Brain damaged bouncy with a response only a DUmmie could love

[Vagabond]

Garden Variety Bouncy spawns silly post

The Brain Damaged primitive, making it up:

DainBramaged  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-29-09 04:31 PM
Original message
Uttered by one of the Right-wing loonies here at work moments ago
 FAUX was on in the waiting room (I have no control over the TeeVee here). He was watching whomever, mouth open, and then these words came spewing out like an overflowing toilet;


Obama is an idiot.

This is in front of ME. My immediate response was "PRESIDENT Obama is a lot smarter man than BOTH of us put together, and for the record, in case you forgot, you're a ****ing car salesman.


That set him off. The floodgates opened


1)Iraq was responsible for 9/11

2)Reagan was the GREATEST President ever

3)We torture the "****ing" ARABS because we're at war and God is on our side

4)You ****ing Libs are ruining this country with your ass banging (that one was the best I ever heard describing what they think of Gays)

5)Clinton was a baby raper

6)There isn't going to be a public anything until abortion is banned (by now he's got spittle all over his lower lip)

The anger and hatred just overflowed like a toilet in Times Square NYC.


My walking away comment was


You clowns are 20% of the voting population and you are a fine example of a Modern-Day Conservative. Keep believing in those talking points you memorized.

Laughter broke out as he kicked a chair.

I guess I pissed him off.


I'll give him a couple of days before I **** with him again.

Yes, yes we've heard it all before.....We'll ignore the fellating going on by the others and skip to the silly post:

AnArmyVeteran (1 posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 05:42 PM
Response to Original message
38. WILL CONSERVATIVES SIGN THIS HEALTH CARE PLEDGE?
 I wrote a 'Pledge' every conservative should be force to sign if they are against health care reform. Feel free to copy my 'pledge' and see how many conservatives you can get to sign it. I'm sure you will be overwhelmed by hypocritical conservatives who will refuse to sign it because if at some point in time it was THEIR life on the line, they wouldn't refuse government supported health care.

A HEALTH CARE PLEDGE FOR CONSERVATIVES
by Larry Rolirad

As a Conservative who DOES NOT have Health Insurance:

I, ___________, do hereby pledge to refuse all health care paid for by the government. I pledge if I become sick, or a member of my family becomes sick, that I will refuse to be treated by any doctor, hospital or emergency personnel if the cost for these services will in any way be subsidized by a state or federal government.

I, ___________, do hereby pledge to wait one year from the time of my first symptoms until I go to the emergency room of a government-funded county hospital because I believe the 45,000 people who die every year due to inability to access quality health care deserve to die, after all, they are really deadbeats who could afford health insurance if they wanted it.

I, ___________, do hereby pledge to never accept any medical technologies, innovations, treatments or medications that were paid for, subsidized or developed using government funds because I believe them to be 'socialistic' and therefor evil. I know capitalistic 'for profit' companies will always act in the best interests of human beings, and never attempt to profit off of a person who is sick or dying.

I, ___________, do hereby pledge to continue to support the pharmaceutical industry making profits of 77 billion a year by overcharging for drugs and thereby preventing people from obtaining drugs to stay alive. As a conservative, I believe if a person can not afford medications they deserve to die because I believe 'poverty' or being a member of the working poor should be a capital offense. As a conservative I also support the current system where pharmaceutical companies spend more on advertising drugs than they do for research and development of drugs.

I, ___________, do hereby pledge that if I am too sick to go to the hospital I will not call a government sponsored '911' program, because I believe such emergency services to be 'socialistic' and therefore 'evil. I furthermore pledge to just sit in my house and die along with the other 45,000 people who die each year due to lack of access to health care if I cannot afford life-saving medical treatment.


As a Conservative who DOES HAVE have Health Insurance:

I, ___________, do hereby pledge to never disagree if my insurance company refuses to pay a valid claim, for I know they would never do anything to hurt another human being for money.

I, ___________, do hereby pledge to remain subservient to my insurance company and will never disagree if they refuse to pay for a valid claim by stating that it is related to a 'pre-existing condition', even if the condition has nothing to do with my current illness.

