« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: New military unit  (Read 1005 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline 5412

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2062
  • Reputation: +220/-78
New military unit
« on: April 08, 2009, 04:57:18 PM »

> The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
> unit, called the  United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
>
>
>
>  These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afganistan and will be
> given only the following facts about the Taliban:
>
> 1. The season opened today.
> 2. There is no limit.
> 3. They taste just like chicken..
> 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
> 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
>
> The Pentagon expects the problem to be over by Saturday.
>
> Applications are available at your local
>
> Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
>
Logged

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1997/-134
Re: New military unit
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2009, 07:55:37 AM »
....and a free case of beer for the soldier that shoots the largest one and a free 6-pac for the smallest one.
Logged
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline dutch508

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12522
  • Reputation: +1647/-1068
  • Remember
Re: New military unit
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 11:12:03 AM »
two new units:

Quote
"1st 'Barack Obama' Apology Detachment (Airborne) to be sent overseas."
(AP)-Washington.
President Obama is sending a brand new unit into the Overseas Contingency Operation Zone; The 1st Apology Detachment, named the Barack Obama Detachment, will be deploying first to Somolia, and then onwards to various countries within the OCOZ.
This special unit, comprised of veteran ACORN trained apologists, are to make sure the people who don't like us much know we are sorry that we have offended them.
A spokesman for the unit, Major Bifarni Notahero, said, "We're sorry. Really."

Logged
The torch of moral clarity since 12/18/07

2016 DOTY: 06 Omaha Steve - Is dying for ****'s face! How could you not vote for him, you heartless bastards!?!

Offline 5412

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2062
  • Reputation: +220/-78
Re: New military unit
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2009, 04:03:31 PM »
Hi,

Hey Regan apologized too.  When they found out that Khadfi was responsible for the downed Pan AM flight is Scotland they bombed Khadfi's house and killed several people.  Reagan said he was sorry......that they missed Khadfi.

regards,
5412
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »