« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Within 23 business days  (Read 720 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline dandi

  • Live long, and piss off liberals.
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3341
  • Reputation: +553/-28
Within 23 business days
« on: October 01, 2010, 12:18:45 AM »
From the "They Never Learn" files:


Quote
jberryhill  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Thu Sep-30-10 10:16 AM
Original message
Happy, Giddy, Dance!
   

I just received confidential information about a BREAKING STORY that is going to be VERY GOOD NEWS, but I had to promise not to give any more information about it until the story is released.

I'm just bursting at the seams and can't stop doing a happy giddy dance when I think about it.

The story is going to break on the evening of November 2, and it is going to be all over the newspapers on November 3.

The only thing I can say is that it involves a race for a SENATE seat!

When you hear it, you'll start dancing too!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9228296


Quote
jberryhill  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Thu Sep-30-10 10:21 AM
Response to Reply #3
4. It might even be very late on November 2
   

I'm just bursting at the seams, but I promised to keep it secret.

Quote
tnlurker (595 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list     Thu Sep-30-10 10:51 AM
Response to Reply #4
11. Very late on Nov 2 will be too late to affect a Senate Race
   
It needs to break before then to have any affect on the voters

Quote
jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list     Thu Sep-30-10 01:00 PM
Response to Reply #11
20. Trust me, there will be very good news breaking late on November 2 /nt

Quote
Laf.La.Dem.  (722 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Thu Sep-30-10 10:31 AM
Response to Original message
9. Should we all do an anticipation dance

Quote
Renew Deal  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Thu Sep-30-10 11:45 AM
Response to Original message
16. Is November 2 a business day?

Quote
displacedvermoter  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Thu Sep-30-10 11:56 AM
Response to Original message
18. New and bigger font for the logo?

Ouch.

Quote
Morning Dew  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Thu Sep-30-10 01:02 PM
Response to Original message
21. Fitzmas!

 :rotf:

Logged
I don't want...anybody else
When I think about me I touch myself

Offline TheSarge

  • Platoon Sergeant
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9557
  • Reputation: +411/-252
Re: Within 23 business days
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2010, 01:09:07 AM »
Quote
I just received confidential information about a BREAKING STORY that is going to be VERY GOOD NEWS, but I had to promise not to give any more information about it until the story is released.

I'm just bursting at the seams, but I promised to keep it secret.

Guess what idiot?  You just told an entire lefty political website.  It's not a secret anymore.


 :whatever:  Moron.
Logged
Liberalism Is The Philosophy Of The Stupid

The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years.  The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

If it walks like a donkey and brays like a donkey and smells like a donkey - it's Cold Warrior.  - PoliCon



Palin has run a state, a town and a commercial fishing operation. Obama ain't run nothin' but his mouth. - Mark Steyn

Offline Ballygrl

  • Lipstick Renegade
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14934
  • Reputation: +983/-120
Re: Within 23 business days
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2010, 07:10:56 AM »
jberryhill will come out as a mole? :-)
Logged
Quote
"The nation that couldn’t be conquered by foreign enemies has been conquered by its elected officials" odawg Free Republic in reference to the GOP Elites who are no difference than the Democrats

Offline Alpha Mare

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2009
  • Reputation: +73/-5
Re: Within 23 business days
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2010, 07:16:59 AM »
jberryhill will wait til then to find the one and only race won by a Dem and so claim victory!   :loser:
Logged
"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."
    - Charlton Heston

Offline Ralph Wiggum

  • It's unpossible that I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18564
  • Reputation: +2043/-49
Re: Within 23 business days
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2010, 08:45:06 AM »
A breaking story that won't come out for another month?  Wouldn't that be the exact opposite of "Breaking News"?
Logged
Voted hottest "chick" at CU - My hotness transcends gender

Offline Carl

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19742
  • Reputation: +1491/-100
Re: Within 23 business days
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2010, 09:09:37 AM »
Quote
I'm just bursting at the seams and can't stop doing a happy giddy dance when I think about it.

Wonder if this is mocking the lonestarnuts similar claim in 2008.
Logged

Offline AllosaursRus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11672
  • Reputation: +424/-293
  • Skip Tracing by Contract Only!
Re: Within 23 business days
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2010, 10:31:13 AM »
Oh brother! Just how childish can you get?

"I have a secret, and I'm not tellin'! nananananaw!"

Nice to see my opinion of the mental maturity at the DUmp has not diminished!
Logged
I'm the guy your mother warned you about!
 

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1997/-134
Re: Within 23 business days
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2010, 10:46:36 AM »
Lets see here...24 business hours in a business day times 23 business days = hmmmmm....Hell Man! We'll all be dead by then.
Logged
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline AllosaursRus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11672
  • Reputation: +424/-293
  • Skip Tracing by Contract Only!
Re: Within 23 business days
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2010, 10:53:08 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 01, 2010, 10:46:36 AM
Lets see here...24 business hours in a business day times 23 business days = hmmmmm....Hell Man! We'll all be dead by then.

Easily, especially if they rely on the Pittster to do the countdown!
Logged
I'm the guy your mother warned you about!
 

Offline miskie

  • Mailman for the VRWC
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10449
  • Reputation: +1015/-54
  • Make America Great Again. Deport some DUmmies.
Re: Within 23 business days
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2010, 01:26:03 PM »
I seem to remember a similar pronouncement a couple years back from a Primitive of Prominence that read just like this.. Not from WillPitt, but from a female primitive.. I just don't remember the details at the moment.

As a matter of fact, this post reads so much like the post that I remember I am fairly confident this was done to mock that primitive.
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »