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Offline Full-Auto

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!@#$%
« on: January 06, 2008, 08:44:29 AM »
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Re: !@#$%
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2008, 08:51:02 AM »
Prepare for excrutiatingly painful moderating process.  :evillaugh:

Try me, I think you'll like it, first I will write you a limrick


full auto was naughty and knew it
mod'ration by schadie would do it
Lickety split she was there
grabbed him by the short hair
and spanked his bare bottom to prove it
« Last Edit: January 06, 2008, 08:58:48 AM by Schadie »
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Re: !@#$%
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2008, 08:52:11 AM »
Give him to asdf2231   :lmao:
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: !@#$%
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2008, 08:59:53 AM »
Here we go, I'll start off light and slowly move to the heavy to figure out exactly what will get Schadie to moderate me.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Oh Ward, that is so Leave it to Beaver..... did someone say beaver?  :lmao:
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Re: !@#$%
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2008, 09:10:47 AM »
Ok, how about this?

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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

I think you found the boundary.  :-)
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Re: !@#$%
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2008, 09:33:29 AM »
Will you please moderate me now then?   :naughty:  I would like a stern warning too.  You can talk dirty to me in PM if you feel the urge.  I promise to be a good boy afterwards.   :hyper:

I think you know not what you're asking for. You have, up until this point, been insulated from teh powers of 'the Schade'.  :evillaugh:
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Re: !@#$%
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2008, 01:40:47 AM »
Am elderly Irish couple get into bed to go to sleep and after a few minutes the husband reaches out and slaps his wife across the face.

"What the hell did you do that for!?" she asks.

"Sure and thats for 30 years of crappy sex." says he.

After a moment of silence she siezes the lamp from her bedstand and smashes it across his groin.

When he can finally talk again he wheezes "Lands sake woman! What in the hell was THAT for?!?"

And she says "That's for knowing the DIFFERENCE!!!"




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Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...

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Re: !@#$%
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2008, 07:48:31 AM »
LMAO!  :tongue:
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”