I, ___________, do hereby pledge to always agree with my insurance company even if they use some obscure loophole intentionally inserted into my policy to deceive me and to prevent me from getting the health care I need to remain alive.

I, ___________, do hereby pledge that I will not accept medical treatment until such treatment is first approved by an insurance representative, even if I know that the representative is rewarded financially for denying valid services to me or my family. I will readily and eagerly accept the decisions of the thousands of current 'death panels' used by insurance companies so they can make even bigger profits off of those they victimize.

I, ___________, do hereby pledge to continue to believe in tort reform and to never hold an insurance company liable or to seek justice in a court of law, even if their acts are criminal, deceptive or if their dishonest acts lead to the death of one of my family members.

I, ___________, do hereby pledge to not accept medical treatment even if I need life saving emergency treatment if those treatments are not first approved by an insurance bureaucrat. I refuse to admit that insurance companies are already using 'death panels' to kill people for profit.

 
FINALLY, as a CONSERVATIVE:

I, ___________, as a conservative who believes everyone should be independent and that no one ever falls on hard times in their lives, do hereby pledge that if I break any of the pledges above and receive any medical care for me or my family that I will agree to sell my house, use my retirement, sell my automobiles, cash in my children's college funds and use all of my assets to pay every dime of what I owe, even if my family and I are left destitute and homeless. I further pledge to repay every dime I make working at a burger joint or as a greeter at Walmart to first repay my medical bills before buying food or housing for my family. I further pledge to pay any interest rate on any balances due, because I believe corporations and banks should be allowed to charge anything they want, even interest rates of 30, 40 and 50%, rates even the Mafia never charged. I believe in unbridled capitalism and that companies should be allowed to do whatever they want, for I consider capitalism to be my 'god' and CEOs its disciples. I hereby further pledge to praise CEO salaries and bonuses even though I know that for every dollar they make is a dollar that doesn't go to help the sick or dying. And because I was against all minimum wage increases in the past 40 years I further pledge to accept only $1.45 an hour for working at McDonalds or as a Walmart greeter, since it was the minimum wage in February 1970.

I, ___________, as a conservative, hereby pledge to have my parents, or other loved ones, refuse all health care they are currently receiving from any government program, such as Medicare or Medicaid, and I further pledge to pay for all my parent's health bills. And I will further pledge to have my parents move in with me and give them 24 hour care instead of using any government subsidized nursing care or hospice care services, since I know such services are evil since they are 'socialistic' and therefore evil.

I, ___________, as a conservative do hereby pledge I will continue my condemnations of the poor in the Charles Dickens story, "A Christmas Carol", because I know Bob Cratchit's family were lazy deadbeats who could pay for their own health care and gotten help for their son, Tiny Tim, if they wanted to. I believe Tiny Tim should be prevented from getting health care and die, because he is poor.  

I, _________, as a conservative believe in individual rights for CEOs and business owners like Ebenezer Scrooge, but not for individual rights to life, liberty or the pursuit of happiness for those who are poor, downtrodden or oppressed. Also, because I believe the poor in the Bible were deadbeats, I will continue to condemn Jesus because he was an evil socialist because he healed the sick for free, he fed the hungry for free and he lifted the spirits of the downtrodden for free. I also condemn the Good Samaritan for not charging to help that poor, beaten man who was left for dead on the side of a lonely road. I believe that the priest and the temple assistant who first found the beaten man and left him for dead without helping him did the right thing and that the Good Samaritan was an evil socialist, because not only did the Good Samaritan help the beaten man, he even gave him money so he could feed and cloth himself.

