New Sheryl Crow Song: "God Bless This Mess"

[CactusCarlos]

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New Sheryl Crow Song: "God Bless This Mess"
Posted by Hissyspit on Sun Feb-03-08 07:12 PM

First song on her new album 'Detours' out Tuesday.

God Bless This Mess

Daddy's in the hallway
Hanging pictures on the wall
Mama's in the kitchen
Making casseroles for all
My brother came home yesterday
From somewhere far away
He doesn't look like I remember
He just stares off into space
He must've seen some ugly things
He just can't seem to say

God bless this mess
God bless this mess

Got a job in town
Selling insurance on the phone
With Robert and Teresa
And two con men from back home
Everyone I call up doesn't have the time to chat
Everybody is so busy doing this and doing that
Something has gone missing

And it makes me kinda sad, oh

God bless this mess
God bless this mess
God bless this mess

Heard about the day
that two skyscrapers came down
Firemen, policemen
And people came from all around
The smoke covered the city
And the body count arise
The president spoke words of comfort
With tears in his eyes
Then he led us as a nation
Into a war all based on lies, oh

God bless this mess
God bless this mess
God bless this mess
God bless this mess

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOV0uThmjug[/youtube]

I hereby request and suggest a "Hollywood Halfwits" forum (or whatever name) and offer this as it's first entry.  I volunteer to Moderate the forum if no one else wants to.

[Freeper]

The president spoke words of comfort
With tears in his eyes
Then he led us as a nation
Into a war all based on lies,

Yay DU talking points set to music. 

[Atomic Lib Smasher]

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New Sheryl Crow Song: "God Bless This Mess"
Posted by Hissyspit on Sun Feb-03-08 07:12 PM

First song on her new album 'Detours' out Tuesday.

God Bless This Mess

Daddy's in the hallway
Hanging pictures on the wall
Mama's in the kitchen
Making casseroles for all
My brother came home yesterday
From somewhere far away
He doesn't look like I remember
He just stares off into space
He must've seen some ugly things
He just can't seem to say

God bless this mess
God bless this mess

Got a job in town
Selling insurance on the phone
With Robert and Teresa
And two con men from back home
Everyone I call up doesn't have the time to chat
Everybody is so busy doing this and doing that
Something has gone missing

And it makes me kinda sad, oh

God bless this mess
God bless this mess
God bless this mess

Heard about the day
that two skyscrapers came down
Firemen, policemen
And people came from all around
The smoke covered the city
And the body count arise
The president spoke words of comfort
With tears in his eyes
Then he led us as a nation
Into a war all based on lies, oh

God bless this mess
God bless this mess
God bless this mess
God bless this mess

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOV0uThmjug[/youtube]

I hereby request and suggest a "Hollywood Halfwits" forum (or whatever name) and offer this as it's first entry.  I volunteer to Moderate the forum if no one else wants to.

Ya from another message board that had that same idea, dood?


I wouldn't blame ya for getting the idea here though.

[FlaGator]

I figured out a long time ago that Sheryl Crow is more of a Sheryl Parrot echoing the liberal talking points she over hears her idols like Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon spewing. I honestly think that the only original thought she's ever had was for people to limit themselves to one or two squares of toilet paper when they go to the bathroom in order to stop global warming and save the environment. That should give everyone a good idea of the depths of her deductive reasoning skills.

[Atomic Lib Smasher]

I figured out a long time ago that Sheryl Crow is more of a Sheryl Parrot echoing the liberal talking points she over hears her idols like Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon spewing. I honestly think that the only original thought she's ever had was for people to limit themselves to one or two squares of toilet paper when they go to the bathroom in order to stop global warming and save the environment. That should give everyone a good idea of the depths of her deductive reasoning skills.

Yeah, she's definitely not the sharpest tack in the box. 3 years ago or so, she walked around wearing a shirt with said in black sparkly letters "War Is Not The Answer". When asked what the answer was, she said it was "not to have enemies". 

[FlaGator]

I figured out a long time ago that Sheryl Crow is more of a Sheryl Parrot echoing the liberal talking points she over hears her idols like Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon spewing. I honestly think that the only original thought she's ever had was for people to limit themselves to one or two squares of toilet paper when they go to the bathroom in order to stop global warming and save the environment. That should give everyone a good idea of the depths of her deductive reasoning skills.

Yeah, she's definitely not the sharpest tack in the box. 3 years ago or so, she walked around wearing a shirt with said in black sparkly letters "War Is Not The Answer". When asked what the answer was, she said it was "not to have enemies". 

How silly! Everyone knows that John Lennon told us that "Love is the answer"

[Lord Undies]

I figured out a long time ago that Sheryl Crow is more of a Sheryl Parrot echoing the liberal talking points she over hears her idols like Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon spewing. I honestly think that the only original thought she's ever had was for people to limit themselves to one or two squares of toilet paper when they go to the bathroom in order to stop global warming and save the environment. That should give everyone a good idea of the depths of her deductive reasoning skills.

Yeah, she's definitely not the sharpest tack in the box. 3 years ago or so, she walked around wearing a shirt with said in black sparkly letters "War Is Not The Answer". When asked what the answer was, she said it was "not to have enemies". 

How silly! Everyone knows that John Lennon told us that "Love is the answer"

I thought that was Tommy James and the Shondells in "Crystal Blue Persuasion".

