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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #200 on: December 12, 2010, 08:49:34 PM »
want to eat cheeseburgers and ice cream and drink beer, but....

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« Reply #201 on: December 13, 2010, 04:17:39 PM »
want to eat cheeseburgers and ice cream and drink beer, but....

cheeseburgers and ice cream and beer are for dear leader not....

“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #202 on: December 14, 2010, 08:12:07 PM »
for the peasant surfs to enjoy, they must.....

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #203 on: December 14, 2010, 08:27:25 PM »
each shit and like the taste of it

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #204 on: December 15, 2010, 02:16:30 PM »
Thank you sir, may I have another!
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« Reply #205 on: December 15, 2010, 05:42:14 PM »
She said to the strange man sitting at the bar that had just bought her a Texas Zombie, 6 shots of something

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #206 on: December 15, 2010, 07:54:50 PM »
that looked green and tasted very terrible, fell off the stool....

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« Reply #207 on: December 16, 2010, 01:42:36 PM »
and onto her face which was an improvement
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #208 on: December 16, 2010, 02:21:18 PM »
and onto her face which was an improvement,

given that up until then, differentiating her sizable derriere from her face was known to confound even the most seasoned of physicians.

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #209 on: December 16, 2010, 02:47:36 PM »
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #210 on: December 16, 2010, 04:49:10 PM »
given that up until then, differentiating her sizable derriere from her face was known to confound even the most seasoned of physicians.

So she got up, and brushed off her bum, or maybe it was her face (we'll never know) and went on her merry way singing
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« Reply #211 on: December 16, 2010, 04:53:55 PM »
So she got up, and brushed off her bum, or maybe it was her face (we'll never know) and went on her merry way singing

God Save the Queen, which she thought....
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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« Reply #212 on: December 16, 2010, 06:58:57 PM »
God Save the Queen, which she thought....

was written specifically with her in mind.  Until that moment she
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« Reply #213 on: December 16, 2010, 07:19:12 PM »
remember she locked her keys in her car then.....

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« Reply #214 on: December 23, 2010, 07:08:17 AM »
remember she locked her keys in her car then.....

proceded to bust out the back window with a golf club

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #215 on: December 23, 2010, 08:33:01 AM »
proceded to bust out the back window with a golf club

Right then a cop jumped out of the bushes and yelled
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #216 on: December 23, 2010, 08:10:25 PM »
"Freeze, you're under arrest" for destroying privet property and....

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #217 on: December 23, 2010, 10:01:27 PM »
Proving you are a huge DUmmy and smell like a
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« Reply #218 on: December 24, 2010, 07:04:47 AM »
Micheal Moore impersonator doing.....
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #219 on: December 24, 2010, 12:13:24 PM »
bong hits in the back of a van down by the river.....

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #220 on: December 24, 2010, 04:30:14 PM »
bong hits in the back of a van down by the river.....

don't boogie the damn thing and pass the cheetos!
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #221 on: December 24, 2010, 07:28:18 PM »
After I take another hit, I'm going to the movies and....

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« Reply #222 on: December 25, 2010, 05:01:29 AM »
After I take another hit, I'm going to the movies and....

...eat a 55 gallon drum of hot buttered popcorn and drink....
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #223 on: December 25, 2010, 08:43:24 AM »
...eat a 55 gallon drum of hot buttered popcorn and drink....
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #224 on: December 25, 2010, 05:41:11 PM »
Then, after the movie, going go back into town and....