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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2010, 11:40:37 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 23, 2010, 11:24:59 AM
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2010, 11:42:08 AM »
The thought of CalPig as dessert is enough to make me want throw up a hairball.

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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2010, 11:43:23 AM »
This was a pretty big group of DUmmies fawning over CalPig's horrid poetry, but there was nary a word from our Top DUmmy of 2009. Special needs Pam NEVER misses a chance to gush over the CalPig, the only "name" DUmmy who ever comments on a Pammie thread these days. Two weeks since Grandma Bonnie checked out, with not a single word from Mrs. Dawson in all that time. I hope Mark didn't get drunk and pop her with the Glock.

It's getting very worrisome. Pam has disappeared, the Landlocked Cetacean out there in Las Vegas has disappeared, bobbo the hobo has disappeared, and we hardly hear a peep out of UGP. Before all that, DUmmy mythsaje dropped off the face of the earth, and that Walmart DUmmy was tombstoned. Right now, poor, stupid Beth is the highest ranking DUmmy with any activity at all, and her productivity has suffered greatly since she got her latest batch of medication. Has there been a mutation of the H1N1 virus that makes it deadly to morons? Warpy, ThomWV, and TwixVoy are way too stupid to carry the entire load of the DUmp.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2010, 12:05:12 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 23, 2010, 11:43:23 AM
This was a pretty big group of DUmmies fawning over CalPig's horrid poetry, but there was nary a word from our Top DUmmy of 2009. Special needs Pam NEVER misses a chance to gush over the CalPig, the only "name" DUmmy who ever comments on a Pammie thread these days. Two weeks since Grandma Bonnie checked out, with not a single word from Mrs. Dawson in all that time. I hope Mark didn't get drunk and pop her with the Glock.

It's getting very worrisome. Pam has disappeared, the Landlocked Cetacean out there in Las Vegas has disappeared, bobbo the hobo has disappeared, and we hardly hear a peep out of UGP. Before all that, DUmmy mythsaje dropped off the face of the earth, and that Walmart DUmmy was tombstoned. Right now, poor, stupid Beth is the highest ranking DUmmy with any activity at all, and her productivity has suffered greatly since she got her latest batch of medication. Has there been a mutation of the H1N1 virus that makes it deadly to morons? Warpy, ThomWV, and TwixVoy are way too stupid to carry the entire load of the DUmp.

I was wondering the same thing.  where did they go???
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2010, 12:32:52 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 23, 2010, 12:05:12 PM
I was wondering the same thing.  where did they go???

we do not alk-tay about the issapiered-day ick-up-pay lan-pay...


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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2010, 12:46:43 PM »
Thank goodness the ever-vigilant bureaucrats of the United Nations are on the job:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Convention_for_the_Protection_of_All_Persons_from_Enforced_Disappearance
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #31 on: February 23, 2010, 01:01:35 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on February 23, 2010, 12:32:52 PM
we do not alk-tay about the issapiered-day ick-up-pay lan-pay...


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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #32 on: February 23, 2010, 06:20:57 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on February 23, 2010, 10:52:29 AM
I'm very impressed by anybody who can write a good sonnet.


Challenge To Me From Celtic Rose Presents
I'll Write These Words Using Iambic Time.
To Write Sonnets Complete- As Shakespeare Meant
Impress The Lass I Shall With Ancient Rhyme.

Often My Verse Comes Through In Haiku Jive
Simple Words That Evoke Nature's Presence
In Syllables Of Five, Seven Then Five-
Without A Rhyme To Complete The Sentence.

So Now To This Final Stanza I Bring
My Closing Thoughts On Writing A Sonnet.
Some Words So Bouncy That They Almost Sing
You're Counting All The Syllables I Bet.    :tongue:

Complete These Words To Celtic Rose The Fair,
I'll End This Rhyme with Perfect Matching Pair.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #33 on: February 23, 2010, 06:28:47 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 23, 2010, 12:34:51 AM


Ow, that made my chest hurt when I laughed. Damn you!
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2010, 06:31:20 PM »
In past years, for the most part, all of our DUmmy of the year recipient hasn't made it through the following year without getting TS'd. It seems that this year is an exception. Mrs. Dawson, showing why she was a worthy winner, is in a self imposed TS.

In the hopes of carrying on this time honored tradition, what say Y'all that next year we elect CPeg as the winner? She can do the world a favor and OD on pizza.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #35 on: February 23, 2010, 06:31:29 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on February 23, 2010, 06:28:47 PM
Ow, that made my chest hurt when I laughed. Damn you!

