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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2010, 10:00:20 PM »
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31. my dear California Peggy
   
No one responds to your poetry threads because your poems suck. As in, two dollar meth-addict whore kind of suck. And I'm really sorry that you're compelled to share whatever the hell it is inside you that needs to be expressed in these god-awful "poems", but apparently, your ego needs regular feedings, and we are meant to be your sacrificial lambs.

I am flabbergasted that anyone with anything beyond a high school education would find your poetry to be good reading. I mean, I can recommend some books if people need something to compare it to. It saddens my heart that no one has had the guts to tell you how embarrassingly bad your writing is - and not even that, it's that you lord it over your coterie of ass-kissers like it's something they need to praise you for. C'mon people, SERIOUSLY. The poems posted here should be considered acts of literary terrorism. They are THAT BAD.

And before you slam me for anything I've just said, let me make it clear: I. DON'T. CARE. If you really can't tell the difference between good writing or bad, or even how pathetic it is that Peggy has to come here to get her ego stoked (I don't know, she seems ungodly old - it may be the only thing keeping her alive at this point), then I really don't give a damn what you think.

One more thing, peeps - twenty dollar ****ing forks, bitches.

:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2010, 10:06:30 PM »
Whoa.

Talk about a sudden change in odds for Top Primitive of 2010.

For a while, the trend seemed to favor a presently-unknown primitive--some outrageous comment or behavior as a result of the elections in November (i.e., something that hasn't happened yet)--and that's still a pretty good bet, but the odds now seem to favor the CalPig primitive for Top Primitive of 2010.

It can change, of course, but that's the way things stand now, four months before the voting starts.

Sayeth franksolich the oddsmaker.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2010, 07:44:41 AM »
Quote from: miskie on August 03, 2010, 09:43:29 PM
I thought the Red Dye experiments resulted in stunted growth and orange tanning bed tans..


Messin' with Snooki again, I see . . .  ::)
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2010, 07:54:51 AM »
I guess that's what happens when a Solid Gold dancer sleeps with an Oompa Loompa.

God, that thing is hideous. 
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2010, 08:13:47 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 04, 2010, 07:54:51 AM
I guess that's what happens when a Solid Gold dancer sleeps with an Oompa Loompa.

God, that thing is hideous. 

Perfect place to repost this...

http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/ginos-love-spray-tan/
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2010, 08:17:29 AM »
Holy steroid abuse, Batman.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2010, 08:23:30 AM »
And yet Cal Piggy still posts poetry.  Proof positive that she/he/it/ohgodwhatthe****isthat needs the attention--obsessively craves it, in fact.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2010, 09:18:23 AM »
Miskie -- you are frakking awesome  :bow: !!
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2010, 12:06:02 PM »
Wise decision. It's bad enough reading them, but listening to her voice...yuck!!! Does anyone know what she does when she's not assaulting the world with really, really bad poetry? I hope she's doesn't teach literature.

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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2010, 12:41:36 PM »
miskie, you da man!

 :cheersmate:
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2010, 01:13:22 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on August 04, 2010, 12:06:02 PM
Wise decision. It's bad enough reading them, but listening to her voice...yuck!!! Does anyone know what she does when she's not assaulting the world with really, really bad poetry? I hope she's doesn't teach literature.

Cindie

Seems to me she has retired. I don't know from what, 'prolly from lickin' garbage cans for some gubmint lesbo libber, judging from some of the nasty ass poems she has posted!
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2010, 03:05:11 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 04, 2010, 07:44:41 AM
Messin' with Snooki again, I see . . .  ::)

It's either Snooki, or Sasquatch..  And Sasquatch hasn't been spotted lately.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #37 on: August 04, 2010, 03:06:26 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on August 04, 2010, 12:41:36 PM
miskie, you da man!

 :cheersmate:

Quote from: njpines on August 04, 2010, 09:18:23 AM
Miskie -- you are frakking awesome  :bow: !!

