I know. It's like choosing between sex and sex. Kinda hard to choose!
Sex with men versus sex with women. No, that would not be a difficult choice for me, given that I've no desire to try the former and haven't done so up to this point in my life.
After all, I'M not an airedale.
But back O/T. On the incredibly rare occasions when I eat them, waffles. With PURE Vermont (or NH) maple syrup.