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Offline 5412

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The pickle slicer
« on: April 05, 2009, 09:42:55 PM »
A guy who works in a pickle factory comes home from work and tells his wife he has a confession to make.

"Honey, I got fired today."

"Oh my, what for?"

"Ummm, well for a few years now I have had this great desire to put my thingie in the pickle slicer.  Today I did it and they fired me for it."

"Oh boy, wow, what happened to the pickle slicer?"

"They fired her too!"
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Re: The pickle slicer
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2009, 10:19:23 PM »
Quote from: 5412 on April 05, 2009, 09:42:55 PM
A guy who works in a pickle factory comes home from work and tells his wife he has a confession to make.

"Honey, I got fired today."

"Oh my, what for?"

"Ummm, well for a few years now I have had this great desire to put my thingie in the pickle slicer.  Today I did it and they fired me for it."

"Oh boy, wow, what happened to the pickle slicer?"

"They fired her too!"

LOL
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Re: The pickle slicer
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2009, 11:19:19 PM »
Quote from: 5412 on April 05, 2009, 09:42:55 PM
A guy who works in a pickle factory comes home from work and tells his wife he has a confession to make.

"Honey, I got fired today."

"Oh my, what for?"

"Ummm, well for a few years now I have had this great desire to put my thingie in the pickle slicer.  Today I did it and they fired me for it."

"Oh boy, wow, what happened to the pickle slicer?"

"They fired her too!"

I LOVE the way Ron White tells that joke.  :lmao:
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