Groin-spike nightmare for fence bungler

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A man was taken to hospital with metal spikes embedded in his groin on Saturday, after he became impaled on a fence while taking a short cut.

The 33-year-old was found by police on patrol in Merton Square, Blyth, Northumberland at 1.38am.

A Northumbria Police spokesman said: 'A 33-year-old male was conscious and able to tell officers he had been taking a short cut over a wall when he feel onto metal spikes on top of the wall.

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