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Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« on: May 21, 2010, 11:22:25 AM »
[youtube=425,350]8EagNzajifo[/youtube]


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Sorry, it ran fine for me on youtube and I didn't get the embedding message when I posted it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EagNzajifo&feature=player_embedded
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 11:41:08 AM »
I'm not even going to watch that! I'll wait 'til someone else wants to waste their brain cells and tells us about it.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2010, 11:45:45 AM »
I'm not even going to watch that! I'll wait 'til someone else wants to waste their brain cells and tells us about it.
But she recites one of her sex poems!  :(



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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2010, 11:50:06 AM »
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I wonder whos?  :rotf: :rotf:

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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2010, 12:17:28 PM »
What's going on here? 

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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2010, 12:28:34 PM »
Is it this one?

Growing Tomatoes

It’s time
she thought

to grow

after many
years
the plot now lies
fallow

Tomatoes, peppers too
fresh from the vine

she’ll have many days
to hold the soft red
globes
to consider serving
them
slicing
them

she’s not going anywhere
this
year

She’s standing still
while her heart
roams

growing
tomatoes

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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2010, 12:29:09 PM »
aaaaaaargh!!! :spork: :spork:
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2010, 12:31:16 PM »
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I wonder whos?  :rotf: :rotf:

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

The only thing even remotely sexy about her poems is she's the "butt" of so many jokes!
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2010, 12:37:39 PM »
"I gasp as you probe me

Your tongue is magic"


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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2010, 12:45:38 PM »
Am I the only 1 taking 1 for the team? :lmao:

I'm actually watching it, oh and the 2nd 1 seems kind of sexual, she mentions tongues :hammer: oh no, she said her swaying hips? :banghead:

OK, call me classless but I hate poetry, it never makes sense to me, I relate more to knock knock jokes.
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2010, 12:46:30 PM »
But she recites one of her sex poems!  :(

So I wasn't imagining that poem being sexual?
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2010, 12:47:06 PM »
OK, call me classless but I hate poetry, it never makes sense to me, I relate more to knock knock jokes.
:lmao:
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2010, 12:48:51 PM »
Am I the only 1 taking 1 for the team? :lmao:

I'm actually watching it, oh and the 2nd 1 seems kind of sexual, she mentions tongues :hammer: oh no, she said her swaying hips? :banghead:

OK, call me classless but I hate poetry, it never makes sense to me, I relate more to knock knock jokes.


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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2010, 12:52:00 PM »
Is it this one?

Growing Tomatoes

It’s time
she thought

to grow

after many
years
the plot now lies
fallow

Tomatoes, peppers too
fresh from the vine

she’ll have many days
to hold the soft red
globes
to consider serving
them
slicing
them

she’s not going anywhere
this
year

She’s standing still
while her heart
roams

growing
tomatoes



It is just flat out awful. AWFUL!

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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2010, 01:01:44 PM »
Quote from: YouTube
sonypsplayer> OMFG, I'M GONNA PUKEEEEE!!!
:lmao:
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2010, 01:04:56 PM »
Here's the sexual poem :lmao:

This is for all my friends on DU

(I have no idea but I think she said ponderous hip? what's a ponderous hip? are they large hips?)

Ponderous hips move over me
Ponderous hands grip my limbs
Your eyes smile into my face
While you take me where I've never been
I gasp as you probe me (where's the shocked smiley?)
Your tongue is magic ( :hammer: )
I twist in your arms as you warm my skin with your breath your kiss
Your kisses reach into me
They nourish us and we become whole inside each other
The sky darkens with thud and clouds
The trees thrash in the rising wind
But I no longer care for you shelter me
The rain pelts us we don't feel it
The Grass dampens
But our love heats the ground ( :banghead: )
And far far below our wild souls howling can be heard
Take me there again I beg you
Give me your strength
Let me hide behind your bones
And I will give you my grace, my rhythm ( :naughty: ) my swaying hips ( :o ) and my smile
You will be powerless under my enchantment ( :bs: )
Let the grain rains pour down on us
We will laugh while we love 1 another
Let the ocean flood our shores (even the BP oil?) we will float away and our souls will watch with joy
We will sail over the world and warm it with our loving
We are caught in the snare of loving 1 another
We crawl from virgin seas long ago
We did not know who we were then
But our souls pursued us til our eye met and across the story of the planet we came together

Here's 1 comment from youtube:

OMFG, I'M GONNA PUKEEEEE!!! :lmao:



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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2010, 01:06:31 PM »
:lmao:

OMG! I posted that comment too, I'm literally crying here from :lmao: so hard!
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2010, 01:08:29 PM »
You're a star Ballygirl, it took all I had just to sit through them.  :-)



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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2010, 01:09:53 PM »
You're a star Ballygirl, it took all I had just to sit through them.  :-)

I was so afraid that after I hit post I was going to get an error and have to listen to the thing again :lmao:
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2010, 01:13:02 PM »
I was so afraid that after I hit post I was going to get an error and have to listen to the thing again :lmao:

Now that would be worse than waterboarding!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2010, 01:14:06 PM »
OMG! I posted that comment too, I'm literally crying here from :lmao: so hard!

Oh my gawd. She should be used as a weapon against N Korea.

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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2010, 01:14:24 PM »
Now that would be worse than waterboarding!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lmao:
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2010, 01:15:41 PM »
"..our wild souls howling..."

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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2010, 01:16:06 PM »
Oh my gawd. She should be used as a weapon against N Korea.

:lmao:
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Re: Gather round folks, it's time for a poem
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2010, 01:19:20 PM »
They should use these against the prisoners in gitmo. Forget waterboarding, this is so much worse.