Lately I have been shutting up rightees by

[dandi]

You can tell they know there's a big loss on the horizon. The bouncies are coming fast and furious.

Froward69  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-01-10 09:09 PM
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Lately I have been shutting up rightees by
   
saying forcibly. "If I wanted your opinion, I would watch Fox news!"

It is astonishing how well it works, to shut them down.

sometimes I add "Propagandist" just before opinion, depending on how angry I am.

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Fumesucker  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-01-10 09:10 PM
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1. That's funny.. n/t

Martin Eden  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-01-10 09:25 PM
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4. That's a good one!
   
Opinions are like assholes -- especially if they come from Glenn Beck.

Froward69 Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Sep-01-10 09:27 PM
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6. "In America, everyone
   
gets an opinion" just wasn't working anymore.

Martin Eden  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-01-10 09:38 PM
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10. Especially for Fox viewers ...
   
... who are being fed an opinion.

Froward69  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-01-10 09:36 PM
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9. I also found a "Tighter grouping" of shots through my target
   
at the firing range does it too.

They're so funny when they're trying to be scary.

Fumesucker  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-01-10 09:42 PM
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11. My son in law is not an out and out wingnut or teabagger but he leans that way..
   
He's also a former Marine..

The funny thing is that he won't shoot with me any more because my groups are nearly half the size of his, he really doesn't know what to think of an aging hippie that can outshoot him by that much.

I'm not sure if I've told him I was on the rifle team for four years in HS or not..

  

[Chris_]

Froward69  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Wed Sep-01-10 09:09 PM
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Lately I have been shutting up rightees by
   
saying forcibly. "If I wanted your opinion, I would watch Fox news!"

  Ohh, good one!  What's next?  'Your mama wears combat boots'?

[Carl]

That is almost embarrassing.

[Chris_]

Where do these people live?

We need to get out more.  People like this would make my weekends so much more entertaining.

[Chris_]

  Ohh, good one!  What's next?  'Your mama wears combat boots'?

Or the best comeback ever from Napoleon Dynamite...


"Your mom goes to college."

[AprilRazz]

  Ohh, good one!  What's next?  'Your mama wears combat boots'?

Someone said that to the boy once. He just smiled and said "Yes she does".

[Chris_]

[AllosaursRus]

Froward69  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-01-10 09:36 PM
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9. I also found a "Tighter grouping" of shots through my target
  
at the firing range does it too.

Any DUmpster DIver who believes this crap needs to buy my back 40!

WTF?? My buds and I went thru a coupla hundred rounds this last weekend. I think ComOnIWannaLayYa ought to put his money where his mouth is!

I'll even give LottaTwat an advantage and keep my shots 10 feet over his head!

After all, if you're not lookin' down a barrel, you have no idea what your accuracy is!

Frikkin' TWAT! Come see me Hercules! I bet I can make ya piss yer pants in 20 seconds!

I've got a 20" scar down my right leg from a .44 mag! Ya ever been shot at, hero?

ETA:

I know you're a big bad ass, so exactly how many men have ya killed?

I have to apologize to my fellow CC'ers, but damn, these WannaBees just make my blood boil!

[Revolution]

Froward69  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-01-10 09:09 PM
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Lately I have been shutting up rightees by
   
saying forcibly. "If I wanted your opinion, I would watch Fox news!"

Oh really? If anyone wanted yours, they'd' pry it out of George Soros' anus.

[USA4ME]

Froward69 primitive, the only thing shutting them up is their desire not to have to smell the halitosis coming from your mouth as you say whatever stupid thing pops into your pea-sized brain.  You primitives need to learn to just sit there and appear stupid, because expressing your viewpoints isn't getting you anywhere.

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[AllosaursRus]

Just in case Ol' Hercules don't believe me, I figured I'd show 'em what a real bullet wound looks like. This is just my calf muscle, I'd have to pull my pants down to show ya where it went thru my thigh!

It's about 8 years old now and actually looks pretty damn good now!

It was a real mess when it happened! My thigh and calf were carved up like a Thanksgivin' Turkey!

I was real fortunate it glanced off the bone or it coulda been much worse!

[delilahmused]

You know, I live in one of the most liberal areas in the country. I have plenty of liberal friends. I've never had these kinds of encounters. At what point would you be in a public place where this would come up? The only even remotely "controversial" conversations I ever have is laughing with the person next to me at some ridiculous tripe in the tabloids. Bat boy is universally funny, as are Elvis sightings and someone being abducted and impregnated by aliens.

