Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-24-09 09:15 PM
Response to Reply #1
9. They are a fear-filled bunch.
Notice their terms of endearment for DUers. The NAZIs did it because they opted-in. These sickos believe they are above other people, who they often don't even considedr human.
As the big Zero destroys the economy and tirelessly works to send the country to the grave I still have a few joys in life. One of those joys is watching the DUmp.
The DUmp is a concentrated mix of delusion, crazy, stupidity, ignorance, racism, irony, hypocrisy, projection, anger, hate, ego, and elitism all rolled into one website. $kammer did us all a great favor when he created the DUmp. It was almost like he could see into the future and knew that the dims would take control and destroy the economy to such a state that entertainment dollars were tough to come by. As a result, $kammer created a website that would provide all of our comedic entertainment needs in one free-to-view spot on the web and called it DU.
There's just something very entertaining about idiots, much like the fish primitive, puffing up their chests and displaying their vast stupity by going an a good foolish rant.
One really interesting thing about the DUmp is that the lunacy and ignorance is so strong there that despite its Pavlovian predictability it still retains its ability to be a laughing stock. The humor just doesn't get old.
For instance, someone could post a topic with the subject line of "Bush" and the DUmmies would predictably go into a mouth-foaming rage of hatred with touches of "shrub has hurricane machines" craziness thrown in. If you were to use a lower-case "b" and make "bush" the subject line, the DUmmies would line up to craft fabrications about police officers jumping or the hairiness of bug-laden DUmmie nether regions.
Let's just take a quick look at some of the DUmp highlights (in no particular order)...
1. A DUmmie claimed President Bush (and/or the BFEE) sank Atlantis.
2. A DUmmie claimed to be haunted/visited by a ghost chicken named Blackie.
3. A DUmmie claims to be a man trapped in a woman's body who is really a cat.
4. Many DUmmies sing the praises of Cuba and Venezuala and their respective leaders.
5. A DUmmie leaves food out for woodland fairies.
6. Many DUmmies think the President Bush had a hurricane machine and a typhoon machine (and if I'm not mistaken a time machine).
7. A DUmmie attempted to prove that all of the eye witnesses and videos of the WTC attack were wrong by creating a "sophisticated" experiment with wire and cinder blocks.
8. Many DUmmies fabricate fairy tales (aka Bouncy Tales) about make-believe encounters with conservatives and republicans.
9. Many DUmmies lead their lives based on alleged spirit guides who smell like bacon, cigars, cigarettes, etc.
10. Many DUmmies have super powers such as the ability to leave their body and travel to the astral plane of Panther Mountain.
...and the list could go on and on.
So Octaflush, can you not see the entertainment that DU provides to the normal folks of the world?
As for your statement about us being "fear-filled", I guess in my case that could sort of be true. In a way I am "fear-filled". I'm fearful that one morning when I wake up I'll find that all of the idiotic DUmmies have finally found the correct medicine to cure their lunacy and DU will cease being the most comedic website on the internet.
With that in mind, please never change DU. With Zero ruining everything that he touches, the sane folks need something to laugh at. In other words, dance for us DUmmies.
