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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #50 on: January 17, 2011, 07:10:32 PM »
The cookies are made with extra sugar, extra salt, and oozing with trans fats.
They are illegal in NYC.  :-)
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« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2011, 05:03:28 AM »
Another one of my pet peeves is spandex! Nuttin' worse than a fat chick with an ass so big ya could set a drink on it, wearin' spandex!

While occasionally, only occasionally, are we treated to the sight of a hot chick in spandex, you're dead on in this.  Need to induce vomiting?  Show me a fat chick in spandex.  :puke:
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #52 on: January 18, 2011, 09:17:46 AM »
While occasionally, only occasionally, are we treated to the sight of a hot chick in spandex, you're dead on in this.  Need to induce vomiting?  Show me a fat chick in spandex.
That is a regrettable statement, considering that ALL women, especially the ones so hot they melt the atmosphere around them, believe themselves to be fat. No one should ever discourage them from wearing spandex. Averting your eyes from the water buffaloes is a small price to pay.

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« Reply #53 on: January 18, 2011, 09:52:11 AM »
That is a regrettable statement, considering that ALL women, especially the ones so hot they melt the atmosphere around them, believe themselves to be fat. No one should ever discourage them from wearing spandex. Averting your eyes from the water buffaloes is a small price to pay.

Sorry, but I could do without spandex entirely since the amount of "hot" chicks wearin' the stuff is minuscule compared to the blimps I see sportin' their folds at Wally World!
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« Reply #54 on: January 18, 2011, 09:59:27 AM »
Sorry, but I could do without spandex entirely since the amount of "hot" chicks wearin' the stuff is minuscule compared to the blimps I see sportin' their folds at Wally World!

See there is your problem bubb, you need to be going to Victoria's Secret not Wally World. :hammer:
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #55 on: January 18, 2011, 10:01:55 AM »
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #56 on: January 18, 2011, 10:47:52 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #57 on: January 18, 2011, 10:50:50 AM »
^H5 for posting that. Now I want some cookies, dangit.
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #58 on: January 18, 2011, 10:51:02 AM »
BOO!
 

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I'm okay with the scary, evil, bloodthirsty part of that, actually.

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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #59 on: January 18, 2011, 10:52:05 AM »
I'm okay with the scary, evil, bloodthirsty part of that, actually.

 :-)

But what about the cookies????  Hmmm?  :???: :???: :???:
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #60 on: January 18, 2011, 11:02:48 AM »
Cookies are always in order.

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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #61 on: January 18, 2011, 11:41:08 AM »
Me want cooookies!!!!

Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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« Reply #62 on: January 18, 2011, 11:49:34 AM »
And, we have these:


This picture and poster tell us a lot about the conservative mind.

First, you will notice the cookies are dark. This relates directly to the conservative mindset that dark skinned people are to be consumed and devoured, presumably with the accompaniment of white milk the image of white female sexuality which conservatives tend to fixate on due to insecurities.

Second, the cookie is round. Coins are round and as such we see conservatives are not only motivated by icons of currency but they believe people of color are little more than capital currency themselves.

Third, we notice the white plate. As any truly rational person would deduce this tells us whites bear a resentment because they see themselves as having to support their dark-skinned fellow world citizens who leave only crumbs. The white psyche relies on excuses of victimhood to justify its inherent bigotry. It perhaps also plays into psycho-sexual insecurities wherein they fear blacks being in the top, dominant sexual position.

Finally, the cookie's true treat is the white chocolate chunks within. Whatever opinion whites may hold about those they oppress they will only find value in them once their blackness is supplanted with nuggets of whiteness. It is, in short, a call to cultural cleansing, of cultural genocide to be waged against the black family.

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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #63 on: January 18, 2011, 11:53:30 AM »
This picture and poster tell us a lot about the conservative mind.

First, you will notice the cookies are dark. This relates directly to the conservative mindset that dark skinned people are to be consumed and devoured, presumably with the accompaniment of white milk the image of white female sexuality which conservatives tend to fixate on due to insecurities.

Second, the cookie is round. Coins are round and as such we see conservatives are not only motivated by icons of currency but they believe people of color are little more than capital currency themselves.

Third, we notice the white plate. As any truly rational person would deduce this tells us whites bear a resentment because they see themselves as having to support their dark-skinned fellow world citizens who leave only crumbs. The white psyche relies on excuses of victimhood to justify its inherent bigotry. It perhaps also plays into psycho-sexual insecurities wherein they fear blacks being in the top, dominant sexual position.

Finally, the cookie's true treat is the white chocolate chunks within. Whatever opinion whites may hold about those they oppress they will only find value in them once their blackness is supplanted with nuggets of whiteness. It is, in short, a call to cultural cleansing, of cultural genocide to be waged against the black family.

</liberalacademic>

Damn! Here I thought it was just two cookies on a plate.... :banghead:

Never mind, I forgot I was just a dumb Conservative... :thatsright:
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #64 on: January 18, 2011, 11:57:11 AM »
This picture and poster tell us a lot about the conservative mind.

First, you will notice the cookies are dark. This relates directly to the conservative mindset that dark skinned people are to be consumed and devoured, presumably with the accompaniment of white milk the image of white female sexuality which conservatives tend to fixate on due to insecurities.

Second, the cookie is round. Coins are round and as such we see conservatives are not only motivated by icons of currency but they believe people of color are little more than capital currency themselves.

Third, we notice the white plate. As any truly rational person would deduce this tells us whites bear a resentment because they see themselves as having to support their dark-skinned fellow world citizens who leave only crumbs. The white psyche relies on excuses of victimhood to justify its inherent bigotry. It perhaps also plays into psycho-sexual insecurities wherein they fear blacks being in the top, dominant sexual position.

Finally, the cookie's true treat is the white chocolate chunks within. Whatever opinion whites may hold about those they oppress they will only find value in them once their blackness is supplanted with nuggets of whiteness. It is, in short, a call to cultural cleansing, of cultural genocide to be waged against the black family.

</liberalacademic>

Well, then . . . Analyze this:



 :tongue:
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #65 on: January 18, 2011, 12:07:37 PM »
^5  SSB!
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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #66 on: January 18, 2011, 12:14:04 PM »
Damn! Here I thought it was just two cookies on a plate.... :banghead:

Never mind, I forgot I was just a dumb Conservative... :thatsright:

Must be an optical illusion. I see three cookies.

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« Reply #67 on: January 18, 2011, 12:15:28 PM »
Well, then . . . Analyze this:



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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #68 on: January 18, 2011, 12:16:29 PM »
Must be an optical illusion. I see three cookies.


 :bawl: I AM a dumb conservative... :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
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« Reply #69 on: January 18, 2011, 03:18:41 PM »
You need to wash your dishes more often.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

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« Reply #70 on: January 18, 2011, 03:30:24 PM »
This picture and poster tell us a lot about the conservative mind.

First, you will notice the cookies are dark. This relates directly to the conservative mindset that dark skinned people are to be consumed and devoured, presumably with the accompaniment of white milk the image of white female sexuality which conservatives tend to fixate on due to insecurities.

Second, the cookie is round. Coins are round and as such we see conservatives are not only motivated by icons of currency but they believe people of color are little more than capital currency themselves.

Third, we notice the white plate. As any truly rational person would deduce this tells us whites bear a resentment because they see themselves as having to support their dark-skinned fellow world citizens who leave only crumbs. The white psyche relies on excuses of victimhood to justify its inherent bigotry. It perhaps also plays into psycho-sexual insecurities wherein they fear blacks being in the top, dominant sexual position.

Finally, the cookie's true treat is the white chocolate chunks within. Whatever opinion whites may hold about those they oppress they will only find value in them once their blackness is supplanted with nuggets of whiteness. It is, in short, a call to cultural cleansing, of cultural genocide to be waged against the black family.

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What about the colorful napkin underneath the white plate?
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« Reply #71 on: January 18, 2011, 03:42:27 PM »
See there is your problem bubb, you need to be going to Victoria's Secret not Wally World. :hammer:


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« Reply #72 on: January 18, 2011, 05:39:31 PM »
This picture and poster tell us a lot about the conservative mind.

First, you will notice the cookies are dark. This relates directly to the conservative mindset that dark skinned people are to be consumed and devoured, presumably with the accompaniment of white milk the image of white female sexuality which conservatives tend to fixate on due to insecurities.

Second, the cookie is round. Coins are round and as such we see conservatives are not only motivated by icons of currency but they believe people of color are little more than capital currency themselves.

Third, we notice the white plate. As any truly rational person would deduce this tells us whites bear a resentment because they see themselves as having to support their dark-skinned fellow world citizens who leave only crumbs. The white psyche relies on excuses of victimhood to justify its inherent bigotry. It perhaps also plays into psycho-sexual insecurities wherein they fear blacks being in the top, dominant sexual position.

Finally, the cookie's true treat is the white chocolate chunks within. Whatever opinion whites may hold about those they oppress they will only find value in them once their blackness is supplanted with nuggets of whiteness. It is, in short, a call to cultural cleansing, of cultural genocide to be waged against the black family.

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Funny, I thought that very thing when the cookie image was posted.

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Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
« Reply #73 on: January 18, 2011, 06:39:48 PM »
I knew you guys were scary, I did not know you were also vampires.  :tongue:
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« Reply #74 on: January 18, 2011, 07:51:04 PM »
What about the colorful napkin underneath the white plate?

Thank you, milady.  H5 given.   

And, compaq, why would I expect anything different?  BS given.
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