Uneathed Campfire Remains - Calpeg "I've come to a decision."

[miskie]

So, I have been on a Peggy-hunt, as there have been no signs of poetic excrement left anywhere to be seen, So I figure CP has simply relocated her toilet to someplace else.. While rooting around an excavation site I came across this thing of beauty..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9049774

CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)          Sun Sep-27-09 07:18 PM
Original message
I've come to a decision.
      

I will no longer post the audio clips to my poetry...

Why?

It's a ton of work, and not worth it to me, for the comments received.

Anyone who would like to hear my poetry, shoot me a PM with your email and I'll put you on my permanent distribution list...

Sorry, gang...

And if you don't give a damn, well, that's OK too.

She took one of her balls and went home -- but thats not what makes this thread extraordinary.. This does..

Name removed (0 posts)        Sun Sep-27-09 11:50 PM
Response to Original message
31. Deleted sub-thread
   Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

What ?? A 'Name Removed' post ? -- nothing special.. Well you know what they say about the internet, right ? that nothing ever goes away completely ?  A bit of further archaeological digging provided fragments that were able to be reconstructed into the glorious original

Nicole Lambeth  Donating Member  (419 posts)       Sun Sep-27-09 11:50 PM
Response to Original message
31. my dear California Peggy
   
No one responds to your poetry threads because your poems suck. As in, two dollar meth-addict whore kind of suck. And I'm really sorry that you're compelled to share whatever the hell it is inside you that needs to be expressed in these god-awful "poems", but apparently, your ego needs regular feedings, and we are meant to be your sacrificial lambs.

I am flabbergasted that anyone with anything beyond a high school education would find your poetry to be good reading. I mean, I can recommend some books if people need something to compare it to. It saddens my heart that no one has had the guts to tell you how embarrassingly bad your writing is - and not even that, it's that you lord it over your coterie of ass-kissers like it's something they need to praise you for. C'mon people, SERIOUSLY. The poems posted here should be considered acts of literary terrorism. They are THAT BAD.

And before you slam me for anything I've just said, let me make it clear: I. DON'T. CARE. If you really can't tell the difference between good writing or bad, or even how pathetic it is that Peggy has to come here to get her ego stoked (I don't know, she seems ungodly old - it may be the only thing keeping her alive at this point), then I really don't give a damn what you think.

One more thing, peeps - twenty dollar ****ing forks, bitches.

Few suicide runs measure up to the gloriousness of this. It is 100% Pure Grade-A Win. If there was an award ceremony for best flame-out caught 'on tape'  this post would earn yearly accolades. Parents will tell this story to their children, and their grandchildren. Awesome. 

And the bonfire, how did it end ?

Lithos   (1000+ posts)          Mon Sep-28-09 02:07 AM
Response to Original message
59. Locking at OP request
   n/t

 

Please, read this thread in its entirety - it is hilarious, especially after Nicole Lambeth derails it..

[BattleHymn]

Only sixteen more days until Bad Poetry Day!  I hope Calpig has one rolling through her digestive tract right now. 

[Chris_]

A voice from the grave...

  armyowalgreens  (1000+ posts)
Mon Sep-28-09 01:42 AM
Response to Reply #39
53. Man what the **** is this? I will storm your castle and pillage your land.
   
DO NOT **** WITH PEGGY

   
  armyowalgreens  (1000+ posts)
Mon Sep-28-09 01:48 AM
Response to Original message
54. Jesus christ. What the **** is up with the trolls?
   
Peggy, I have never read one of your poems. But I can only assume that someone as awesome as you would have awesome poetry.

I'll have to keep an eye out for them in the future

[soleil]

I remember that one well. I love Nicole!!!! She is awesome!! I remember when she did that. We all laughed our asses off. She's no longer at DU (obviously), but she is still awesome!!

Let me add this was at a time when a lot of funny poetry threads were getting deleted (can't make fun of the pig even if you aren't) and  a lot of DUers got banned or suspended. And CalPig went on her FB page to applaud the mods, but at DU was nosing around PMing everyone trying to get the info on why people got suspended. She's a snake. And the biggest brown-noser on the planet.

[miskie]

Here is the rest of the deleted sub-thread.. The numbering is wrong because when a whole sub-thread is pulled, the rest of the posts are renumbered.

LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts)     Sun Sep-27-09 11:54 PM
Response to Reply #31
33. Enjoy your pizza.
   

CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-27-09 11:56 PM
Response to Reply #31
34. Thank you for sharing this.
   
Very instructive.

:eyes:

LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts)     Sun Sep-27-09 11:59 PM
Response to Reply #34
36. Don't worry about it...she's oozed hate for awhile.
   

CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts)   Mon Sep-28-09 12:02 AM
Response to Reply #36
38. My dear LeftyFingerPop...
   
