They counted every vote and you just didn't like the results. Plus what the **** would have mr global warming done anyway? Make the terrorists pay for carbon credits?
President Gore Reaches Agreement With TalibanPayments Transferred to Afghan National Reserve Bank As Early As Next WeekWashington AP - The White House announced today that a deal has been brokered between the U.S. and the Taliban government in Afghanistan ending 4 years of terrorist attacks on the U.S. that crippled infrastructure and halted the financial markets.
With the construction on the new Capitol Dome as a backdrop, President Al Gore announced that a deal had been made.
"It's a great day for America and the American people." the President triumphantly declared. "Now we can get down to the job of rebuilding a new, greener America for future generations."
The U.S. Government was finally forced to accept the Taliban deal, brokered by U.N. chief Vladamir Putin after the latest round of passenger airliner attacks killed 5,300 civilians in Chicago when a United Airlines 777ER bound for Japan was smashed into the Sears Tower and what Chicago police estimate was up to a half dozen suicide bombers detonated their devices at a sold out Chicago Cubs game at Wrigley Field, causing the entire upper section along the third base line to collapse onto fans in the mezzanine and box seat areas.
Sources close to the talks say that the U.S. will pay the Afghan regime nearly $20 billion a year for the next 20 years as restitution for what is being called "world atrocities" and "a history of global hegemony". Part of that sum will go to the families of suicide bombers who were forced to become martyrs for the resistance of the Western Infadels.
The U.S. also must give up it's seat on the U.N. security council, submit the entire senior leadership of the units involved in the 2001 Operation Mountain Lion engagement in Afghanistan and the senior leaders of the Divisions and Corps involved in the 2003 invasion of Iraq to the International Criminal Court in the Hague for war crimes trials.
White House Press Secretary David Allen said that now that the U.S. has begun to make amends for past atrocities "we can now look forward to a brigher day as a partner with the rest of the world. This agreement is good for the country and for the global community as well."
