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Offline WinOne4TheGipper

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #75 on: March 25, 2008, 12:41:48 PM »
Ya'll are going to hell..............

Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.


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Just teasing. :tongue:

Very good! I almost forgot all about this thread.

How could you forget this thread?
Limericks are the best poems ever read.
Better than anything by-uh
that old chick Maya.
I wouldn't read her work dead.

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #76 on: December 01, 2008, 08:13:53 PM »
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #77 on: December 01, 2008, 08:14:53 PM »
The above limerick I wrote at another forum and submitted it to their fine poetry section.....  :popcorn:
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #78 on: December 02, 2008, 02:01:25 PM »
"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."- IBID

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #79 on: December 05, 2008, 07:11:12 PM »
Your metre is off on that one.......

Help me correct.... which line?
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #80 on: January 08, 2009, 04:54:44 PM »
There once was a gal named Schadie
who had it in for the mens or the ladies
She offered her dough, it was punched, dont'cha know
And now she has no rise in her bowl
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