A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah
when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and
unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine
in a similar but less serious state. The Marine
was conscious and alert, and as first aid was given to
both men the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving
north along the highway, and coming south was a heavily armed
insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable,
lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is
a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to
drive.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a mean-spirited hooker!
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road,
shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
