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Offline Ballygrl

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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #50 on: May 21, 2010, 08:04:52 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on May 21, 2010, 08:01:38 PM
You know you owe me a gallon of mind bleach there!  OMG, this is far removed from a Shakepearean sonnet or the Song of Solomon.  The only worse thing than reading this would have been to watch her deliver the poem in person or via youtube.
Somewhere another Muse has died of shock.

That's the poem that's on the youtube linked in the 1st post, I think it starts a little after a minute in! :lmao:
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #51 on: May 21, 2010, 08:23:56 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 21, 2010, 08:04:52 PM
That's the poem that's on the youtube linked in the 1st post, I think it starts a little after a minute in! :lmao:

I think I'll go shovel out all the litter boxes, then clean up two days' worth of dog poop from four doggies.  That will be a clean and refreshing alternative to the youtube posting. :tongue:
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #52 on: May 21, 2010, 09:12:32 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on May 21, 2010, 08:23:56 PM
I think I'll go shovel out all the litter boxes, then clean up two days' worth of dog poop from four doggies.  That will be a clean and refreshing alternative to the youtube posting. :tongue:

Might wanna go for a refreshing dip in the nearest septic tank , just to make sure.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #53 on: May 21, 2010, 09:19:02 PM »
Where is TLB's post?? Someone should always post that.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #54 on: May 21, 2010, 09:28:40 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 21, 2010, 02:55:37 PM
She is not a nice person.  Her "My Dear" whoever is just and act.  That video was the first time I have seen her not wearing a mock turtle neck.  I thought for sure she was a man but now I'm not so sure. 
Ironically neither is (s)he.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #55 on: May 21, 2010, 10:04:29 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on May 21, 2010, 09:12:32 PM
Might wanna go for a refreshing dip in the nearest septic tank , just to make sure.


That might work. :cheersmate:
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #56 on: May 22, 2010, 02:36:45 AM »
Quote from: BEG on May 21, 2010, 02:55:37 PM
She is not a nice person.  Her "My Dear" whoever is just and act.  That video was the first time I have seen her not wearing a mock turtle neck.  I thought for sure she was a man but now I'm not so sure. 

Ya know, I tend to shy away from folk that look,............uh.........what's the word?

Uni-gendered? Hmmmmm.....doesn't seem to be in my dictionary. Wonder why?

I'm not sure that "flake" knows either!
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #57 on: May 22, 2010, 02:45:01 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on May 21, 2010, 08:01:38 PM
You know you owe me a gallon of mind bleach there!  OMG, this is far removed from a Shakepearean sonnet or the Song of Solomon.  The only worse thing than reading this would have been to watch her deliver the poem in person or via youtube.
Somewhere another Muse has died of shock.

You do realize, that more than likely she did this recital in the buff!

Heh, heh, heh! Just thought I'd put our brothers to sleep with an image in their sub-conscious!

I know, I know, no wonder I'm on ignore!
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #58 on: May 22, 2010, 04:08:39 AM »
I read her poem.

She did a fat guy.

Now I wonder.

Which was getting.

Mercy sex.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #59 on: May 22, 2010, 08:50:50 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 22, 2010, 04:08:39 AM
I read her poem.

She did a fat guy.

Now I wonder.

Which was getting.

Mercy sex.

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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #60 on: May 22, 2010, 09:32:05 PM »
I'm not going to quote the...erm...poem again, and hurt any of your eyes. I will just say that I agree with all of the above. I will add a question: Exactly how many drusg has this woman ingested/inhaled/shot up? This is some of the worst stuff I have ever read. I wish I were totally blind.

Damn...
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #61 on: May 23, 2010, 02:04:29 AM »
It keeps removing my comments of constructive criticism.... :evillaugh:
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #62 on: May 23, 2010, 02:10:41 AM »
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #63 on: May 23, 2010, 02:11:05 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 21, 2010, 04:21:21 PM
Sometimes I feel fortunate to be deprived of a high speed internet connection.

This is one of those times..... :-)....no acid bath for me tonight.

I refuse to watch or read! I'd have to drain all my car batteries and steal the 'ol lady's bleach to make a cocktail stout enough to erase the horror from my memory!

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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #64 on: May 23, 2010, 02:16:54 AM »
Quote from: Gwitness on May 23, 2010, 02:04:29 AM
It keeps removing my comments of constructive criticism.... :evillaugh:

Hahahahahahaha!!!! That there is some funny shirt!
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #65 on: May 23, 2010, 04:35:54 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on May 23, 2010, 02:11:05 AM
I refuse to watch or read! I'd have to drain all my car batteries and steal the 'ol lady's bleach to make a cocktail stout enough to erase the horror from my memory!

There's some things Johnny Walker just can't touch!

I'm with you, AR.  I've got a feeling that if I played that drivel, Oreo would jump up and claw my eyes out . . . and the cat would be 100% in the right.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #66 on: May 23, 2010, 08:44:43 AM »
Quote from: Gwitness on May 23, 2010, 02:04:29 AM
It keeps removing my comments of constructive criticism.... :evillaugh:

OMG! is that why there isn't many negative comments? Hmm, trying to figure a way around that.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2010, 08:58:19 AM »
OK my comment got on there LOL

Beautiful poem, it reminds me of Vogon Poetry.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #68 on: May 23, 2010, 09:15:55 AM »
I got about 15 seconds in...

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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #69 on: May 23, 2010, 09:51:31 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on May 22, 2010, 02:45:01 AM

You do realize, that more than likely she did this recital in the buff!...


I thought she was wearing a fur coat!   :rotf:

My bad!  :rotf:
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #70 on: May 23, 2010, 09:26:03 PM »
Video has been disabled by request. Just wanted to let you guys know. There's room for a plethora of jokes there too. :-)
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #71 on: May 23, 2010, 09:52:20 PM »
The puke comment was removed and my comment was removed. I hate censorship and isn't constructive criticism always good? and my comment wasn't even an outright criticism.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #72 on: May 23, 2010, 09:56:16 PM »
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #73 on: May 24, 2010, 09:33:04 AM »
About ten seconds in I had a strong urge to jam an ice pick into my eyes and ears, so I decided it was best to stop the video. But I notice that there is nothing but a bunch of two year old comments on there. Has she been policing that POS for the past two years deleting negative comments?
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #74 on: May 24, 2010, 12:12:48 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on May 24, 2010, 09:33:04 AM
About ten seconds in I had a strong urge to jam an ice pick into my eyes and ears, so I decided it was best to stop the video. But I notice that there is nothing but a bunch of two year old comments on there. Has she been policing that POS for the past two years deleting negative comments?

I'm sure someone from the DU must've been reading this thread and gave her a heads up.
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