Heated Seats
I have always loved "Gas Guzzling Cars" for their comfort & safety. I took
out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive the other day just to drive that
sucker before they become extinct.
The salesman sat in the front seat describing the car and all its wonderful
options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the
seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to
your butt in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought it was a
Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democratic car, the seats
would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