I, _________, as a conservative further condemn Jesus for always attacking the rich and praising the poor, because I know CEOs and the wealthy are the true children of god because, after all, look at how much 'god' has rewarded them. As a conservative, I believe those on Wall Street deserve to make as much money as possible by using schemes and scams, like hedge fund manager John Paulson, who made 3.7 billion in 2007 alone for betting against homeowners, shareholders and other hard working Americans. As a conservative I believe people like Mr. Paulson should retain their 'right' to make 3.7 billion behind a computer producing nothing for his fellow man or society. As a conservative, I believe Wall Street executives should be paid 105,615 times more than hard working teachers, firefighters, police officers and nurses, even though I know they actually contribute to society and help their fellow man, while Wall Street executives produce nothing for society. As a conservative, I believe greed is a virtue, while helping others as teacher and nurses do, are really suckers and losers, because I equate 'success' with a person's ability to make money.

I, _________, as a conservative who always trusts the government to start wars, trusts government to bomb people, trusts government to spy on people, trusts government to incarcerate people without charges, trusts government to torture people, trusts government to arrest people without warrants and trusts government to use secret wiretaps on people, do hereby pledge to continue to distrust government to help heal sick and dying Americans. I fear government intrusion into my life, but I cheer on corporate intrusions on my privacy, my livelihood, and my life. I fear any government attempt to heal people, yet trust government to kill, maim, torture, arrest, incarcerate and execute people.

I, ________, as a conservative, make these pledges in the name of the 'god of unbridled, unregulated capitalism' and in the names of its disciples, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck.  Amen and amen.

Okay, who's mole is that?

One more bouncy for good measure:

bertman  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-29-09 05:36 PM
Response to Original message
36. SWEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!! I love it!
 Here's another right-wing dumbass story for you. A guy in our company came in today and was told that the new cost of our health insurance premiums was $400 per month (The company pays half). That is a 12 percent increase over last year's premium cost.

He got all in a snit because the premium was so high. This is a guy who is the biggest right-wing fundamentalist christian fanatic you could meet. A very nice guy but he cannot think his way out of a paper bag.

Our office manager told him that we shopped at four other companies and their premiums started at $800 a month.

So, he starts ranting about how Obama's gonna bankrupt us with the Public Option. Medicare is going broke. They're going to charge him $3200 a year penalty for not buying health insurance, blah, blah, blah.

Our office manager tried to say a few words but he was off the charts. She tried to ask him who he thought was raising the premiums "President Obama or the health insurance companies?" More ranting.

Some people are just beyond help.

Uh, really.

[Mike220]

PRESIDENT Obama is a lot smarter man than BOTH of us put together

Wonder where he gets that idea. Can't be from his grades. Nobody's seen them. If I had to guess, I'm at least as smart as, if not smarter than, Obambi.

[jinxmchue]

Why is it that every time they have seen Fox News, they claim it's in a "waiting room" where they "can't control it?"

And why do they always run into a conservative?

And why is there always a confrontation?

And why is said conservative always a stereotype of their stereotype of conservatives?

And why do they think any of these stories are believable to anyone with more than two brain cells to run together?

[JohnnyReb]

Wonder where he gets that idea. Can't be from his grades. Nobody's seen them. If I had to guess, I'm at least as smart as, if not smarter than, Obambi.

PRESIDENT Obama is a lot smarter man than BOTH of us put together Zero added to some random number still ='s the random number.

Ones a car salesman and the other sweeps the car lot........ Who's smarter?

[Servonaut]

PRESIDENT Obama is a lot smarter man than BOTH of us put together

Hell, my cat is smarter than 2 DUmmies put together.

[GOBUCKS]

And why do they think any of these stories are believable to anyone with more than two brain cells to run together?

Because without exception every DUmmy believes every bouncy lie. The only time a DUmmy gets called out on a stupid bouncy is when it's greenbriar, who is too DUmb to even fool DUmmies. And everyone believed her until she came up with the tale about the little black girl who wanted to be her slave.

[delilahmused]

DainBramaged  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-29-09 04:31 PM
Original message
Uttered by one of the Right-wing loonies here at work moments ago
 FAUX was on in the waiting room (I have no control over the TeeVee here). He was watching whomever, mouth open, and then these words came spewing out like an overflowing toilet;


Obama is an idiot.

This is in front of ME. My immediate response was "PRESIDENT Obama is a lot smarter man than BOTH of us put together, and for the record, in case you forgot, you're a ****ing car salesman.


