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Offline 5412

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Dear Mr. President
« on: February 13, 2010, 12:20:44 PM »
Dear Mr. President,
 
You have asked for suggestions on helping the environment.  I have an idea that could save thousands, if not millions of gallons of fuel.
 
Please issue a presidential order that John Murtha and Jane Fonda be buried in adjoining graves sites.  I know thousands of former Vietnam military personnel who have expressed a desire to pay their respects when they pass on.  If they are buried next to each other they could visit both graves on one trip.
 
Once we get to the cemetery I know they will be easy to spot because there will be no grass growing on either of them.
 
Thank you sir,
 
A Humble Peasant

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Re: Dear Mr. President
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2010, 05:11:58 PM »
Dear Mr. President,
 
You have asked for suggestions on helping the environment.  I have an idea that could save thousands, if not millions of gallons of fuel.
 
Please issue a presidential order that John Murtha and Jane Fonda be buried in adjoining graves sites.  I know thousands of former Vietnam military personnel who have expressed a desire to pay their respects when they pass on.  If they are buried next to each other they could visit both graves on one trip.
 
Once we get to the cemetery I know they will be easy to spot because there will be no grass growing on either of them.
 
Thank you sir,
 
A Humble Peasant

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Re: Dear Mr. President
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2010, 05:45:33 PM »
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker

"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers

"In this present crisis, government in not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus