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Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« on: January 15, 2011, 09:52:37 PM »
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Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
   
They are unwilling to back down from the violent rhetoric and the violence it has created. You know why? They want more violence. This is exactly what they've been advocating, and we've been fearing for a long time. The Becks, Palins, Limbaughs, Savages, Coulters, Hannitys, O'reillys, Ingrahams have been begging for this to happen. They couldn't be more pleased, don't doubt your own ears. And now they are really kicking up the hate. Nobody is going to stop them.

This is the beginning of a new phase for them. They're not interested in anything but what they want, and it doesn't matter how it happens. To them this is war, and we are the enemy.

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Yep everyday I hear beck begging people to go out and shoot democrats.  :mental:

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6. They aren't conservative. There's nothing conservative about them.
   
They are hate-filled, radical fascist assholes. I'm looking forward to the coming civil war with them.

Arm yourselves. We will need to defend ourselves from them.

And we are the violent ones.

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2011, 09:56:34 PM »
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Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s

I knew you guys were scary, I did not know you were also vampires.  :tongue:

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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2011, 09:59:04 PM »
I knew you guys were scary, I did not know you were also vampires.  :tongue:

I vant to suck your blood......

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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2011, 10:09:00 PM »
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6. They aren't conservative. There's nothing conservative about them. They are hate-filled, radical fascist assholes. I'm looking forward to the coming civil war with them.
Arm yourselves. We will need to defend ourselves from them.
Wow. Good thing none of that "vitriol" comes from the left, huh?! ::) ::)
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2011, 10:39:56 PM »
Be afraid...be very afraid!

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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2011, 11:15:20 PM »
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I'm looking forward to the coming civil war with them.

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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2011, 11:18:53 PM »
I knew you guys were scary, I did not know you were also vampires.  :tongue:

I thought we were all Rush Zombies. Now you are telling me we are vampires?

Well just damn!!!

Now I got to go out and buy a coffin and a cape. You know how much that stuff costs?  I can't even go out in daylight now either! Not to mention the fangs. You ever tried to find a dentist that will work on fangs? At night? For minimum wage?

Just damn!!!

What am I going to do with all my Rush Zombies outfits? Goodwill won't take them. No self respecting welfare parasite would be caught dead in them.

Just damn!!!

You know all this shit costs money, don't you? I guess I am gonna have to fire several of my minimum wage slave labor peons now. After I suck their blood of course.

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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2011, 11:19:28 PM »
I knew you guys were scary, I did not know you were also vampires.  :tongue:
It's the new VRWC vampire corps. We are playing up that whole Twilight movie thing and it got us a ton of new recruits for it.
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2011, 11:22:52 PM »
It's the new VRWC vampire corps. We are playing up that whole Twilight movie thing and it got us a ton of new recruits for it.

Can I be a True Blood vampire?  I don't really want to sparkle all the time.

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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2011, 11:36:45 PM »
Holy crap, I've nearly got a bingo right off the bat, on those first two posts alone:


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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2011, 11:57:35 PM »
Holy crap, I've nearly got a bingo right off the bat, on those first two posts alone:



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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2011, 12:26:05 AM »
Civil war?  Again?  *Yawn*
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2011, 12:49:24 AM »
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Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s

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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2011, 12:56:50 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x205030

Yep everyday I hear beck begging people people beggin' to go out and shoot democrats.  :mental:

Not from me ya wouldn't.  That would be considered a "warning" in my book.   :-)  :fuelfire:

Trouble is: most DUmbshits don't even give you the satisfaction of a look of surprise when you pop out of the bushes like some pirate, or a ninja, or some pirate-ninja or somethin'.  They just look stupid at you, like just another dumb DUmb steer chewing it's cud as it's loaded into the slaughter house.

It's gotta be the drugs.  The head meds gotta slow their 'surprise' reflexes all to hell... :confused: [/blood-thirsty conservative mode]
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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2011, 01:19:43 AM »
Vampires with guns! You don't stand a chance!
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« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2011, 01:37:59 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2011, 04:50:36 AM »
I knew you guys were scary, I did not know you were also vampires.  :tongue:

I am not a vampire....I'm a werewolf. :-)
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« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2011, 08:39:53 AM »
Can I be a True Blood vampire?  I don't really want to sparkle all the time.
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« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2011, 08:42:37 AM »
I am not a vampire....I'm a werewolf. :-)

Any mention of Twilight will guarantee bitchslaps for everyone in the thread.  NO SPARKLIES!!!!!
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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2011, 08:46:02 AM »
Any mention of Twilight will guarantee bitchslaps for everyone in the thread.  NO SPARKLIES!!!!!

Vampires that sparkle are gay  :whatever:

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« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2011, 08:48:56 AM »
Any mention of Twilight will guarantee bitchslaps for everyone in the thread.  NO SPARKLIES!!!!!
Hey now it is just a recruiting tool. Once we get them we knock the sparkle right off them.


WTF is this sparkle stuff? Never saw the movie.
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« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2011, 09:00:13 AM »
How do you expect me to make a Bloody Mary without some blood?
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« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2011, 09:05:07 AM »
Hey now it is just a recruiting tool. Once we get them we knock the sparkle right off them.


WTF is this sparkle stuff? Never saw the movie.

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« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2011, 09:11:40 AM »
Neither did I--I still have my man card.



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« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2011, 09:12:30 AM »
Neither did I--I still have my man card.



I lost mine several years ago.