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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2008, 08:41:39 PM »
Freeps and I had so much fun
His beans were second to none
Till beebs spoiled it one night
cuz his panties were tight
with that the cantina was DONE!
« Last Edit: February 09, 2008, 09:13:08 PM by Schadenfreude »
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2008, 09:08:52 PM »

yeah, but can you do the same thing with haiku?

Haiku? sure, I just need to brush up on the formula


I just thought perhaps you should bring your gift to more literary forms than just the
culturally esteemed limerick.

maybe we can talk you into iambic pentameter next. 

Stop talking durdy to me.  :-)
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« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2008, 09:09:41 PM »
Freeps and I had so much fun
His beans were second to none
Till beebs spoiled it one night
cuz his panties were tight
the cantina was ALL DONE!

TTMBFFITP :lmao:

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2008, 09:11:46 PM »
JT was a supporter of Paul
he declared his hatred for us all
claiming his only missive
that he's manic depressive
we all knew he was lacking one ball
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« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2008, 09:12:53 PM »
JT was a supporter of Paul
he declared his hatred for us all
claiming his only missive
that he's manic depressive
we all knew he was lacking one ball


Excellent work!

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2008, 09:13:52 PM »
Freeps and I had so much fun
His beans were second to none
Till beebs spoiled it one night
cuz his panties were tight
with that the cantina was DONE!

TTMBFFITP :lmao:

Yikes... I almost had a meter failure. edited!
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2008, 09:17:41 PM »
JT was a supporter of Paul
he declared his hatred for us all
claiming his only missive
that he's manic depressive
we all knew he was lacking one ball


Yep, negatory on the "testicular fortitude" for ol' "JT".
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2008, 09:18:38 PM »
JT was a supporter of Paul
he declared his hatred for us all
claiming his only missive
that he's manic depressive
we all knew he was lacking one ball


Yep, negatory on the "testicular fortitude" for ol' "JT".

LOL  :-)
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2008, 09:42:51 PM »
Freeps and I had so much fun
His beans were second to none
Till beebs spoiled it one night
cuz his panties were tight
with that the cantina was DONE!

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« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2008, 09:44:06 PM »
Haiku for WE

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2008, 09:45:44 PM »
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
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haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)

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« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2008, 09:48:19 PM »
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)

I need more baby. Always need more.
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2008, 09:49:28 PM »
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #38 on: February 09, 2008, 09:59:32 PM »
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:



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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2008, 10:01:40 PM »
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:





oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2008, 10:03:49 PM »
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:





oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:

It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2008, 10:06:46 PM »
TTMBFFITP?

Huh?  :confused:
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2008, 10:08:26 PM »
TTMBFFITP?

Huh?  :confused:

You would have to have lived through it to understand it.

Things That Make Beebs Feel Funny In The Pants, trust me it's funnah and there have been forums created around that idea.  :lmao:
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2008, 10:09:44 PM »
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:





oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:

It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
I don't understand your signature.... I sure ain't a ronbot.
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2008, 10:09:53 PM »
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)

I need more baby. Always need more.

you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #45 on: February 09, 2008, 10:11:07 PM »
TTMBFFITP?

Huh?  :confused:

You would have to have lived through it to understand it.

Things That Make Beebs Feel Funny In The Pants, trust me it's funnah and there have been forums created around that idea.  :lmao:

O.

Beebs posted his picture once.  He looks like Doogie Howser.
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #46 on: February 09, 2008, 10:12:24 PM »
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:





oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:

It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
I don't understand your signature.... I sure ain't a ronbot.

I thought it was funny, here is the background :lmao:.... http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2444.msg32528#msg32528
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #47 on: February 09, 2008, 10:15:16 PM »
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)

I need more baby. Always need more.

you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)

What to get for the girl who has everything... more syllables in a haiku!
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #48 on: February 09, 2008, 10:17:07 PM »
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)

I need more baby. Always need more.

you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)

What to get for the girl who has everything... more syllables in a haiku!

dancing lessons? :-)

(your "shooting" dance pic cracked me up)

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« Reply #49 on: February 09, 2008, 10:18:36 PM »
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)

I need more baby. Always need more.

you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)

What to get for the girl who has everything... more syllables in a haiku!

dancing lessons? :-)

(your "shooting" dance pic cracked me up)

That's what I do when I try to embarass my kids... it works. It's an 80s thing.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.