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Offline Aaron Burr

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Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« on: December 02, 2009, 09:44:27 PM »
I'm mildly astonished that I've never come across this site before. It may be a result of my insufferable laziness. The point is, you guys have some of the most substantive posts I've seen on any Conservative website. Hooray for our side.

About me: not much to tell. I write now and raise young Aaron Jr. I like old trucks and motorcycles....blowing stuff up....the usual. I used to do a lot of junk but mostly I just read, wrench, and wring my hands over the precarious future Aaron Jr. will be faced with no matter how much he knows about Western Civilization, carburetors, and high explosives.

I'll most likely explain the rules of Hockey at some point but other than that, he'll be pretty much on his own. So I decided to give the lad a leg up and raise him in a State low on Gods "Smite List". Arizona pretty much kicks ass all over California so far.

Other than that I'm a pretty average guy. Oh, except when I'm hammered. I'll try to keep the drunken rants to a minimum.
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2009, 09:54:14 PM »
Welcome from someone who hasn't been here long.   :cheersmate:

I found out about this place from Karin via Moonbattery.com and her hilarious stories about a place called The Dumpster.  Since arriving, I'm frequently impressed and humbled by the intellect and intelligence here.
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2009, 09:57:11 PM »
Welcome from another newbie.  I lurked off and on for a year or more before I finally signed on.  Lots of different insight, experience, and opinion here. 

And jokes.  Lots of jokes. 
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2009, 09:59:23 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 02, 2009, 09:57:11 PM
Welcome from another newbie.  I lurked off and on for a year or more before I finally signed on.  Lots of different insight, experience, and opinion here. 

And jokes.  Lots of jokes. 


That avatar gets me rolling, that's for sure.
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2009, 10:14:47 PM »
Aaron Burr?

Didn't you get shot for ****ing with the wrong guy?
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2009, 11:29:50 PM »
No, Aaron Burr shot a contemptible traitor who happened to be the chief author of most of our nations woes. Plus, Hamilton was a total brown nose for Washington. And he dared me to shoot. Twice.

But thanks for the welcome.

I found out about this place by searching for "Conservative Forums." I think it was 4 or 5 on the list. If it was on the second page I don't think I would have ever found it. I really am that lazy. I'm typing this with a back scratchier right now because I just can't seem to drag myself out of the tub. I may end up having the refrigerator set up in here and just soak until 2012.
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 12:42:55 AM »
Welcome Aaron.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 06:21:12 AM »
Welcome!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 07:46:53 AM »
Quote from: Chump on December 02, 2009, 09:59:23 PM

That avatar gets me rolling, that's for sure.

Did you really go there?  Did you????  Tough talk from a man who has dogs that look like Pandas.   :rotf:

 :-)
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 08:11:01 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 03, 2009, 07:46:53 AM
Did you really go there?  Did you????  Tough talk from a man who has dogs that look like Pandas.   :rotf:

 :-)

Bwahahaaha.  Your dog rocks; he looks intelligent but with a breathless, "What??" kind of look.  It's like he wants to laugh but doesn't get the joke.  Cracks me up.
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2009, 08:17:12 AM »
Quote from: Chump on December 03, 2009, 08:11:01 AM
Bwahahaaha.  Your dog rocks; he looks intelligent but with a breathless, "What??" kind of look.  It's like he wants to laugh but doesn't get the joke.  Cracks me up.

That is his consistent look.  He is saying "Look at me! I am cute! Give me a treat! Stop sitting there doing nothing! Get up.  ISAIDGETUPANDGETMEATREAT!!!!!!" 
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2009, 08:18:53 AM »
 :rotf: :lmao:
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2009, 12:52:00 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 03, 2009, 08:17:12 AM
That is his consistent look.  He is saying "Look at me! I am cute! Give me a treat! Stop sitting there doing nothing! Get up.  ISAIDGETUPANDGETMEATREAT!!!!!!" 

You just described my Laddie.
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2009, 02:57:31 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 03, 2009, 12:52:00 PM
You just described my Laddie.

Do you ever just cave in.  Just so they will stop staring at you?
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2009, 04:09:50 PM »
Welcome!! We're so glad you found us!
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2009, 09:31:42 PM »
Me or the dogs?
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2009, 01:32:32 AM »
Hi!

It's only fair to warn you....we often get sidetracked.....the guys especially if there's talk of boobiez.... :uhsure:
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2009, 07:09:38 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 03, 2009, 02:57:31 PM
Do you ever just cave in.  Just so they will stop staring at you?

I cave, but that doesn't mean he stops.
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2009, 07:22:05 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 04, 2009, 07:09:38 AM
I cave, but that doesn't mean he stops.

You have a gay poodle. Just admit it already.





(not that there's anything wrong with that.)












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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2009, 07:51:46 AM »
I'm sorry, but are you making fun...wait, did someone say "boobies"?

More importantly, is anyone SHOWING them?
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2009, 07:58:32 AM »
Hello again Aaron! 


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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2009, 08:23:39 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 04, 2009, 07:51:46 AM
I'm sorry, but are you making fun...wait, did someone say "boobies"?

More importantly, is anyone SHOWING them?

Hey, you asked.

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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2009, 08:26:55 AM »
Awww damn, Chump.....I just woke up, my reading glasses are downstairs, so I'm squinting at the screen....and this is what I see first thing in the morning... :thatsright:

Now I'm going to have nightmares tonight.... :bawl:




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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2009, 08:28:09 AM »
I coulda lived my whole life without seeing that.
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Re: Hellfire and Stale Jelly Rolls.
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2009, 08:28:29 AM »
Quote from: debk on December 04, 2009, 08:26:55 AM
Awww damn, Chump.....I just woke up, my reading glasses are downstairs, so I'm squinting at the screen....and this is what I see first thing in the morning... :thatsright:

Now I'm going to have nightmares tonight.... :bawl:






So am I--wondering how he got my picture like that.
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