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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #50 on: February 09, 2008, 10:19:49 PM »
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)

I need more baby. Always need more.

you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)

What to get for the girl who has everything... more syllables in a haiku!

dancing lessons? :-)

(your "shooting" dance pic cracked me up)

That's what I do when I try to embarass my kids... it works. It's an 80s thing.

I don't remember the 80's.  I think I was in college . . . .  :lmao:

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #51 on: February 09, 2008, 10:23:25 PM »
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:





oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:

It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
I don't understand your signature.... I sure ain't a ronbot.

I thought it was funny, here is the background :lmao:.... http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2444.msg32528#msg32528

Agreed - that is HILARIOUS! :))
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #52 on: February 09, 2008, 10:29:47 PM »
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:





oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:

It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
I don't understand your signature.... I sure ain't a ronbot.

I thought it was funny, here is the background :lmao:.... http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2444.msg32528#msg32528

Agreed - that is HILARIOUS! :))

You are in the limerick thread, be careful, you may get prosed.
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #53 on: February 09, 2008, 11:50:41 PM »
Guess who thought this thread was stupid.  :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #54 on: February 09, 2008, 11:58:13 PM »
Guess who thought this thread was stupid.  :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:

umm, me? :-)

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #55 on: February 10, 2008, 12:01:44 AM »
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #56 on: February 10, 2008, 12:05:43 AM »
Guess who thought this thread was stupid.  :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:

umm, me? :-)

Well yah.....  ::)

I think jty should make it a permanent thread in the  games child forum. :-)

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #57 on: February 10, 2008, 07:36:42 AM »
Guess who thought this thread was stupid.  :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:

umm, me? :-)

Well yah.....  ::)

I think jty should make it a permanent thread in the  games child forum. :-)

Your wish is my command :bird: oops, wrong smilie :-)

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #58 on: February 10, 2008, 07:42:04 AM »
There was a poster known for excess
whose happy hour threads could get reckless
But his monickered name
reminded of a video game
As he strived for post whore success.


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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #59 on: February 10, 2008, 07:53:04 AM »
Freedumb could not longer resist
his temptation to post a pic DID exist
so he snapped his distinguished head
put it in the CC photo thread
he has sullied himself in our midst. :lmao:



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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #60 on: February 10, 2008, 08:00:26 AM »
The limerick lives on!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Thank you jty!
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #61 on: February 10, 2008, 08:27:32 AM »
The limerick lives on!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Thank you jty!

I did the trifecta too...Two limericks and moved into the hall of fame game thread. :lmao:

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #62 on: February 10, 2008, 09:16:51 AM »
The limerick lives on!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Thank you jty!

I did the trifecta too...Two limericks and moved into the hall of fame game thread. :lmao:

You really are too humble, I told you that you could do it!
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #63 on: February 12, 2008, 06:51:51 PM »
This spot reserved for limerick for Dutch.....  :naughty:
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #64 on: March 24, 2008, 02:16:56 PM »
Ya'll are going to hell..............

Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.


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Just teasing. :tongue:
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #65 on: March 24, 2008, 09:25:48 PM »
Ya'll are going to hell..............

Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.


 :banghead:
Just teasing. :tongue:

Very good! I almost forgot all about this thread.
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #66 on: March 24, 2008, 09:37:38 PM »
Ya'll are going to hell..............

Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.


 :banghead:
Just teasing. :tongue:

Very good! I almost forgot all about this thread.

A Schade with memory low
looked to see what she forgot, "whoah"
she said with chagrin
but never losing her grin
she said "at least they didn't call me a 'ho"
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #67 on: March 24, 2008, 09:49:13 PM »
Ya'll are going to hell..............

Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.


 :banghead:
Just teasing. :tongue:

Very good! I almost forgot all about this thread.

A Schade with memory low
looked to see what she forgot, "whoah"
she said with chagrin
but never losing her grin
she said "at least they didn't call me a 'ho"


For 'ho' is not a word befitting
for schade who is not submitting
yet it could seem like a blitz
when she finally submitz
and gets what he gets when he's getting!

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #68 on: March 24, 2008, 09:49:51 PM »
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #69 on: March 24, 2008, 09:56:42 PM »
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.

We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*

Well, you get the point

*poof* (flies away)
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #70 on: March 24, 2008, 09:58:11 PM »
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.

We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*

Well, you get the point

*poof* (flies away)


You big old weirdo.  :mental:  :lmao:

I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".

Do you know mine?
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #71 on: March 24, 2008, 10:01:51 PM »
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.

We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*

Well, you get the point

*poof* (flies away)


You big old weirdo.  :mental:  :lmao:

I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".

Do you know mine?

I know you're hot.  What else must one know?
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #72 on: March 24, 2008, 10:12:53 PM »
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.

We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*

Well, you get the point

*poof* (flies away)


You big old weirdo.  :mental:  :lmao:

I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".

Do you know mine?

I know you're hot.  What else must one know?

like how hot?   :popcorn:
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #73 on: March 24, 2008, 10:22:29 PM »
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.

We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*

Well, you get the point

*poof* (flies away)


You big old weirdo.  :mental:  :lmao:

I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".

Do you know mine?

I know you're hot.  What else must one know?

like how hot?   :popcorn:

Hawt hot.  Gringos ordering real Mexican tacos in Mexico hot.  Mace Windu arm severed hot. Ice cold beer when your mouth is still on Novocain hot.  Bare skin on nagahide in Dallas in August hot.
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #74 on: March 24, 2008, 10:24:10 PM »
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.

We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*

Well, you get the point

*poof* (flies away)


You big old weirdo.  :mental:  :lmao:

I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".

Do you know mine?

I know you're hot.  What else must one know?

like how hot?   :popcorn:

Hawt hot.  Gringos ordering real Mexican tacos in Mexico hot.  Mace Windu arm severed hot. Ice cold beer when your mouth is still on Novocain hot.  Bare skin on nagahide in Dallas in August hot.


alrighty then! Go read your PM.... Im die.
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