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Lemme tall ya why I'm SO PISSED about Amy Winehouse and...Posted by TreasonousBastard on Sat Feb-09-08 09:13 PMthe way some pecksniffian bureacrat is able to take time out between bouts of sniffing bicycle seats to anonymously deny entry to musicians, novelists, scientists, foreign businesspeople, and anyone else they decide isn't "good enough" to visit the Land of the Formerly Free. And no explanation is forthcoming due to some imaginary "security" concerns. The bureaucrats are backed up by their equally reclusive superiors and no one ever is responsible for the decision, or need explain it.I keep seeing this, and it's not just after 9/11-- these assholes have been doing this for years. Once got caught with a joint? Notwithstanding that the US is the biggest drug market IN THE WHOLE ****ING WORLD, you've got a terminal case of moral turpitude and can't come to further encourage our own junkies, crack heads and speed freaks.Overstayed a visa years ago by a couple of weeks? You can't come back. Ever.Your name is similar to someone we once threw out, or have on a secret list? Too bad-- we can't afford to take the time to check and so you take the next flight home. And don't come back. Ever.Ever said anything nice about any Communist, particuarly that one off Florida? Or his friend in Venezuela? Nope-- the pure, free, and wholesome American people can't be exposed to that sort of thing. Might cause riots, or worse. (Say they suck, though, and we let you right in, give you money and an apartment. Soon, we'll have lots of foreclosed houses to give to our anti-Castro friends.)Now that we're focusing on the Middle East, and how everyone there is a terrorist until proven otherwise (except for Israelis-- they're on our side in this) be careful that they don't confuse Turks with Persians or think Sikhs are Arabs. Since it is no longer required that anyone employed by the US government know where the **** any of these countries are on a map, much less any of their histories, you are in deep shit if you're slightly darker than the average German, flying any airline other than El-Al, or have a name they can't prounounce.Welcome to the US. Enjoy your stay.
Lemme tall ya why I'm SO PISSED about Amy Winehouse and...Posted by TreasonousBastard on Sat Feb-09-08 09:13 PM<snip>Once got caught with a joint? Notwithstanding that the US is the biggest drug market IN THE WHOLE ******* WORLD, you've got a terminal case of moral turpitude and can't come to further encourage our own junkies, crack heads and speed freaks.
Whos would want to come to the rotten, fascist, corporate-controlled, polluted, torturing gulag that is America anyway? Especially since the whole world hates us and all.