[jtyangel]

I figured out a long time ago that Sheryl Crow is more of a Sheryl Parrot echoing the liberal talking points she over hears her idols like Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon spewing. I honestly think that the only original thought she's ever had was for people to limit themselves to one or two squares of toilet paper when they go to the bathroom in order to stop global warming and save the environment. That should give everyone a good idea of the depths of her deductive reasoning skills.

Yeah, she's definitely not the sharpest tack in the box. 3 years ago or so, she walked around wearing a shirt with said in black sparkly letters "War Is Not The Answer". When asked what the answer was, she said it was "not to have enemies". 

That is an unrealistic objective, isn't it? Even the nicest people might piss someone off by indifference or jealousy. It's funny how liberals see the 'victim' of an enemy as the problem and not the enemy itself. I wonder if she thinks the Jews could have done something to not piss the Germans off? 

Stupid bitch...

[Chris_]

I figured out a long time ago that Sheryl Crow is more of a Sheryl Parrot echoing the liberal talking points she over hears her idols like Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon spewing. I honestly think that the only original thought she's ever had was for people to limit themselves to one or two squares of toilet paper when they go to the bathroom in order to stop global warming and save the environment. That should give everyone a good idea of the depths of her deductive reasoning skills.

Yeah, she's definitely not the sharpest tack in the box. 3 years ago or so, she walked around wearing a shirt with said in black sparkly letters "War Is Not The Answer". When asked what the answer was, she said it was "not to have enemies". 

That was probably a mis-quote.  What she reall said was, "Not to have enemas".   

[NHSparky]

God Bless this Mess, brought to you by "One Square!" Cheryl.

I swear, this shit just writes itself.

[jtyangel]

I figured out a long time ago that Sheryl Crow is more of a Sheryl Parrot echoing the liberal talking points she over hears her idols like Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon spewing. I honestly think that the only original thought she's ever had was for people to limit themselves to one or two squares of toilet paper when they go to the bathroom in order to stop global warming and save the environment. That should give everyone a good idea of the depths of her deductive reasoning skills.

Yeah, she's definitely not the sharpest tack in the box. 3 years ago or so, she walked around wearing a shirt with said in black sparkly letters "War Is Not The Answer". When asked what the answer was, she said it was "not to have enemies". 

That was probably a mis-quote.  What she reall said was, "Not to have enemas".   

Well, I'd have to agree with her on that one. 

[FlaGator]

I figured out a long time ago that Sheryl Crow is more of a Sheryl Parrot echoing the liberal talking points she over hears her idols like Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon spewing. I honestly think that the only original thought she's ever had was for people to limit themselves to one or two squares of toilet paper when they go to the bathroom in order to stop global warming and save the environment. That should give everyone a good idea of the depths of her deductive reasoning skills.

Yeah, she's definitely not the sharpest tack in the box. 3 years ago or so, she walked around wearing a shirt with said in black sparkly letters "War Is Not The Answer". When asked what the answer was, she said it was "not to have enemies". 

How silly! Everyone knows that John Lennon told us that "Love is the answer"

I thought that was Tommy James and the Shondells in "Crystal Blue Persuasion".

Love is the answer and you know that... for sure.
Love is a flower you got to let it grow.
So keep playing those mind games together.

[Lord Undies]

How silly! Everyone knows that John Lennon told us that "Love is the answer"

I thought that was Tommy James and the Shondells in "Crystal Blue Persuasion".

Love is the answer and you know that... for sure.
Love is a flower you got to let it grow.
So keep playing those mind games together.

Better get ready gonna see the light
Love, love is the answer and that's all right
So don't you give up now so easy to find
Just look to your soul and open your mind

Crystal blue persuasion, mm-hmm
It's a new vibration
Crystal blue persuasion, crystal
Blue persuasion

[Chris_]

God Bless this Mess, brought to you by "One Square!" Cheryl.

I swear, this shit just writes itself.

She's out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.   

[LadyLiberty]

Well, **** Sheryl Crow.

Oops, did I say that out loud  :innocent:

[FlaGator]

How silly! Everyone knows that John Lennon told us that "Love is the answer"

I thought that was Tommy James and the Shondells in "Crystal Blue Persuasion".

Love is the answer and you know that... for sure.
Love is a flower you got to let it grow.
So keep playing those mind games together.

Better get ready gonna see the light
Love, love is the answer and that's all right
So don't you give up now so easy to find
Just look to your soul and open your mind

Crystal blue persuasion, mm-hmm
It's a new vibration
Crystal blue persuasion, crystal
Blue persuasion

But Tommy James is no John Lennon and the Shondells are no Plastic Ono Band

[jinxmchue]

Honestly, it's a good song until that last line.  Stupid liberals just have to ruin all the good stuff with their BDS.

[THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ!]

i don't think one single square of terlet paper is enough to wipe the manure coming out her mouth.

Sheryl honey, aren't you busy breaking up another marriage?
 

[FlaGator]

i don't think one single square of terlet paper is enough to wipe the manure coming out her mouth.

Sheryl honey, aren't you busy breaking up another marriage?
 

But all she want's to do is have some fun....

[THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ!]

i don't think one single square of terlet paper is enough to wipe the manure coming out her mouth.

Sheryl honey, aren't you busy breaking up another marriage?
 

But all she want's to do is have some fun....

yeah, have fun besmirching Republicans and conservatives.

Lance, what in the Hell were you thinking?   You ruined your marriage over this crotchrot.