That set him off. The floodgates opened


1)Iraq was responsible for 9/11

2)Reagan was the GREATEST President ever

3)We torture the "****ing" ARABS because we're at war and God is on our side

4)You ****ing Libs are ruining this country with your ass banging (that one was the best I ever heard describing what they think of Gays)

5)Clinton was a baby raper

6)There isn't going to be a public anything until abortion is banned (by now he's got spittle all over his lower lip)

The anger and hatred just overflowed like a toilet in Times Square NYC.


My walking away comment was


You clowns are 20% of the voting population and you are a fine example of a Modern-Day Conservative. Keep believing in those talking points you memorized.

Laughter broke out as he kicked a chair.

I guess I pissed him off.


I'll give him a couple of days before I **** with him again.

In other words the TV was on Fox News and the brain damaged moron was ranting and raving and foaming at the mouth about how much he hated "Faux", only stupid people who believe Iraq caused 9/11, torturing Arabs is good because God says so, abortion is murder, and Clinton is a perv and maybe if people around here would watch MSNBC once in a while they wouldn't be so stupid and indoctrinated. After the guy standing next to him stopped laughing hysterically, he said, "Well, why don't you ask if you can change the channel?" and walked off shaking his head.

Meanwhile, back in the black hole of brain damaged's brain he was thinking, "****, I didn't get the fawning approval I was looking for (but at least he thought I made a profoundly funny comment and agreed with me that we should change the channe). Maybe if I pretend all this stuff was said my some right winger, I mean they all think that anyway even if I've never heard one of them say that, Rachel Maddow and Keef say it so it must be true I could post it on DU. They'd all agree and think I'm just wonderful. Wonder if it would be over the top to call him an imply he's an idiot because he's a car salesman...think they'd notice I work there too?

Cindie

[The Village Idiot]

This DUmmie post seems familiar.

Oh, it follows the formula. everything but cops jumping out of bushes.

[tuolumnejim]

Hell, a pile of my cats crap is smarter than 2 DUmmies put together.

Fixed it for clarity. 

[blitzkrieg_17]

So flat it didn't even register. ZERO.

[vesta111]

So flat it didn't even register. ZERO.

We have to admit that people on both sides are so confused by Obama no one is able to figure where we will go next.

Glen Beck drives me nuts outing those in Government that are crazy as a $ hit house rat. Holy Cow I never remember things being this screwed up in my life time.

Barney Frank gives me the Willey wases, that creature decides the future of my children.?

Federal laws are now being passed behind closed doors, we now have to face the fact that the Government can decide how much money we are entitled to for the work we do. They can now controll your most private health issues and we have no say in the matter as we are not allowed to read the bill.   

This is America.?

Now I hear ads on TV and radio for civilians to enlist into some government program that has all the benefits of our military that lay their life on the line for us.   

One ad said the Government needs day care workers to watch the children and teach them for military family's.  They get the same benefits as those who are over seas and under the gun.    Is this for real, I don't blame people for going off on either side, this is insanity.
 
This is America.?

We are just standing about with our mouths open at the balls to subvert our Constitution and change history.

Get enough people to join this Civilian-Government placed jobs and we will be under the big thumb of  who ever wants to use us.

This is America.?

What happens to us who are like deer caught in the headlights of a car.?  Scared to death, no where to run, no where to hide.

It never seemed possible that America and its promiss could go down the drain so fast.

Seems like all this came right out of no where, BAM, 9 months and the country is so much different, makes me wonder if we who have jobs and a home, kids to educate are willing to even think of having to give up some of our toys to  stand up and yell Enough is Enough.

Has America become so dependent on toys and drugs that we will go along with anything just to hope we will be left alone.?

What happend to the MEN who against all odds and sacrifice were willing to give all for America.?

Are we so selfish and greedy that we will go along with anything so long as we have a big screen TV. 

Scholars have debated the reason for the fall of Rome for countless years.  once we take just a few more steps we will all find out why a civilization died , was conquered and went with the wind.

Dear God, Please don't let this happen to America.