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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2010, 01:19:54 PM »
Quote from: Alpha Mare on May 21, 2010, 01:15:41 PM
"..our wild souls howling..."

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Can you imagine combining the poetry clip with that 1?
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2010, 01:36:04 PM »
Someone needs to send this to Homeland Security..  I don't know about you, but that verbal WMD has left me terrorized, traumatized, and sodomized. 
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2010, 01:48:55 PM »
Hey BEG, what's that quote you posted?  Did that come from the DU? 

Well, I didn't need to see that sex poem again, once in a lifetime was enough.  The Tomatoes one, that's new.  She can take any mundane thing and think she's crafting a masterpiece from it.  Anybody can do it:

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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2010, 01:55:01 PM »
Quote from: Karin on May 21, 2010, 01:48:55 PM
Hey BEG, what's that quote you posted?  Did that come from the DU? 

Well, I didn't need to see that sex poem again, once in a lifetime was enough.  The Tomatoes one, that's new.  She can take any mundane thing and think she's crafting a masterpiece from it.  Anybody can do it:

She looked      at
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Hair appointment       at
5:00
Next Wednesday.

Conference
Call     at
9:00
Monday.

Jadah     is
not
here
Thursday. 


:lmao:

That's the truth isn't it? why is it necessary to do a poem about a tomato? I have a garden and we plant tomatoes, they grow we eat them, who even thinks beyond that? these are the people that Nancy Pelosi thinks should have more time at tax payers expense to pay for their "art" I don't want to pay for Peggy to write poetry, how does that help the economy? create jobs?
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2010, 02:32:10 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 21, 2010, 01:04:56 PM
Here's the sexual poem :lmao:

This is for all my friends on DU

(I have no idea but I think she said ponderous hip? what's a ponderous hip? are they large hips?)

Ponderous hips move over me
Ponderous hands grip my limbs
Your eyes smile into my face
While you take me where I've never been
I gasp as you probe me (where's the shocked smiley?)
Your tongue is magic ( :hammer: )
I twist in your arms as you warm my skin with your breath your kiss
Your kisses reach into me
They nourish us and we become whole inside each other
The sky darkens with thud and clouds
The trees thrash in the rising wind
But I no longer care for you shelter me
The rain pelts us we don't feel it
The Grass dampens
But our love heats the ground ( :banghead: )
And far far below our wild souls howling can be heard
Take me there again I beg you
Give me your strength
Let me hide behind your bones
And I will give you my grace, my rhythm ( :naughty: ) my swaying hips ( :o ) and my smile
You will be powerless under my enchantment ( :bs: )
Let the grain rains pour down on us
We will laugh while we love 1 another
Let the ocean flood our shores (even the BP oil?) we will float away and our souls will watch with joy
We will sail over the world and warm it with our loving
We are caught in the snare of loving 1 another
We crawl from virgin seas long ago
We did not know who we were then
But our souls pursued us til our eye met and across the story of the planet we came together

Here's 1 comment from youtube:

OMFG, I'M GONNA PUKEEEEE!!! :lmao:





Definitely vomit inducing. And it makes it worse that we know what she looks like.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2010, 02:52:29 PM »
Quote from: soleil on May 21, 2010, 02:32:10 PM
Definitely vomit inducing. And it makes it worse that we know what she looks like.

I really don't know anything about her and I can't search over there, but can you tell me if she's a very nice sweet person? or is she an angry person who villainizes those who have opposing views? Just asking because people who profess about peace love and tolerance tend to be some really angry mean people.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2010, 02:55:37 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 21, 2010, 02:52:29 PM
I really don't know anything about her and I can't search over there, but can you tell me if she's a very nice sweet person? or is she an angry person who villainizes those who have opposing views? Just asking because people who profess about peace love and tolerance tend to be some really angry mean people.

She is not a nice person.  Her "My Dear" whoever is just and act.  That video was the first time I have seen her not wearing a mock turtle neck.  I thought for sure she was a man but now I'm not so sure. 
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2010, 02:57:25 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 21, 2010, 02:52:29 PM
I really don't know anything about her and I can't search over there, but can you tell me if she's a very nice sweet person? or is she an angry person who villainizes those who have opposing views? Just asking because people who profess about peace love and tolerance tend to be some really angry mean people.

Basically what BEG said. Her sweet lady act is just that. I know some stories about things she has done to some at DU meetups. She is no nice lady. But she is golden over there because of her $$$$.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2010, 02:58:40 PM »
Thanks guys! I kind of got that feeling watching the video.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2010, 02:58:50 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 21, 2010, 02:55:37 PM
She is not a nice person.  Her "My Dear" whoever is just and act.  That video was the first time I have seen her not wearing a mock turtle neck.  I thought for sure she was a man but now I'm not so sure. 

What is up with the mock turtlenecks? All in blue? Freakin weird.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2010, 02:59:39 PM »
Quote from: soleil on May 21, 2010, 02:58:50 PM
What is up with the mock turtlenecks? All in blue? Freakin weird.

It's there to hide the adam's apple and shaving nicks.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2010, 03:00:57 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 21, 2010, 02:59:39 PM
It's there to hide the adam's apple and shaving nicks.

Then someone needs to come up with an answer for her stringy hair.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2010, 03:12:10 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 21, 2010, 11:45:45 AM
But she recites one of her sex poems!  :(

I don't believe I'd told that....   :-)
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2010, 03:23:21 PM »
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Ponderous hips move over me
Ponderous hands grip my limbs

What is she, banging a gorilla?
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #39 on: May 21, 2010, 03:28:00 PM »
Last call can be a bitch...
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #40 on: May 21, 2010, 03:28:48 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 21, 2010, 02:59:39 PM
It's there to hide the adam's apple and shaving nicks.

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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #41 on: May 21, 2010, 03:30:08 PM »
Quote from: soleil on May 21, 2010, 03:00:57 PM
Then someone needs to come up with an answer for her stringy hair.

Blowtorch??  :clueless:
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #42 on: May 21, 2010, 04:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 21, 2010, 12:45:38 PM
Am I the only 1 taking 1 for the team? :lmao:

I'm actually watching it, oh and the 2nd 1 seems kind of sexual, she mentions tongues :hammer: oh no, she said her swaying hips? :banghead:

OK, call me classless but I hate poetry, it never makes sense to me, I relate more to knock knock jokes.

Yesh. :-)

And her writing is often compared unfavorably with Vogon poetry, which is if anything too kind.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2010, 04:20:52 PM »
I only saw 2 seconds of it before I turned the sound off.  I found this gem of a comment though:

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Excellent work CaliforniaPeggy. I was mentioning to my wife how evocative your line "Let me hide beneath your bones" is to me.
I don't know why it affects me as it does, it just does. Thank you
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2010, 04:21:21 PM »
Sometimes I feel fortunate to be deprived of a high speed internet connection.

This is one of those times..... :-)....no acid bath for me tonight.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2010, 06:22:36 PM »
Quote from: soleil on May 21, 2010, 03:00:57 PM
Then someone needs to come up with an answer for her stringy hair.

The results of getting her mop confused with her wig ?
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #46 on: May 21, 2010, 06:48:43 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 21, 2010, 04:03:44 PM
Yesh. :-)

And her writing is often compared unfavorably with Vogon poetry, which is if anything too kind.

OMG :lmao: I had to look Vogon Poetry up because I never heard of it, this is what Wiki said :lmao:

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Vogon Poetry is described as "the third worst poetry in the Universe". The main example used in the story is a short piece composed by Jeltz, which roughly emulates nonsense verse in style (example below). The story relates that listening to it is an experience similar to torture as demonstrated when Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect are forced to listen to the poetry (and say how much they liked it) prior to being thrown out of an airlock.

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #47 on: May 21, 2010, 06:59:53 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on May 21, 2010, 06:22:36 PM
The results of getting her mop confused with her wig ?

Oh, If it weren't for the rules forbidding posting photos of primitives.. The Photoshop of horrors I would create..Singing....

Photoshop,
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Photoshop,
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Call a cop.
Hiding in the bushes.
No, oh, oh, no-oh!
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2010, 07:56:03 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 21, 2010, 01:04:56 PM
Here's the sexual poem :lmao:

This is for all my friends on DU

OMFG, I'M GONNA PUKEEEEE!!! :lmao:


OMG, I REALLY hope she wrote that sex poem in her younger Beatnik days.  At least then it might not be so gross.   :hi5:

I think I might have  found her in her Beatnik days:  

Update to try an in-bedded youtube.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bVOXxDV5BdI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bVOXxDV5BdI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVOXxDV5BdI

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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2010, 08:01:38 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 21, 2010, 01:04:56 PM
Here's the sexual poem :lmao:

This is for all my friends on DU

(I have no idea but I think she said ponderous hip? what's a ponderous hip? are they large hips?)

Ponderous hips move over me
Ponderous hands grip my limbs
Your eyes smile into my face
While you take me where I've never been
I gasp as you probe me (where's the shocked smiley?)
Your tongue is magic ( :hammer: )
I twist in your arms as you warm my skin with your breath your kiss
Your kisses reach into me
They nourish us and we become whole inside each other
The sky darkens with thud and clouds
The trees thrash in the rising wind
But I no longer care for you shelter me
The rain pelts us we don't feel it
The Grass dampens
But our love heats the ground ( :banghead: )
And far far below our wild souls howling can be heard
Take me there again I beg you
Give me your strength
Let me hide behind your bones
And I will give you my grace, my rhythm ( :naughty: ) my swaying hips ( :o ) and my smile
You will be powerless under my enchantment ( :bs: )
Let the grain rains pour down on us
We will laugh while we love 1 another
Let the ocean flood our shores (even the BP oil?) we will float away and our souls will watch with joy
We will sail over the world and warm it with our loving
We are caught in the snare of loving 1 another
We crawl from virgin seas long ago
We did not know who we were then
But our souls pursued us til our eye met and across the story of the planet we came together

Here's 1 comment from youtube:

OMFG, I'M GONNA PUKEEEEE!!! :lmao:





You know you owe me a gallon of mind bleach there!  OMG, this is far removed from a Shakepearean sonnet or the Song of Solomon.  The only worse thing than reading this would have been to watch her deliver the poem in person or via youtube.
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