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Offline 5412

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great sex
« on: July 17, 2009, 07:26:45 AM »
GREAT SEX
 


 A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

 After having great sex, she spent the next hour just
 rubbing his
 testicles -- something she loved to do.

 As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why
do you love doing
that?"
 
Because, she replied, "I miss mine."
 
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it???

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Re: great sex
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2009, 10:10:50 AM »
 :hammer:
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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Re: great sex
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2009, 07:46:36 PM »
Nice.
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