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Offline miskie

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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #50 on: August 04, 2010, 08:20:21 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on August 04, 2010, 08:01:42 PM
Oh, never fear!  I will be sending your fine works to her as well.  Somewhere, somehow, tangerine labamba is following your work and smiling.

Off to read "DUmplings".....

DUmplings -- well, thats what I collectively referred to CalPeg's work as  - but now I'm inspired.....  :rotf:
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #51 on: August 04, 2010, 10:18:14 PM »
Nice find, miskie.  I'd buy Nicole a beer if I knew her.   :cheersmate:
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #52 on: August 05, 2010, 07:48:11 AM »
Three cheers to Miskie!  Funny, funny stuff. 

What I don't get is all the ass-kissing they do on the Calpig's backside.  What's the point? 
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #53 on: August 05, 2010, 11:23:19 PM »
How do you search for her poetry on YouTube?  Anyone have link?  I have to hear it!
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2010, 11:34:16 PM »
Quote from: Mona Lisa on August 05, 2010, 11:23:19 PM
How do you search for her poetry on YouTube?  Anyone have link?  I have to hear it!

Why would you go and ask for something like that? :-)

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,44441.0
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #55 on: August 06, 2010, 12:59:08 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 05, 2010, 11:34:16 PM
Why would you go and ask for something like that? :-)

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,44441.0

From youtube for that video:

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ETA:

I tried to add a short comment. I must have done so on one of her other poems or on this one before.

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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #56 on: August 06, 2010, 01:54:41 AM »
[youtube=425,350]XDVn5DFyqjc[/youtube]
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #57 on: August 06, 2010, 02:23:04 AM »
Looking at the date on that post, is it possible that was a sockpuppet of Tangerine Labamba?
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #58 on: August 06, 2010, 07:56:43 AM »
Could someone please post a link to YouTube?
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #59 on: August 06, 2010, 08:01:43 AM »
Quote from: Mona Lisa on August 06, 2010, 07:56:43 AM
Could someone please post a link to YouTube?
Don't say you weren't warned http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EagNzajifo
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #60 on: August 06, 2010, 08:05:35 AM »
Oh my.

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Wow, thats some horrible "poetry"! You should look into other methods to improve your self esteem 'cause this isn't going to end well for you.

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blech!
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #61 on: August 06, 2010, 08:15:10 AM »
Okay, franksolich doesn't do youtube, for obvious reasons; I can't hear.

But this was one of those very rare times I watched a video all the way through, to pick up some visual clues about the CalPig primitive.  This is one really scary woman, the sort who entertains private fantasies of leather and whips and blood and cruelty, although now she's far too old to actually fulfill them.  It's writ all over her "body language."

This is one mean momma, on the inside.

As for aesthetics, the CalPig primitive has unusually-large ears that detract from her other characteristics, and don't enhance any beauty in her, such as it is.  Her hair exaggerates the ears, and to top it off, she has those big ear-rings, which add yet more exaggeration.

It's a good thing the CalPig primitive never went into the beautician business.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #62 on: August 06, 2010, 08:22:56 AM »
I'd rather pound my balls flat with a hammer than listen to her "poetry".  It would certainly be less painful.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #63 on: August 06, 2010, 12:38:46 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on August 06, 2010, 02:23:04 AM
Looking at the date on that post, is it possible that was a sockpuppet of Tangerine Labamba?

That was my first impression when I read it too. I'd take bets.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #64 on: August 06, 2010, 03:17:50 PM »
Quote from: Randy on August 06, 2010, 12:38:46 PM
That was my first impression when I read it too. I'd take bets.

It might be -- It does read like a classic TLB/OLL rant.

However, from insight provided by soleil it could be CalPeg's silent detractors outnumber her sycophantic bootlickers.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #65 on: August 06, 2010, 03:21:28 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 06, 2010, 08:22:56 AM
I'd rather pound my balls flat with a hammer than listen to her "poetry".  It would certainly be less painful.

I did after listenin' to that barf! It made me feel better! I'm all healed now!
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #66 on: August 07, 2010, 05:53:55 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on August 06, 2010, 03:21:28 PM
I did after listenin' to that barf! It made me feel better! I'm all healed now!

AR, I love ya, man, but just what effin' disease would listening to that tripe heal anyone of? 
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #67 on: August 07, 2010, 01:43:25 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 07, 2010, 05:53:55 AM
AR, I love ya, man, but just what effin' disease would listening to that tripe heal anyone of? 

Chronic constipation ?
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #68 on: August 07, 2010, 01:46:06 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 07, 2010, 05:53:55 AM
AR, I love ya, man, but just what effin' disease would listening to that tripe heal anyone of?  

I was speaking of poundin' my balls flat! It felt better than hearin' her readin' her stinkin' tripe!
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