skater314159 (638 posts) Wed Feb-06-08 10:34 PM
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3. Great article...
... and I have often wondered this myself. A coupla years ago, when Texas was in the midst of it's "(dude symbol) + (dudette symbol) = MARRIAGE" craze, there were people everywhere (in Houston at least!) spouting off to anyone who would listen about how "God" wanted marriage to be only between a man and a woman.
I asked several of such individuals what god in particular they were talking about, as my God, Zeus is bi-sexual. This usually just caused them to cease speaking totally, turn a nice shade of purple, puce, or beet red, and begin moving their mouth like a goldfish. I know that was probably mean, but it got them to shut up long enough so I could get away from them!
Thanks for the great article!
skater pi
Why would a question like that be considered "mean"? Affected, definitely. Perhaps even a little pathetic in its hackneyed attempt to shock. But mean? Nah. The DUmmy gives himself too much credit.
I'm also a bit perplexed as to why that would be such a difficult question for a Christian to answer, one that would leave their faces in multicolored hues and their mouths agape. My reflexive answer would be, "The only God, Jehova", or something similar, and my face would retain the same pasty white color of years of working under fluorescent lights that it normally is.
Bounciness aside, DUmmies sure do have an over-inflated opinion of their ability to stun us Neanderthals into silence.