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how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« on: March 30, 2008, 07:05:04 AM »
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how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
   
my own 10 year old daughter said it out of the blue in the car.
The only response I could come up with was.... "You always were a smart kid".

Any better ones?

"You go to public school, don't you?"

"Don't talk like that to your mother!"

"You won't be once you start paying taxes."

"I think I won't be paying for you to go to college."
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2008, 07:52:02 AM »
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* You couldn't just say you're gay, could you?

* At least you're not a Paulestinian.

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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2008, 07:56:01 AM »
"Of course you do, you don't know any better...yet."
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2008, 08:23:47 AM »
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* You are a Democrat.  I take care of you.
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2008, 08:24:46 AM »
All children are; Then they grow up.
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2008, 08:56:19 AM »
Can't add any to these . . .  :rotf: :lmao:
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2008, 09:04:44 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2008, 09:43:23 AM »
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how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"

* You are a Democrat.  I take care of you.

DING DING DING!   WINNER!

No one will have a better response than that.

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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2008, 10:13:52 AM »
* You won't be once you get a job.

* You don't "think" you're a Democrat, sweetie.  Democrats don't think, period.

* Better get used to saying, "You want fries with that?" then...
 
* Can you say that in Spanish?  Better start practicing, then....
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2008, 12:05:36 PM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on March 30, 2008, 08:24:46 AM
All children are; Then they grow up.

Damn. I was going to say that before I even clicked on this thread, lol.
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2008, 01:27:09 PM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on March 30, 2008, 08:24:46 AM
All children are; Then they grow up.

most of them anyway.
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2008, 02:25:32 PM »
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2008, 02:33:10 PM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on March 30, 2008, 08:24:46 AM
All children are; Then they grow up.

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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008, 12:41:53 PM »
This is so ridiculous. Why wouldn't a 10 year old parrot their parent's point of view? They have no other frame of reference. This is nothing more than DUmmie narcissism..."LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!! I'M SUCH A GREAT PARENT!!!! My child already thinks like me!"

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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008, 12:48:33 PM »
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[how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"/quote]What's your DU name? :-)
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2008, 12:49:42 PM »
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"Why of course you are.  You have everything done for you.  Your housing, food, educaiton health care are all provided to you at no cost to yourself.  Your every need is met (by someone else).  If you make a big boo-boo, you are not even held accountable for it.  You just get a swat on the behind (at most) and go on about your merry way.  If you manage to do something right, you expect high praise and will constantly remind all those around you of your magnificent deed.  When asked to do something that is not "fun", you scream "NO!", cross your arms and stick out your bottom lip.  Yep, you're a Democrat all right."
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2008, 12:54:55 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on March 31, 2008, 12:41:53 PM
This is so ridiculous. Why wouldn't a 10 year old parrot their parent's point of view? They have no other frame of reference. This is nothing more than DUmmie narcissism..."LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!! I'M SUCH A GREAT PARENT!!!! My child already thinks like me!"

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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2008, 01:56:23 PM »
Oh, this is too easy.

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how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
   
my own 10 year old daughter said it out of the blue in the car.
The only response I could come up with was.... "You always were a smart kid".

Any better ones?

"You know the money I give you for mowing the lawn? I'll be keeping half of it now and giving it to the kids in the next town over."

"WAAAaaaaah! I don't wanna be a Democrat anymore!"
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2008, 03:23:41 PM »
how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"

This is just to easy.

My response - "And your as thick as a whale omelet too".
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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2008, 03:30:32 PM »
"It'll wash off"
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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2008, 03:31:16 PM »
"Say that again, and I'll beat it out of you."

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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2008, 03:43:37 PM »
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* You couldn't just say you're gay, could you?

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Re: how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2008, 03:58:03 PM »
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* You couldn't just say you're gay, could you?

* At least you're not a Paulestinian.

* [to wife] Honey! What's the phone number of that guy that deprogrammed your sister from the moonies?

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