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A man whom the U.S. described as a key figure in Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula accidentally blew himself up, U.S. military officials told Fox News.

The officials say Nayif Al-Qahtani was "messing with a bomb" when it went off. U.S. officials had been watching him, but Fox News' sources insist the U.S. had nothing to do with his death.

Al-Qahtani was "a vibrant guy linked to ongoing operations planning, and his death will have an impact," one official told Fox News. ...

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/05/21/key-al-qaeda-figure-accidentally-blows-officials-say/

 Workplace accident, what a bitch.



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I hope he took some friends with him.
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I hope he took some friends with him.

30 to 40 of his @sshole buddies would be cool

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30 to 40 of his @sshole buddies would be cool

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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/05/21/key-al-qaeda-figure-accidentally-blows-officials-say/

 Workplace accident, what a bitch.

There really is nothing worse than a tough day on the job.  :-)

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"What happened?"

"Pre-mature detonation.  I set the timer for 30 minutres, and it went off in 6 seconds"...



And now, hell for this goat-****ing bastard is having Jeff Dunham's hand up his backside for the rest of eternity.
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Well, thats got to put a damper on your day

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The al Qaeda stop smoking program strikes again.  That bassid'll stop smoking in a day or three.  :fuelfire: :evillaugh:
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He'd be known as 'Butterfingers,' if he still had any fingers.  Oh, wait, here's one for him...

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...and his last words were....

"HEY Y'ALL, WATCH THIS....I'm only going to do it one time."
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...and his last words were....

"HEY Y'ALL, WATCH THIS....I'm only going to do it one time."


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I think we can all agree his destination ended up being Hell. :pisscontest: on him.
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He'd be known as 'Butterfingers,' if he still had any fingers.  Oh, wait, here's one for him...

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Sayonara, dirtbag!

Or Adios Cucaracha!  :lmao: :evillaugh: :rotf:
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Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2010, 10:48:46 AM »
Silence! I keel you! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!111
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Re: Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2010, 09:39:24 PM »
I love it when good things happen to bad people...  More from the religion of pieces... you know he blew himself to pieces....  :-)


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