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So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« on: March 15, 2010, 11:54:27 AM »
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So I Bought My 16 year Old Son
   
his first box of condoms... :P

Now I just hope he doesn't need to use them for a while, but he said he needed them and well...

:scared: would rather not be a grandparent just yet

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6. Well,
   
if you really don't want him to use them yet, you could always sit him down and tell him about how kinky you and your spouse like it. :)

Then again, you may have to pay for therapy afterward...

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9. Good for you!!
   
My son is also 16, and I gave him his first box a couple of Christmases ago. Boy you should have seen his shocked face, lol! I told him that it was strictly so he could get used to the concept, not that I was encouraging any sexual activity.

Which would make him 14.

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12. We gave them to our daughters as soon as boys entered the scene.
   
So far I don't think they've been used, but we made it clear that replacement supplies would be available with no questions asked.

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I see they're raising their kids with a set of high morals. Why condoms though! Don't they just get rid of inconvenienced pregnancies with an abortion. Don't they consider that a badge of honor?
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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2010, 12:03:46 PM »
Parent of the year candidates, one and all.   :sarcasm:

You couldn't tell a kid "Go out and get busy" any more clearly if you rented a damn' billboard.  Talking to them about safe sex, sure, but handing them a box of rubbers is a whole 'nother thing. 
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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2010, 12:21:43 PM »
So did you tell him that they can break? 

Did you tell him that if they do break and the girl becomes pregnant that he has just given that girl complete control over his life?   

That he will have absolutely no say over whether she kills his child or not? 

That he will be totally bound to the girl for the rest of his life if they conceive a child and she chooses to raise the child?  Totally her choice, he has zero rights?

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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2010, 12:34:31 PM »
And as much as the feminazis want to wish it away, the double standard does exist, and a girl can be labeled a slut and a whore for as long as she stays in town.  It's the absolute reality.  She'll likely become a barrag, and then the jokes behind her back will get crueler and crueler.  There's nothing cute or pretty or sexy about a used-up 45-year old slut. 

Self-respect is sexy at any age. 

The boys also need to know about sexual criminal labelling/notification laws, as well as jail time.  Time to grow up and be parents, DUmmies.  These kids aren't your buddies. 

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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2010, 01:02:37 PM »
...and he promptly covered all the bananas in the house with them, grabbed a tube of K-Y Jelly and went to see his girlfriend.

Hey....he is the offspring of a couple of DUmmies you know.
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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2010, 01:28:34 PM »
...and he promptly covered all the bananas in the house with them, grabbed a tube of K-Y Jelly and went to see his girlfriend.

Hey....he is the offspring of a couple of DUmmies you know.

Okay but why only bananas? Variety is the spice of life and the produce section is full of organic toys in all shapes and sizes.

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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2010, 01:32:00 PM »
I have a 14 yr old boy and that "parent" who bragged that they gave their son a box for Christmas when he was then 14 makes me sick to my stomach and furious.  :censored:  Probably gave him a nickel bag in his stocking as well . . .
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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2010, 01:35:24 PM »
The boy in question is a step son.

I'll bet mom doesn't know. Bragging on the DUmp made him feel like a cool dad.

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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2010, 01:53:55 PM »
My daughter's "birth control" will be a Winchester 94.  Any prospective boyfriends will know this.
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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2010, 02:03:06 PM »
Okay but why only bananas? Variety is the spice of life and the produce section is full of organic toys in all shapes and sizes.

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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2010, 02:05:39 PM »
Tell him if he is old enough to have sex he is old enough to get a job and move out and buy his own condoms.

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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2010, 03:45:16 PM »
Okay but why only bananas? Variety is the spice of life and the produce section is full of organic toys in all shapes and sizes.

Cindie

So that's why women spend so much time in the produce section....checking for firmness and stuff. :-) Live and learn.
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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2010, 03:57:13 PM »
There's no need to procure BC for a 16 yr old in this day and age. It's not the 50s anymore, DUmmies. They most likely can lay hands on 4 or 5 different pregnancy prevention methods. The question really is-will they use them? Answer-hit and miss. BECAUSE THEY ARE TEENAGERS!
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« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2010, 04:02:30 PM »
There's no need to procure BC for a 16 yr old in this day and age. It's not the 50s anymore, DUmmies. They most likely can lay hands on 4 or 5 different pregnancy prevention methods. The question really is-will they use them? Answer-hit and miss. BECAUSE THEY ARE TEENAGERS!

