Fourth, if you attempt to apply for job at a for-profit business with such writing skills, you will be summarily rejected.
Fifth, if anybody harrasses anybody at my place of business, you will be summarily bounced out of it.
(Ralph, please do report back. We had a troll at Moonbattery gleefully set up "Wingnuttery.com" with big plans of Pwning us. It went exactly nowhere.