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The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« on: August 05, 2010, 01:02:45 PM »
A new site which is an offshoot of foodnetworkhumor.com.  There are some nasty things out there! The worst thing I ever ate as probably at a Vietnamese restaurant when I made the mistake of having the lemon chicken (it turned out to be nothing more than a pale floppy chicken breast covered in lemon curd). :puke:

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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2010, 01:09:43 PM »
Those Frontera salsas are pretty bad.
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2010, 01:30:47 PM »
Some salmon that I had last year for a company dinner at a country club.  It was seared on the outside, raw inside and still tasted like fish. ( I don't think it was really salmon)

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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2010, 01:53:20 PM »
Raw Okra "salad". Nothing more than a bowl of slime...........................
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2010, 01:57:12 PM »
I refuse to be anywhere within a city block of someone cooking brussels sprouts.
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2010, 02:51:21 PM »
Sushi, any kind of raw fish with sea weed wrapped around it.

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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2010, 02:59:25 PM »
I went to Ethiopian food with some friends once, and they served this sourdough flatbread that was so sour that I felt like I was chewing on mildewed dishcloth. 

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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2010, 03:16:38 PM »
Banana...
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2010, 03:28:55 PM »
Mushy peas. :puke:
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2010, 04:37:51 PM »
Some salmon that I had last year for a company dinner at a country club.  It was seared on the outside, raw inside and still tasted like fish. ( I don't think it was really salmon)

You are lucky you didn't get a parasite.

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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2010, 04:59:56 PM »
Quote
http://worstthingieverate.com/
I'm seeing a lot of "organic" food on this site. :evillaugh:
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2010, 05:23:03 PM »
A friend of mine who cannot cook made venison chili once.  How do you end up with GREY chili?  No spice, just boil ground venison in water and serve.  She gave me a couple gallons to give to my boyfriend.  I threw it out in an apt dumpster on the way over.
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2010, 05:26:06 PM »
You are lucky you didn't get a parasite.

It was surf and turf, so I ate very little of the seared outer part and only a little of the steak they served. The steak was raw enough that I think the chef only thought about cooking it. I'm glad the company was paying, because I would have felt ripped off.

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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2010, 05:41:52 PM »
The worst thing I can recall actually eating was a chili made by my ex bro in law's wife. It was like tomato paste (OR KETCHUP) & ground beef. No seasonings.... of course, she is a Minnesotan... :stirpot:
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2010, 06:26:39 PM »
The worst thing I can recall actually eating was a chili made by my ex bro in law's wife. It was like tomato paste (OR KETCHUP) & ground beef. No seasonings.... of course, she is a Minnesotan... :stirpot:

Dude.  See my above post regarding the bad chili I ate.  That girl was born and raised in Texas.  Midland to be exact.  Poor cooking does not know borders.
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2010, 07:09:16 PM »
We ordered pizza in Chicago once...don't remember the name of the place, it was just close to the hotel.  It was flatbread with unspiced tomato paste on top, no cheese, no meat, no flavor.  :puke:  

Even my 16 year old son with the hollow leg couldn't deal with it.   :(
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2010, 07:56:51 PM »


It looked,smelled and tasted like vomit.
Growing up here on the farm meant you ate a lot of things most people would not as far as critters or certain innards (heart,liver) but that glop didn`t make it through three fork fulls.

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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2010, 08:21:54 PM »
The worst eating is "cajun cooking" by anyone who lives north of I-10.  ::)
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2010, 08:29:13 PM »
My ex sister in law's ham loaf.

Think meat loaf only instead of beef, it's made from ground ham. Nastiest, greasiest, stuff!! It was celebrated by the family, and mandatory to eat.  I hated it, and it hated me. :puke:
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2010, 08:39:31 PM »
New England's answer to Mexican food.  I ordered a combination chile relleno/beef chimi plate.

Rice and beans in different bowls.  Chile relleno was FROZEN, but microwaved so long it was WELDED to the plate.  The chimi was also frozen...still...in the center.  The "sauce" on top of the chimi?  Brown gravy.

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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2010, 06:57:55 AM »
The worst eating is "cajun cooking" by anyone who lives north of I-10.  ::)

Watch it there, Buster!!!  :hammer: :hammer:........ I've never lived South of I-10 in my life and I can hold my own with ANY Cajun cook. Of course, it helps when one's mother and Grandmother are Coonasses.
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« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2010, 07:01:29 AM »
Dude.  See my above post regarding the bad chili I ate.  That girl was born and raised in Texas.  Midland to be exact.  Poor cooking does not know borders.

Without spices, I don't see how she could even call that "chili"...... Boiled, ground meat soup, maybe. :puke:

After a taste of that chili, I politely excused myself, went into town, and bought some fried chicken from the local grocery store deli. (It was a 15 min drive just to get to the small town) Thank God the deli was still open!!
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2010, 07:32:06 AM »
Well, I like it....purple okra.....boiled.... :lmao:

A friend gave me a large bag of purple okra last week. First time I've ever seen purple okra. I haven't had boiled okra in 30/40 years. I boiled up a pot and the wife and son couldn't even watch me eat it. I have been dining alone for the last week....boiled okra every night.

I'm going to get me some more of that purple okra. ...and where can a fellow buy men's garters...my socks won't stay up.
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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2010, 08:18:17 AM »
Well, I like it....purple okra.....boiled.... :lmao:

A friend gave me a large bag of purple okra last week. First time I've ever seen purple okra. I haven't had boiled okra in 30/40 years. I boiled up a pot and the wife and son couldn't even watch me eat it. I have been dining alone for the last week....boiled okra every night.

I'm going to get me some more of that purple okra. ...and where can a fellow buy men's garters...my socks won't stay up.


Okra, sliced and canned is gross.

Get the okra whole, steam them whole with lemon juice in the water.    This is also a good way to cook frozen Brussels Sprouts.      No vegetable in my kitchen is ever cooked in water be they fresh or frozen.

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Re: The Worst Thing I Ever Ate
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2010, 10:43:01 AM »
ham loaf

I think I got a stomach ache just from reading that.
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