Much appreciated - It wans't a big deal - just squeezing some goodness out of Google...
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #38 on: August 04, 2010, 04:09:37 PM »
OMG! This creature is on Youtube! reading its ghastly poetry. I didn't know that! Did you all know that? Why am I always the last to find these things out?


I'll go back under my rock now.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2010, 04:10:11 PM »
 :lmao: We thought it would be better for you to find out on your own.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #40 on: August 04, 2010, 04:15:20 PM »
Hilarious. Miskie, you are a national treasure.  :-)
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #41 on: August 04, 2010, 04:17:28 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on August 04, 2010, 12:06:02 PM
Wise decision. It's bad enough reading them, but listening to her voice...yuck!!! Does anyone know what she does when she's not assaulting the world with really, really bad poetry? I hope she's doesn't teach literature.

The poetess CalPig primitive, who was born in 1942, was, or is, a registered nurse.

Either she inherited a wad of money, or married money, given her Streisandian mansion.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #42 on: August 04, 2010, 04:18:36 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 04, 2010, 04:17:28 PM
The poetess CalPig primitive, who was born in 1942, was, or is, a registered nurse.

Either she inherited a wad of money, or married money, given her Streisandian mansion.

Yet she won't share with the out-of-work and destitute other DUmmies?
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #43 on: August 04, 2010, 05:21:05 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 04, 2010, 04:18:36 PM
Yet she won't share with the out-of-work and destitute other DUmmies?

just one of Peggy's forks could feed Bobo The Hobo for at least three days.
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« Reply #44 on: August 04, 2010, 06:04:00 PM »
Quote from: miskie on August 04, 2010, 03:06:26 PM
Much appreciated - It wans't a big deal - just squeezing some goodness out of Google...

You have black-belt level google-fu.  I sent the Cal Peg post and the reply from Nicole Lambeth to my Mom, who is both a published author and a raving moonbat, and she got a kick out of it.  Wait until I have time to send her actual cal peg poetry samples.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #45 on: August 04, 2010, 06:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on August 04, 2010, 04:09:37 PM
OMG! This creature is on Youtube! reading its ghastly poetry. I didn't know that! Did you all know that? Why am I always the last to find these things out?


I'll go back under my rock now.

Yes, and some of our critiques were removed from the comments section LOL.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #46 on: August 04, 2010, 06:25:51 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on August 04, 2010, 06:04:00 PM
You have black-belt level google-fu.  I sent the Cal Peg post and the reply from Nicole Lambeth to my Mom, who is both a published author and a raving moonbat, and she got a kick out of it.  Wait until I have time to send her actual cal peg poetry samples.
 :rotf:

Thats great ! Also, feel free to send her some snippets out of The Big Book of Poetry. Ive actually just added three more parodies of genuine CalPeg...  'DUmplings'..
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #47 on: August 04, 2010, 06:42:15 PM »
Quote from: miskie on August 04, 2010, 06:25:51 PM
Thats great ! Also, feel free to send her some snippets out of The Big Book of Poetry. Ive actually just added three more parodies of genuine CalPeg...  'DUmplings'..


 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

I can't wait!
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #48 on: August 04, 2010, 06:58:06 PM »
Unintentional poetry stolen from Engrish.com:

Like newly born drops of water.
My favorite dreams and willful life.
I like you in the recent days.
Very wonderfully and more pleasantly.
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Re: Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."
« Reply #49 on: August 04, 2010, 08:01:42 PM »
Quote from: miskie on August 04, 2010, 06:25:51 PM
Thats great ! Also, feel free to send her some snippets out of The Big Book of Poetry. Ive actually just added three more parodies of genuine CalPeg...  'DUmplings'..


Oh, never fear!  I will be sending your fine works to her as well.  Somewhere, somehow, tangerine labamba is following your work and smiling.

Off to read "DUmplings".....
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