Subject: "Let me tell you about my weekend..."
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> I, an older, white-haired man, walked into a jewelry store Friday
> evening with a beautiful young gal at my side.
>
> I told the jeweler I was looking for a special ring for my new
> girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a
> $5,000 ring. I said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
>
> At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
> another ring over..... 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the
> jeweler said.
>
> The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
> excitement. Seeing this I said, 'We'll take it...'
>
> The jeweler asked how payment would be made and I stated, "By check. I
> know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and
> you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the
> ring up Monday afternoon."
>
> Monday morning, the jeweler phoned me
>
> and advised 'There's no money in that account?
>
> 'I know,' I said. 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'
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> All Seniors Aren't senile