Cindie

[BEG]

Just in case Ol' Hercules don't believe me, I figured I'd show 'em what a real bullet wound looks like. This is just my calf muscle, I'd have to pull my pants down to show ya where it went thru my thigh!

It's about 8 years old now and actually looks pretty damn good now!

It was a real mess when it happened! My thigh and calf were carved up like a Thanksgivin' Turkey!

I was real fortunate it glanced off the bone or it coulda been much worse!

Cool......I love real men.

[diesel driver]

Froward69  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Wed Sep-01-10 09:09 PM
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Lately I have been shutting up rightees by
   
saying forcibly. "If I wanted your opinion, I would watch Fox news!"

And if I wanted his opinion, I'd watch just about anything else.

I wonder how Backwards96, the Denver slumlord, is doing with his "repug" neighbor. 

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[AllosaursRus]

The worst thing was, I was about 70 miles from the nearest ER.

I used the HandyMan's Secret Weapon, Duct Tape, to close the wound until I delivered the idiot who shot me to the local hoosegow! I mean c'mon, first things first ya know! hehe!

Actually, it didn't even hurt until the nurse started scrapin' it out with a wire brush in order to clean it up! I swear that lady was related to the purp!

[diesel driver]

You know, I live in one of the most liberal areas in the country. I have plenty of liberal friends. I've never had these kinds of encounters. At what point would you be in a public place where this would come up? The only even remotely "controversial" conversations I ever have is laughing with the person next to me at some ridiculous tripe in the tabloids. Bat boy is universally funny, as are Elvis sightings and someone being abducted and impregnated by aliens.

Cindie

It's either impregnated by aliens, or getting the alien anal probe.  Aliens must be DUmmies, because they love the alien anal probe.

Batboy, Elvis, God's image in cloud, Satan's image in cloud, bin Ladin's image in cloud (preferably a mushroom cloud), and of course, you forgot to mention Bigfoot.

I had some guy trying to engage me in a political discussion when I was working a checkout lane at Walmart.  I wouldn't bite, except when he mentioned that Jimmy Carter was a great president.  I just told him that we are all entitled to our opinions, and you know what they say about opinions.  Have a nice day.

[diesel driver]

The worst thing was, I was about 70 miles from the nearest ER.

I used the HandyMan's Secret Weapon, Duct Tape, to close the wound until I delivered the idiot who shot me to the local hoosegow! I mean c'mon, first things first ya know! hehe!

Actually, it didn't even hurt until the nurse started scrapin' it out with a wire brush in order to clean it up! I swear that lady was related to the purp!

OUCH!

That doesn't compare to the doctor sewing the end of my finger back on, without numbing it.
I lost count after 8 stitches.  I think there were 14 total.

[Gwitness]

Cool......I love real men.

I knew it....chicks dig scars....

[catsmtrods]

I live and work in the land of lib. I am in their houses every day and they never act like that? Its keyboard muscles. Rather pathetic I'd say. If politics ever come up I just say "they are all criminal and we need to vote them all out!" no one has ever disagreed with that.

[Todzilla]

Oh really? If anyone wanted yours, they'd' pry it out of George Soros' anus.

I'm generally pretty liberal, but I have to admit, that's pretty funny!

[IassaFTots]

I'm generally pretty liberal, but I have to admit, that's pretty funny!

We agree on something.  That was pretty funny. 

[crockspot]

I wish one of these nut sacks would try their Fox News meme on me. I haven't had cable since 2003, so I've been Fox News free coming up on seven years.

[BEG]

The worst thing was, I was about 70 miles from the nearest ER.

I used the HandyMan's Secret Weapon, Duct Tape, to close the wound until I delivered the idiot who shot me to the local hoosegow! I mean c'mon, first things first ya know! hehe!

Actually, it didn't even hurt until the nurse started scrapin' it out with a wire brush in order to clean it up! I swear that lady was related to the purp!

I've been meaning to talk to you about your avatar. On my iPad it is very small and looks like a mans arm that is....hmmm, how should I say this???  Pleasuring himself.

[IassaFTots]

I've been meaning to talk to you about your avatar. On my iPad it is very small and looks like a mans arm that is....hmmm, how should I say this???  Pleasuring himself.

  

[AllosaursRus]

I've been meaning to talk to you about your avatar. On my iPad it is very small and looks like a mans arm that is....hmmm, how should I say this???  Pleasuring himself.

Get yer mind outa the gutter BEG! It's a T-Rex chewin' on a caveman! lol!