Because they are immature and cannot handle the consequences of such actions. Its retarded for parents to give in to pop-culture instead of being parents.

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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2010, 04:05:13 PM »
Because they are immature and cannot handle the consequences of such actions. Its retarded for parents to give in to pop-culture instead of being parents.


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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2010, 04:14:00 PM »
Thank Gawd No.

One thing I've learned after being a parent for almost 31 years.....what you say you or your children will do, what you say you or your children will never do ....very often turn out to be something different when reality hits.

It's very very easy to say what should or shouldn't be done or offer an opinion....when you are not the parent.

It's usually a good idea to remember that not everyone will wear the same shoes and/or walk the same path as you....or your non-existant child.  :wink:
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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2010, 04:28:31 PM »


Go ahead and sign your kids up for kiddie porn or whatever. I think parents should try their best to teach their kids morals and giving in to immorality is wrong.

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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2010, 04:35:42 PM »
Sure kids should be taught right from wrong. I was, sure most of you were. The problem comes when people exercise free will. I don't agree with providing your teen with BC. That says "I condone your actions." My point was kids know more about BC at 14 than I did at 21. And they have massive access to it. It all boils down to whether they bother to use it.
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« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2010, 04:38:14 PM »
My point was kids know more about BC at 14 than I did at 21. And they have massive access to it. It all boils down to whether they bother to use it.

Our culture has stopped letting kids be kids. They are NOT ready.

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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2010, 05:09:52 PM »
Happy1ga, that's pretty much where I am; whether kids actually become sexually active, despite the massive overexposure to sex in modern culture, still seems to vary hugely even within a family, at least based on my own experience.
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OK, hey.  GranPaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bought a rubber.

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« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2010, 06:59:50 PM »
One thing I've learned after being a parent for almost 31 years.....what you say you or your children will do, what you say you or your children will never do ....very often turn out to be something different when reality hits.

It's very very easy to say what should or shouldn't be done or offer an opinion....when you are not the parent.

It's usually a good idea to remember that not everyone will wear the same shoes and/or walk the same path as you....or your non-existant child.  :wink:


I agree Deb.  My best friend in high school got pregnant at 18 (just graduated high school).  The only difference between her and me is that I got on birth control by myself before it happened to me.  I was dating my husband (then boyfriend) since I was 15.  I went to planned parenthood by myself (when I was 17) with out my Mom knowing. I was terrified to talk to her about it.   My Mom didn't have the "sex" talk with me like I do with my kids.  I have told them all that you can't "take it back" if you make a mistake with someone you don't really love, there is no "do over".  I have discussed the moral reason for not having sex as well as the medical and mental reasons not to have it at a young age.  That being said, I am not so arrogant to think that my talks with them are fool proof but I do know that they come to me and ask me questions that I would never dreamed to have asked my Mom back in the day.  Time will tell if I am handling it the right way.  If my daughters came to me asking to get birth control I would get them birth control.  I would have failed in my approach in the sex talk department but I wouldn't say no and end up with my daughter no longer communicating with me or her getting pregnant in high school.  My son just turned 21 and is in college, I had the same talks with him that I have had with my two daughters.


I constantly teach my kids "right from wrong" FGL.  It's an everyday thing, you just don't have one sex talk and chalk it up to being taken care of.  When issues pop up in everyday life you use those times as "teachable moments" (to quote Obama).  Be open to your kids about all things and they will feel free to discuss anything with you.  Count yourself lucky FGL that you don't have kids because I'm afraid they would disappoint you at some point in their lives.  Kids are human and make mistakes just like the rest of us.  Do you seriously think with that attitude you have that any child of yours would feel free to come to you if they were being pressured to have sex?   Just instilling your "morals" doesn't guarantee results.  How many Pastors daughter's end up pregnant?  There is real peer pressure out there that you can't control.  What should I do if one of my kids tells me they are having sex?  Lock them up?  Ground them?  How long would that work?  I guess you haven't have sex yet either since you are so moral that you would never have sex before marriage?!?   I think it's easy for someone who doesn't have kids to tell people who do have kids what to do.  It reminds me of Oprah and I can't stand her for that very reason.

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Re: So I Bought My 16 year Old Son some rubbers
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So I Bought My 16 year Old Son
   
his first box of condoms... :P

Now I just hope he doesn't need to use them for a while, but he said he needed them and well...

Be happy the kid is straight.
Hey, this kid is the son of a DUmmie. He might want the rubbers to avoid disease when he takes it up the butt.