-------------- 3 DEAD BODIES
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with
very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls
the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body is a 72
year old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while
with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."
"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He
won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it
all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the
smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah,"
says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one.
Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, 66, struck by
lightning. "
"Why is she smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought she was having her picture taken."
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