Yep, redneck and proud of it!  What's your point?"

I happen to agree with Charlie Daniels.  What this world needs is a few more rednecks.    :II:

It's been my experience that "redneck" is only a derogatory term to those who couldn't hack it as one.
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #45 on: January 17, 2011, 10:35:56 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 16, 2011, 04:55:59 PM
Someone who doesn't pay taxes? :???:

I meant the character.  Only liberal vampires would dare sparkle and we all know that Blade uses guns to kill vampires which is a very conservative thing to do.
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #46 on: January 17, 2011, 12:15:31 PM »
I am going to suck your blood.  :lmao:
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #47 on: January 17, 2011, 01:44:16 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on January 16, 2011, 09:26:13 AM
IF I could wear a speedo, it would look like a woolly mammoth wearing an innertube.   :rimshot:
Bigfoot in a rubber band.
You get the picture.  It wouldn't be pretty, and could possibly cause physical and psychological damage to whoever witnessed it.

Save the children!!!!!!!!!

I like Drew Carey's take. If ya have an ugly body, do us a favor and cover it the **** up!

Another one of my pet peeves is spandex! Nuttin' worse than a fat chick with an ass so big ya could set a drink on it, wearin' spandex!
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #48 on: January 17, 2011, 02:07:56 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 15, 2011, 09:59:04 PM
I vant to suck your blood......





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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #49 on: January 17, 2011, 02:32:32 PM »
What's really sinister about all this is the MSM is going to keep pushing this particular Big Lie about talk radio, Fox News, and conservatives. And we've seen that they can have some success with the Big Lie--the whole bullshit line of argument about Sarah Palin's "experience" took root among among Republicans and Independents, and so did their general character assassination of her. Most of the time they're only talking to themselves--but sometimes not.

I'm going to type this because it can't be said often enough in the face of the Big Lie--conservative thought and crticism of regressive (ie, what they call "progressive") thought is mild and civil when compared to its liberal counterpart, and if any vitriolic speech is responsible for upticks in violence and Loughner's shooting rampage particularly, i'ts the almost unending hate-filled rhetoric of the Left.

I know we all know this, but it needs to be repeated frequently when faced with the Big Lie technique.
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