The wisdom of older men
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An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
'Excuse me, I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir.
Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, she appears out of nowhere.
