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Offline 5412

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Sounds like a jarhead to me!
« on: April 30, 2009, 04:32:18 PM »
Hi,

Got this from a friend.  Do not know if it can be verified but a doggone good read.  From the folks I have spoken with this seems pretty realistic.

regards,
5412

Unverifiable..but sounds plausible. Hard to understand snow and scorpions.  According to this website they can hunker down in extreme cold and be up and running when the temp goes up.

 

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/06/0624_030624_scorpions_2.html           

Courtenay

 

Marines seem to tell-it-all the best!! These types of guys make our lives
livable here at home. God bless the American riflemen!!!

Subject: From the Sand Pit

Here is a US Marine who is not afraid to tell it like it is..Political
Correctness doesn't mean beans to this tough young warrior. 

From a Recon Marine in Afghanistan

It's freezing here. I'm sitting on hard, cold dirt between rocks and shrubs
at the base of the Hindu Kush Mountains along the Dar 'yoi Pomir River
watching a hole that leads to a tunnel that leads to a cave. Stake out, my
friend, and no pizza delivery for thousands of miles.

I also glance at the area around my ass every ten to fifteen seconds to
avoid another scorpion sting. I've actually given up battling the chiggers
and sand fleas, but them scorpions give a jolt like a cattle
prod. Hurts like a bastard. The antidote tastes like transmission fluid
but God bless the Marine Corps for the five vials of it in my pack.

The one truth the Taliban  cannot escape is that, believe it or not, they
are human beings, which means they have to eat food and drink water. That
requires couriers and that's where an old bounty hunter like me comes in
handy. I track the couriers, locate the tunnel entrances and storage
facilities, type the info into the handheld, shoot the coordinates up to the
satellite link that tells the air commanders where to drop the hardware, we
bash some heads for a while, then I track and record the new movement.

It's all about intelligence. We haven't even brought in the snipers yet.
These scurrying rats have no idea what they're in for. We are but days away
from cutting off supply lines and allowing the eradication to begin.

I dream of bin Laden waking up to find me standing over him with my boot on
his throat as I spit into his face and plunge my nickel plated Bowie knife
through his frontal lobe. But you know me. I'm a romantic. I've said it
before and I'll say it again: This country blows, man. It's not even a
country. There are no roads, there's no infrastructure, there's no
government. This is an inhospitable, rock pit shit hole ruled by eleventh
century warring tribes. There are no jobs here like we know jobs.

Afghanistan offers two ways for a man to support his family: join the
opium trade or join the army. That's it. Those are your options. Oh, I
forgot, you can also live in a refugee camp and eat plum-sweetened,
crushed beetle paste and squirt mud like a goose with stomach flu if
that's your idea of a party. But the smell alone of those 'tent cities of
the walking dead' is enough to hurl you into the poppy fields to cheerfully
scrape bulbs for eighteen hours a day.

I've been living with these Tajiks and Uzbeks and Turkmen and even a couple
of Pushtins for over a month and a half now and this much I can say for
sure: These guys, all of 'em, are Huns...actual, living Huns. They LIVE to
fight, and that's what they do. It's ALL they do. They have no respect for
anything, not for their families or for each other or for themselves.

They claw at one another as a way of life. They play polo with dead calves
and force their five-year-old sons into human cockfights to defend the
family honor. Huns, roaming packs of savage, heartless beasts who feed on
each other's barbarism. Cavemen with AK 47's. Then again, maybe I'm just
cranky.

I'm freezing my ass off on this stupid hill because my lap warmer is
running out of juice, and I can't recharge it until the sun comes up in a
few hours Oh yeah! You like to write letters, right? Do me a favor, Bizarre.
Write a letter to CNN and tell Wolf and Anderson and that awful, sneering,
pompous Aaron Brown to stop calling the Taliban  'smart.' They are not
smart. I suggest CNN invest in a dictionary because the word they are
looking for is 'cunning.' The Taliban are cunning, like jackals and hyenas
and wolverines. They are sneaky and ruthless and, when confronted, cowardly.
They are hateful, malevolent parasites who create nothing and destroy
everything else. Smart. Pfft. Yeah, they're real smart.

They've spent their entire lives reading only one book (and not a very good
one, as books go) and consider hygiene and indoor plumbing to be products of
the devil. They're still figuring out how to work a Bic lighter. Talking to
a Taliban warrior about improving his quality of life is like trying to
teach an ape how to hold a pen; eventually he just gets frustrated and
sticks you in the eye with it.

OK, enough. Snuffle will be up soon so I have to get back to my hole.
Covering my tracks in the snow takes a lot of practice but I'm good at it.
Please, I tell you and my fellow Americans to turn off the TV sets and move
on with your lives.

The story line you are getting from CNN and other news agencies, is utter
bullshit and designed not to deliver truth but rather to keep you glued to
the screen through the commercials. We've got this one under control. The
worst thing you guys can do right now is sit around analyzing what we're
doing over here because you have no idea what
we're doing and, really, you don't want to know. We are your military
and we are doing what you sent us here to do.

You wanna help? Buy Bonds America .

Saucy Jack

Recon Marine in Afghanistan
Semper Fi

 

 

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Offline Lord Undies

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Re: Sounds like a jarhead to me!
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2009, 09:23:43 PM »
 :clap:  I'm inspired!  Great read.  :clap:

This should be stickied to the top so everyone can read it over time. 

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Re: Sounds like a jarhead to me!
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2009, 09:32:54 PM »
"Nickel-plated Bowie knife???"  Jesus.   :uhsure:

Not a bad description of a scorpion sting, though.  I got one on a mission to Honduras years ago (Basically intimidating the Commies in Nicaragua with a bunch of other Screaming Eagles), we didn't have any antivenin 'cause the local scorps weren't the deadly ones, so I just had to suck it up.  They'd go dormant in the cold but I can see how you might warm one up with your body heat while hunkered down in hide in the rocks. 

The problem in Afghanistan isn't the proficiency of the US guys, it is the lack of national vision beyond the village, valley, and tribe by the rural Afghans themselves, plus of course their learned-in-the-womb predeliction for larceny and general mayhem against anyone they don't regard as immediate family.
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.