Never seen her when she appears to on hers.
Doug's ex-wife is remarkably erratic.
She zigs and zags a great deal.
You know, some time last year, Doug's ex-wife decided there was something wrong with her brain, and went to some clinic to get a brain-scan. She was put out, because getting a brain-scan isn't as easy as getting an abortion, where one just walks in, and that's that; they wanted a referral from her regular physician, and all that other stuff.
And Doug's ex-wife has obviously never tried getting a brain-scan in one of these places with "free medical care for all," such as Fidel's paradise or Mao's paradise or Yugo's Heaven-on-earth.
Doug's ex-wife alas never got the brain-scan.
It's all very sad, because I highly recommend brain-scans for all primitives addicted to pharmaceutical mood-altering drugs. I'm sure that many primitives would be appalled at all the short-circuited circuitry, all the aneurysms, all the cloggage, in their cerebral passages.