It doesn't faze me at all...

It's almost funny...

Thanks sweetie...

:hug:

 

LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts)    Mon Sep-28-09 12:04 AM
Response to Reply #38
39. I'm not laughing...it's beyond the pale...
   
and it was not provoked.

kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts)    Mon Sep-28-09 12:09 AM
Response to Reply #38
40. It IS almost funny
   
like an inside joke kind of thing. That last line about the forks is what makes me think it's a joke, as I remember that thread and there was some kidding around on it, too

The post does make me think that I'll have to be rather thick-skinned, too, whenever I get published (or self-publish.) There are always those that have no qualms about holding back how the really feel, no matter how rude they must be to do so.

Take care, Peggy :hug:

CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts)     Mon Sep-28-09 12:10 AM
Response to Reply #40
41. Not to worry, my dear Kentauros...
   
I'm good...

:hug:

Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts)     Mon Sep-28-09 12:11 AM
Response to Reply #31
42. I'm not going to mince words Nicole
   
You're a bitch.

bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-28-09 12:14 AM
Response to Reply #31
43. Why not bust out some of your fabulous prose?
   
Don't really care what books you can recommend. Rather see what you can produce.

And BTW, if you really don't care what anyone thinks, why bother posting at all? Do you really think we give a damn what you think?

BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts)     Mon Sep-28-09 12:15 AM
Response to Reply #31
44. Did you forget your meds today honey?
   
I feel sorry for you. CA Peggy has more friends here than you will probably ever have in your lifetime. But then, calling people names on the internets is all little psychopaths like you have, isn't it?

Jetboy (240 posts)     Mon Sep-28-09 12:23 AM
Response to Reply #31
45. No words.
   
Just:

:grr:

1gobluedem Donating Member (1000+ posts)     Mon Sep-28-09 12:28 AM
Response to Reply #31
48. Wow
   
What's the point of that? You must enjoy hurting people. I feel sorry for you.

Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-28-09 12:36 AM
Response to Reply #31
49. about that meth whore..........
   
you are speaking from experience, I take it.

Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts)     Mon Sep-28-09 12:42 AM
Response to Reply #31
52. I feel sorry for you.
   
You say you don't care...yet you put way too much energy into this.
I wouldn't slam you....you are already filled with self-loathing...



"The 'lady' doth protest too much, methinks".

UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts)    Sun Sep-27-09 11:58 PM
Response to Original message
35. If I missed some CP it is because I lately got very busy !
   
Edited on Mon Sep-28-09 12:00 AM by UndertheOcean
I WISH I can write poetry like you one of these days . I have been going through a dry spell at the moment.

CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-28-09 12:01 AM
Response to Reply #35
37. My dear UndertheOcean...
   
No worries!

We all have lives, after all...

:hug:

Sooo much butt-kissing.... 

[thundley4]

I calpig's poetry makes her a protected species, just imagine if bobbo the hobo ever started writing poetry.

[BlueStateSaint]

I calpig's poetry makes her a protected species, just imagine if bobbo the hobo ever started writing poetry.

Give me a house
'Cause I am such a louse
And I don't want to work
Just sit here with a smirk
And laugh, laugh at you schmucks
Who make all of the bucks
To give me a house

Hey, it's all I could do on two minutes' notice!

[miskie]

Oh man !!! This thread has gotten better !!  Further digging has uncovered a SECOND Flameout !

No sub thread this time -- just one post.. And it appears that whoever signed up did so just to crap on CalPeg...

CaLiOiNk (1 posts)     Mon Sep-28-09 01:05 AM
Response to Original message
53. One should not have to beg for an audience.
  
Peg, your poetry is tacky. Most of it is porn for those with vaginal cobwebs, i.e. you. There will be renewed interest in your poetry for a week because of your cry for help, but it will dry up quickly and you will be left to spew your yeast all over the lounge again so people pay attention once more.

You have no lasting nor true friends here because everyone who has met you irl is creeped out by your narcissism and psychotic behavior. You're not a star, you are not pretty, just a black hole.

My word, this thread was so delicious, I think Ive gained five pounds just from reading it...

[soleil]

Here is the rest of the deleted sub-thread.. The numbering is wrong because when a whole sub-thread is pulled, the rest of the posts are renumbered.
 
  
 
Sooo much butt-kissing.... 

I am not sure when Nicole joined DU, but I always liked her. She was funny, and she didn't take any mess. And CP was not for her to worship like others do there. I can still keep in contact with Nicole, and she is not anything but kind. She just got fed up, and MOST all of us loved it. There are always those who like to suck up, but I can say there was lots of talking behind the scenes, and she was applauded for going out like that! By many who CP thinks loves her poetry!! hahahahahahaha

[Ballygrl]

Nicole's post is gone now, I can't find it at all in that thread.

[soleil]

I calpig's poetry makes her a protected species, just imagine if bobbo the hobo ever started writing poetry.

What makes her protected is the money she donates to DU. And people are dumb. They buy into the sweet grandma type that she plays. Funny enough, she rarely EVER mentions her children or grandchildren. And since she doesn't mind talking about her personal life.... Maybe her own children don't buy it either BECAUSE THAT ISN'T WHO SHE IS!!!

[Ballygrl]

Only sixteen more days until Bad Poetry Day!  I hope Calpig has one rolling through her digestive tract right now.

OMG at your avatar

[soleil]

Oh man !!! This thread has gotten better !!  Further digging has uncovered a SECOND Flameout !

No sub thread this time -- just one post.. And it appears that whoever signed up did so just to crap on CalPeg...

My word, this thread was so delicious, I think Ive gained five pounds just from reading it...

I feel like I know who wrote that, but they never owned up to it!! It was great!

[miskie]

Nicole's post is gone now, I can't find it at all in that thread.

You wont - the post has been gone for many months.

I'm fairly adept in getting what I want out of Google and other search engines, and I was able to locate a source for the missing posts - I read them, and had to share because they are wonderful !

There are very few who have told CalPeg 'in person' (well on DU.. if you can call that in person)  that her poetry is just awful. -- And if they do, it seems the mods kill the offender off very quickly, leaving behind almost no trace. Recovering these posts, especially from nearly a year ago, is a rare thing.

[lars1701c]

Oh. My. God.



I wish I could shake the hand of the person(s) who wrote those flame out posts

[Ballygrl]

You wont - the post has been gone for many months.

I'm fairly adept in getting what I want out of Google and other search engines, and I was able to locate a source for the missing posts - I read them, and had to share because they are wonderful !

There are very few who have told CalPeg 'in person' (well on DU.. if you can call that in person)  that her poetry is just awful. -- And if they do, it seems the mods kill the offender off very quickly, leaving behind almost no trace. Recovering these posts, especially from nearly a year ago, is a rare thing.

Oh wow! I thought for some reason they just removed them now because of your thread.

[miskie]

I feel like I know who wrote that, but they never owned up to it!! It was great!

I love the poster's handle -- Cali Oink -- it almost makes me wonder if this was a suicide run from CU or CC, since 'CalPig' is a pretty common 'term of endearment' around these parts...  

[miskie]

Oh wow! I thought for some reason they just removed them now because of your thread.

No, and the thread is considered archived, so I don't *think* that it can be altered..

*Granted, I may be wrong on this - DU has made significant changes to the forum software they use.

[soleil]

You wont - the post has been gone for many months.

I'm fairly adept in getting what I want out of Google and other search engines, and I was able to locate a source for the missing posts - I read them, and had to share because they are wonderful !

There are very few who have told CalPeg 'in person' (well on DU.. if you can call that in person)  that her poetry is just awful. -- And if they do, it seems the mods kill the offender off very quickly, leaving behind almost no trace. Recovering these posts, especially from nearly a year ago, is a rare thing.

I was wondering how you recovered those posts. Many took a screenshot (?) so we could all see them before they disappeared!!

 

[soleil]

I love the poster's handle -- Cali Oink -- it almost makes me wonder if this was a suicide run from CU or CC, since 'CalPig' is a pretty common 'term of endearment' around these parts...  

Could be. I know some DUers were banned about that time, so it could have been one of them. One comes to mind, and they'd be the type to not admit it! But who knows. The name is hilarious!

She's been called Piggy for a while now!! 

[Madam Firecracker]

    That is a classic!!! Like bronze it and frame it kind of classic.

[dutch508]

What makes her protected is the money she donates to DU. And people are dumb. They buy into the sweet grandma type that she plays. Funny enough, she rarely EVER mentions her children or grandchildren. And since she doesn't mind talking about her personal life.... Maybe her own children don't buy it either BECAUSE THAT ISN'T WHO SHE IS!!!

SHE'S A MAN, BABY!!!

[soleil]

SHE'S A MAN, BABY!!!

Now that you mention it....

[PatriotGame]

SHE'S A MAN, BABY!!!

MAN??
The results of a transgendered genetic mutation experiment gone terribly, terribly awry.

Many, many years ago, the VRWC was 'experimenting' with red dye #5 variations in their chem trail spraying mixtures.
Jest sayin'...

[miskie]

MAN??
The results of a transgendered genetic mutation experiment gone terribly, terribly awry.

Many, many years ago, the VRWC was 'experimenting' with red dye #5 variations in their chem trail spraying mixtures.
Jest sayin'...

I thought the Red Dye experiments resulted in stunted growth and orange tanning bed tans..