I totally stole that Image
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #36 on: February 23, 2010, 06:59:57 PM »
After dinner
I am
full.

wait, wait, wait, wait
an hour
maybe
longer

plop, plop, plop, plop
now
I
have room
for
dessert.

/liberal skank mode off

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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #37 on: February 23, 2010, 07:00:59 PM »
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #38 on: February 23, 2010, 07:06:11 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 23, 2010, 06:59:57 PM
After dinner
I am
full.

wait, wait, wait, wait
an hour
maybe
longer

plop, plop, plop, plop
now
I
have room
for
dessert.

/liberal skank mode off

Cindie

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Now I might need to call blink, blink, blink, blink!
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2010, 07:37:41 PM »
A DUmmie's
head
I thwack it
Thump thump thump thump

It thumps
like a ripe
melon

So full
of juice
and bullshit
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #40 on: February 23, 2010, 07:41:34 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on February 23, 2010, 07:37:41 PM
A DUmmie's
head
I thwack it
Thump thump thump thump

It thumps
like a ripe
melon

So full
of juice
and bullshit

wow.

Onomatopoeia. Alliteration. Assonance.

similes, metaphors. This has it all!
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #41 on: February 23, 2010, 08:27:06 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 23, 2010, 11:43:23 AM
It's getting very worrisome. Pam has disappeared, the Landlocked Cetacean out there in Las Vegas has disappeared, bobbo the hobo has disappeared, and we hardly hear a peep out of UGP. Before all that, DUmmy mythsaje dropped off the face of the earth, and that Walmart DUmmy was tombstoned. Right now, poor, stupid Beth is the highest ranking DUmmy with any activity at all, and her productivity has suffered greatly since she got her latest batch of medication. Has there been a mutation of the H1N1 virus that makes it deadly to morons? Warpy, ThomWV, and TwixVoy are way too stupid to carry the entire load of the DUmp.

Yeah, I'm really worried.

I just checked for the gigantic primitive in his new digs, and no show.

Members over there are asking too.

Has anyone happened to see any obituaries in the Last Vegas newspapers where it's mentioned burial was in a piano case?

Damn.  I'm worried.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #42 on: February 23, 2010, 08:29:24 PM »
Maybe they ran off together.  Or at least lumbered away at a slow pace.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #43 on: February 23, 2010, 08:30:59 PM »
"Waits", "plops", and "thumps" do not convey the poetic inspiration of "blinks". "Blink, blink, blink, blink" is simple genius. Or maybe not. Okay, not.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #44 on: February 23, 2010, 08:38:12 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 23, 2010, 08:30:59 PM
"Waits", "plops", and "thumps" do not convey the poetic inspiration of "blinks". "Blink, blink, blink, blink" is simple genius. Or maybe not. Okay, not.

But it is catchy.   :-)
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #45 on: February 23, 2010, 08:39:36 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 23, 2010, 08:27:06 PM
Yeah, I'm really worried.

I just checked for the gigantic primitive in his new digs, and no show.

Members over there are asking too.

Has anyone happened to see any obituaries in the Last Vegas newspapers where it's mentioned burial was in a piano case?

Damn.  I'm worried.

Too hopelessly optimistic to think he has taken more of the advice here to heart and has actually gotten himself outside and enjoying some fresh air and scenery?


Probably huh.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #46 on: February 23, 2010, 08:48:17 PM »
Yeah, have they all been re-assigned to another OCamp?? :-)
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #47 on: February 23, 2010, 08:50:36 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on February 23, 2010, 08:48:17 PM
Yeah, have they all been re-assigned to another OCamp?? :-)

Maybe they did swim away to another island.

Damn.

I feel like a laboratory scientist learning that some of my prized specimens have disappeared.
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #48 on: February 23, 2010, 09:30:06 PM »
Quote from: miskie on February 23, 2010, 06:20:57 PM

Complete These Words To Celtic Rose The Fair,
I'll End This Rhyme with Perfect Matching Pair.

lol!! That was 10000% better than anything from the Pigsty
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Re: Here It Comes! Plop!! Another CalPig Poem!
« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2010, 09:32:21 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 23, 2010, 08:27:06 PM
he Last Vegas newspapers where it's mentioned burial was in a piano case?


I thought about checking the other night.. I really only know his first name though.
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