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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #225 on: December 27, 2010, 08:17:37 AM »
see what kind of trouble
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #226 on: December 27, 2010, 12:50:17 PM »
see what kind of trouble

he could start in a gay bar

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #227 on: December 27, 2010, 06:58:22 PM »
but then realized where he was and got the heck out of dodge, running out the door....

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #228 on: December 28, 2010, 11:04:29 AM »
but then realized where he was and got the heck out of dodge, running out the door....


Waving his hands above his head frantically, but whispering
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #229 on: December 29, 2010, 10:59:30 AM »

Waving his hands above his head frantically, but whispering


I am too old for this stuff, The Blue Oyster Bar has too many cops, I would be better off at the

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #230 on: December 29, 2010, 11:51:29 AM »
I am too old for this stuff, The Blue Oyster Bar has too many cops, I would be better off at the

YMCA.   :lmao:

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #231 on: January 12, 2011, 08:28:31 AM »
In the meantime.  a Penquin waddled into the New York Times lobby carrying a sign that said
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #232 on: January 12, 2011, 08:33:22 AM »
In the meantime.  a Penquin waddled into the New York Times lobby carrying a sign that said

"Oh No! It's Mr. Bill!"  People began to gather around the penguin to hear what he kept murmuring over and over,
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #233 on: January 12, 2011, 08:48:52 AM »
"Glow-bull warming...glow-bull warming...."
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #234 on: January 12, 2011, 09:05:55 AM »
"Glow-bull warming...glow-bull warming...."

,which was an abominabull sentiment, but also strangely nobull in its way

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #235 on: January 12, 2011, 09:07:12 AM »
which, considering the bright red bow-tie the penguin was wearing
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #236 on: January 12, 2011, 09:12:29 AM »
which, considering the bright red bow-tie the penguin was wearing

you would have thought he would have caused a spectacle.  Instead, people were fixated on his
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #237 on: January 12, 2011, 09:34:52 AM »
you would have thought he would have caused a spectacle.  Instead, people were fixated on his

tuxedo, which needed an evident cleaning and pressing due to the
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #238 on: January 12, 2011, 09:56:58 AM »
tuxedo, which needed an evident cleaning and pressing due to the

fact he had recently spent time rolling
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #239 on: January 12, 2011, 10:03:22 AM »
fact he had recently spent time rolling

That darn egg between his legs his wife had left him to hatch.

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #240 on: January 12, 2011, 10:07:17 AM »
That darn egg between his legs his wife had left him to hatch.

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #241 on: January 12, 2011, 10:09:15 AM »
That darn egg between his legs his wife had left him to hatch.

And since there are no dry cleaners where he came from, he decided he would travel to the big city, get his tux dry cleaned, and take care of some business, such as
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #242 on: January 12, 2011, 10:24:07 AM »
putting in an order for 6,257 cubic kilometers of sea ice, just for him and
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #243 on: January 16, 2011, 02:35:53 PM »
putting in an order for 6,257 cubic kilometers of sea ice, just for him and

his gay buddy Barney who loves to stick his

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #244 on: January 16, 2011, 08:39:40 PM »
ear on his
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #245 on: January 16, 2011, 09:01:10 PM »
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #246 on: January 25, 2011, 12:20:09 PM »
hear the shit hit the fan
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