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Offline 5412

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I am a happy democrat
« on: March 13, 2009, 10:36:50 AM »
 voted Democrat because:
 

I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse..

Oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

The government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest  away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.


Offline Atomic Lib Smasher

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Re: I am a happy democrat
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2009, 10:49:46 AM »
You might be a liberal if......


COrporate greed is bad, but you have no problem with government greed.


Just thought I'd add to it, 5412.


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Re: I am a happy democrat
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2009, 08:34:01 AM »
Stolen.
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.”  -Henry Ford

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Re: I am a happy democrat
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2009, 09:41:26 AM »
[youtube=425,350]c3_95F5e-Ac[/youtube].

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Re: I am a happy democrat
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2009, 12:17:55 PM »
[youtube=425,350]c3_95F5e-Ac[/youtube].

^5!  That's some funny stuff right there.

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