Around here they think horseshit is an H'ordeurve! or however ya spell the damn things!
I have eight cats, and the damn dogs think the litter boxes are a 24/7 all you can eat buffet.
Thank God hubby has installed a cat door through which the dogs cannot pass into the "cat room", filled with all sorts of yummy cat treats.
Now, however, Molly wiggles right in there and ugh, helps herself from time to time.
Ooo, I really shouldn't have been writing this while trying to eat a bowl of sherbert.