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DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« on: December 30, 2009, 11:58:19 PM »
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Rising Phoenix  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-30-09 04:46 PM
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The mailman just told me how wonderful I look ?!
I'm in sweats, an old bleached out tee, an nasty old sweatshirt, no make-up and a ponytail. He, however, said I was glowing. It was random.
       
<<Please don't post pictures of individual DUmmies.  For the sexy sexy, go to the link. -- Chris>>

I know it isn't altogether nice, but it seems more likely the mailman thought she looked easy, rather than wonderful. I mean, c'mon, man! Wonderful? Glowing? Maybe Newman is her mailman.

DUmp picture threads are always appreciated.


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9. Hey!1 He's got a PENSION!1 Plus, if you divorce after 10 yrs, you can marry AGAIN!1

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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2009, 12:08:11 AM »
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7. how very sweet
   
its funny how you get the most compliments when you are just bumming it.....

Funny how you get compliments when you fish for them on DU.
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2009, 12:19:44 AM »


Momma? Is that really you? Why did you leave me with nasty Uncle Pervert, Momma?
« Last Edit: December 31, 2009, 12:52:00 AM by FGL »
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 12:27:37 AM »
don't do it.

come on, we all look how we look.  she looks how she looks. 

let's leave it at that.

i'm sure all of her friends say she has a nice personality...

 
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 12:29:41 AM »
Quote from: sofa king on December 31, 2009, 12:27:37 AM
don't do it.

come on, we all look how we look.  she looks how she looks. 
 

I couldn't help myself. The resemblance is amazing. They have the same lips.

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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2009, 12:32:48 AM »
Quote from: sofa king on December 31, 2009, 12:27:37 AM
i'm sure all of her friends say she has a nice personality...
Not a chance. She's a DUmmy. DUmmies hate each other as much as they hate us.
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2009, 12:51:26 AM »
Quote from: FGL on December 31, 2009, 12:19:44 AM


Momma? Is that really you? Why did you leave with nasty Uncle Pervert, Momma?

 :rotf: :lmao:

bwaaahahahahaa...
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2009, 12:56:07 AM »


"The Mailman thinks I'm sexy!"
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2009, 01:17:59 AM »
I'm pretty sure the mailman was hoping to get some before his next delivery.
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2009, 01:33:11 AM »
Where the hell was the Spork alert?????!!!!!!!1
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2009, 01:37:18 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on December 31, 2009, 01:33:11 AM
Where the hell was the Spork alert?????!!!!!!!1

Come on. I wasn't lying about the resemblance was I?
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2009, 01:57:01 AM »
Quote from: FGL on December 31, 2009, 01:37:18 AM
Come on. I wasn't lying about the resemblance was I?

You don't consider a "purple critter" in need of a spork? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2009, 04:25:11 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on December 31, 2009, 01:57:01 AM
You don't consider a "purple critter" in need of a spork? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This one, yes . . .



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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2009, 07:30:43 AM »
Butt ugly. UP looks better, and she's a .........well she's something.
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2009, 08:32:52 AM »
Oh my God, FGL.....words fail me.   Literally did a spit-take.  And a coughing fit.  I'll say no more. 
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2009, 08:57:52 AM »
Quote from: FGL on December 31, 2009, 12:56:07 AM


"The Mailman thinks I'm sexy!"
You made me laugh while I was on the phone with a customer. :lmao:
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2009, 09:06:49 AM »
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2009, 09:52:00 AM »
Quote from: Karin on December 31, 2009, 08:32:52 AM
Oh my God, FGL.....words fail me.   Literally did a spit-take.  And a coughing fit.  I'll say no more. 

Asthma?
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2009, 10:55:04 AM »
BlueState, they removed the picture from here in the original post.  Go to DU and take a look, then look at FGL's. 
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2009, 10:58:22 AM »
Sorry, I accidentally removed the link to the thread.  It's back.
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2009, 11:01:57 AM »
Oh.....how.....genetically unfortunate.
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2009, 11:11:04 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 31, 2009, 11:01:57 AM
Oh.....how.....genetically unfortunate.

Either that, or grounds for a DUmmy lawsuit (of Jeff Dunham).  I would imagine that this DUmmy has a case for back royalties.
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2009, 11:27:37 AM »
Quote from: Karin on December 31, 2009, 10:55:04 AM
BlueState, they removed the picture from here in the original post.  Go to DU and take a look, then look at FGL's. 

The resemblance is pretty good, IMO.

And, to the title of the thread--the only way that said DUmmy could get compliments by "fishing" for them, would be if said DUmmy used depth charges for "bait."
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"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2009, 11:35:57 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 31, 2009, 11:27:37 AM
The resemblance is pretty good, IMO.

And, to the title of the thread--the only way that said DUmmy could get compliments by "fishing" for them, would be if said DUmmy used depth charges for "bait."

You ever seen Bibaby?  The chick that dumbass invited into her bed with her husband?  She's no jewel, but she's 10000 times more attractive than that thing.

What kind of idiot invites a thinner, more attractive chick into her husbands bed and then bitches when he runs off with the hotter chick?

A DU idiot.
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Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2009, 11:40:17 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 31, 2009, 11:35:57 AM
You ever seen Bibaby?  The chick that dumbass invited into her bed with her husband?  She's no jewel, but she's 10000 times more attractive than that thing.

What kind of idiot invites a thinner, more attractive chick into her husbands bed and then bitches when he runs off with the hotter chick?

A DU idiot.

HOLY CRAP! Is that the woman that she and her hubby were in that open relationship with BiBaby?

I'd have left, too.
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