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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #76 on: December 28, 2010, 12:23:43 PM »

Seriously, I have two sisters and neither of them were blessed like I was.  That's why I've never been a runner. 

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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #77 on: December 28, 2010, 12:31:24 PM »

I had to have a sense of humor growing up.  My family put the fun in dysfunctional.  Seriously, I have two sisters and neither of them were blessed like I was.  That's why I've never been a runner. 

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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #78 on: December 28, 2010, 12:43:23 PM »
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This sounds like a bouncy story.


Off color comments do not bother me.  But don't make fun of my blond hair.  God, I'm such a stereotype but not really.


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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #79 on: December 28, 2010, 12:50:45 PM »

Off color comments do not bother me.  But don't make fun of my blond hair.  God, I'm such a stereotype but not really.


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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #80 on: December 28, 2010, 12:53:11 PM »

Off color comments do not bother me.  But don't make fun of my blond hair.  God, I'm such a stereotype but not really.


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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #81 on: December 28, 2010, 01:54:14 PM »
Q:  Why do blondes wear their hair in pony tails?

A:  To hide the valve stem.

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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #82 on: December 28, 2010, 02:04:25 PM »
I was looking for the  bouncing boobs smiley that I have, but couldn't find it. :(

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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #83 on: December 28, 2010, 02:12:13 PM »
I hated PE in high school...Loved it in grade school
but in HS if ya wasn't on a "team"(i wasn't good enough) the PE teachers treated ya like shit.
But I did shock the shit outta the football coach...we was playin around on the weight machine durin lunch period one day...I was on the leg weight one where ya sit in the  seat and puch yourself backwards...One of the football jocks thought he'd be an ass and "get" me...he put the weight at 500(I couldn't  see what he put it at) and I lifted it.nI didn't think it weighed that much so I said make it higher..he put it up to 750...lifted it...the coach came in while we were playin and saw....they put it up to 1000 and said "No way she'll lift that"...I did....Coach made me do it twice....he still couldn't believe I could do it...(i used to have very strong legs)

One of the girls at our school was the all city cross-country champion. She had massive thighs and they were all muscle. She did the same thing you did and then added a couple of football players on top of the weights. She could just sit there and laugh and hold a conversation while lifting all that with no effort.

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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #84 on: December 28, 2010, 02:28:47 PM »
I enjoyed PE, mostly because swimming was an acceptable alternative to the standard issue PE class in my district.  I was the A/V Club geek elsewhere in the school, but if you wanted to be a PITA to me on the water, you had to catch me first. And then, once you caught me, you had to figure out pretty damned quick how you were going to do what you intended to do.  :naughty:
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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #86 on: December 28, 2010, 03:34:21 PM »
Sigh.  Boys will be boys.   

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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #87 on: December 28, 2010, 03:59:23 PM »


Anime exploitation is real my friend .... and it must be stopped.

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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #88 on: December 28, 2010, 04:11:31 PM »
Sigh.  Boys will be boys.   

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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #89 on: December 28, 2010, 04:16:43 PM »
What kills me is that the little anime girl's belly button jumps higher than her boobies.

Somebody has WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time on his hands.   :whistling:
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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #90 on: December 28, 2010, 04:18:31 PM »
Somebody has WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time on his hands.   :whistling:

And?

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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #91 on: December 28, 2010, 04:22:53 PM »
Somebody has WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time on his hands.   :whistling:

And evidently not enough boobies or there would be no mention of belly buttons.

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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #92 on: December 28, 2010, 04:24:38 PM »
And evidently not enough boobies or there would be no mention of belly buttons.

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Exactly!  H5!

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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #93 on: December 29, 2010, 01:40:48 AM »
Instead of cowering in the corner after all these years how about looking at it as they tried to make a real person out of you and not some whiner that you did become. You should be thanking them for their efforts for trying to take the local geek and making something out of them rather then foisting upon the world another crybaby that couldn't handle dodge ball but has the courage to post online asking for the frogmarching of Bush and his evil empire.
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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #94 on: December 29, 2010, 10:13:51 AM »
Somebody has WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time on his hands.   :whistling:

I don't think that was 'time' in his hand.  Just sayin'... :puke:
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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #95 on: December 29, 2010, 10:40:18 AM »
I don't think that was 'time' in his hand.  Just sayin'... :puke:

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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #96 on: December 29, 2010, 11:13:36 AM »
I don't think that was 'time' in his hand.  Just sayin'... :puke:

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Re: Us wet noodle types don't want PE- they beat us up and make us cry
« Reply #97 on: December 29, 2010, 11:32:05 AM »
Hey, we're not just jerkin' off here...

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