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Limericks for sale
« on: February 09, 2008, 04:44:33 PM »
There once was a lounger named Jetty
she was undeniably pretty
She was demure and chaste
and she was chased and chased
pursued by men til they were sweaty.
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2008, 04:45:38 PM »
There once was a lounger named Jetty
she was undeniably pretty
She was demure and chaste
and she was chased and chased
pursued by men til they were sweaty.

My, I hope I didn't get sweaty in the process..not that there is anything wrong with that :naughty:


jty goes to come up with a corny limerick...

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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2008, 04:53:36 PM »
I suck at this, but...




I know of a poster who likes books
she would give you over the rim looks
It was booze and sex she loathed
woe to those caught unclothed
for they were in the devil's hooks



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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2008, 05:07:10 PM »
That was very good.  :lmao:
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2008, 05:11:44 PM »
Ya'll are going to hell..............
You got off your ass, now get your wife off her back.

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2008, 05:13:01 PM »
I suck at this, but...




I know of a poster who likes books
she would give you over the rim looks
It was booze and sex she loathed
woe to those caught unclothed
for they were in the devil's hooks




That is actually pretty good.
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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2008, 05:25:22 PM »
Ya'll are going to hell..............


Schade is a lady of course 
though dreams of riding a horse
she is skilled with the crop
case the stallion dare stop
if my mate sees this, DIVORCE!
 
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2008, 06:06:20 PM »
Ya'll are going to hell..............


Schade is a lady of course 
though dreams of riding a horse
she is skilled with the crop
case the stallion dare stop
if my mate sees this, DIVORCE!
 

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You got off your ass, now get your wife off her back.

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Re: Limericks for sale
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2008, 06:09:13 PM »
Ya'll are going to hell..............


Schade is a lady of course 
though dreams of riding a horse
she is skilled with the crop
case the stallion dare stop
if my mate sees this, DIVORCE!
 

 :lmao: :lmao:
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2008, 06:31:32 PM »
Crazy, conservative and young
and not known for holding her tongue
without any grousing
she complained to housing
while roomie coughed up her own lung
 
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2008, 06:34:23 PM »
Crazy, conservative and young
and not known for holding her tongue
without any grousing
she complained to housing
while roomie coughed up her own lung
 

 :lmao: :bow:
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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2008, 06:42:36 PM »
There were good times to be had in Texas
when 4 hotties provided the nexus
we sampled the wine while we dined
we sampled wine till we felt fine
we don't care if we drink till it wrecks us
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2008, 06:43:00 PM »
The poster named insane steed
said all are going to hell indeed
he knows he needs spanked
and unmentionables yanked
Can Schade handle taking the lead?

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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2008, 06:44:39 PM »
There were good times to be had in Texas
when 4 hotties provided the nexus
we sampled the wine while we dined
we sampled wine till we felt fine
we don't care if we drink till it wrecks us

Very Good! 
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2008, 06:51:26 PM »
BEG was called ma'am by a drunk at Zs
I nearly laughed till I had to pee
he thought chances were better
to feel under BEG's sweater
but what he felt was the tip of her knee    
*betwixt his loins, in case that wasn't clear, sorry not enuf syllables to complete the thought*
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« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2008, 06:55:27 PM »
The poster named insane steed
said all are going to hell indeed
he knows he needs spanked
and unmentionables yanked
Can Schade handle taking the lead?


verse 2....

The lead proved to be quite the feat
yet rewards of vict'ry quite sweet
the yanking quite pleasing
the demure schade quite teasing
why be vegan when you can eat meat?


m-m-m-m-m... Schade lovems meat!  :lmao:
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« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2008, 06:59:45 PM »
The poster named insane steed
said all are going to hell indeed
he knows he needs spanked
and unmentionables yanked
Can Schade handle taking the lead?


verse 2....

The lead proved to be quite the feat
yet rewards of vict'ry quite sweet
the yanking quite pleasing
the demure schade quite teasing
why be vegan when you can eat meat?


m-m-m-m-m... Schade lovems meat!  :lmao:


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2008, 07:04:22 PM »
The poster named insane steed
said all are going to hell indeed
he knows he needs spanked
and unmentionables yanked
Can Schade handle taking the lead?


verse 2....

The lead proved to be quite the feat
yet rewards of vict'ry quite sweet
the yanking quite pleasing
the demure schade quite teasing
why be vegan when you can eat meat?


m-m-m-m-m... Schade lovems meat!  :lmao:


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Oh I am just warming up... who will be my next victim?  :naughty:
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« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2008, 07:13:47 PM »
You got off your ass, now get your wife off her back.

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« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2008, 07:41:43 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2008, 07:57:37 PM »
Oh I am just warming up... who will be my next victim?  :naughty:

I vote Freeper!
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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2008, 08:00:13 PM »
Oh I am just warming up... who will be my next victim?  :naughty:

I vote Freeper!

Oh boy... ok.... let me get inspired, I think I shall go to a website featuring barn animals.  :lmao:
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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2008, 08:31:18 PM »

yeah, but can you do the same thing with haiku?

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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2008, 08:32:14 PM »

yeah, but can you do the same thing with haiku?

Haiku? sure, I just need to brush up on the formula
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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2008, 08:39:53 PM »

yeah, but can you do the same thing with haiku?

Haiku? sure, I just need to brush up on the formula


I just thought perhaps you should bring your gift to more literary forms than just the
culturally esteemed limerick.

maybe we can talk you into iambic pentameter next.