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The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« on: November 04, 2008, 11:09:12 PM »

is this speech the most nauseating thing you have ever heard?  does this guy look like it has suddenly dawned on him just what the hell has just happened to him? 

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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 11:10:46 PM »

jeeez.  he's already running for reelection;  "we can't get there in one term".  and he will "always be honest with us" . . . he will have to start being honest, first.

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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 11:13:20 PM »
Take consolation in the fact that it's the Dems that have to deal with the economy and everything else that happens the next four years. In the meantime...maybe the Repubs can get their act together and find a candidate that can win and put us back on top.

All those people with "hope and relief" on their faces are going to be in for a real shock when it dawns on them just what they have elected.
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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 11:14:15 PM »
Looks like he's startin to back pedal already....
I hear alot of "pretty words", all empty promises...
He read a nice speech....

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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 11:15:31 PM »
There is no one for them to blame for their failures now.  It will be like a shiny penny in a mud pile.

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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2008, 11:15:48 PM »
Looks like he's startin to back pedal already....
I hear alot of "pretty words", all empty promises...
He read a nice speech....



sounds just like his stump speech.  let's see him govern on "yes, we can".  they just had a shot of jesse jackson in the crowd;  he looked oddly unhappy. :-)

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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2008, 11:16:37 PM »

it is his damn stump speech.  this is where they all mindlessly chant "yes, we can". :whatever:

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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2008, 11:18:22 PM »

that's it?!?!  how anti-climactic. 

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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2008, 11:20:11 PM »
It's a really tough night. No one is ready for consoling.


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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2008, 11:20:59 PM »
Obama and his cohorts will blame their shortcomings and their failure to lead the country out of the recession it's in on the Bush regime. That will continue throughout their administration. I just HOPE that Americans will be able to see through the charade, pretty words, and blamestorming. Of course, as many prophets have suggested, we may not even see a second term for Obama or another election, as the world, as we know it, is supposed to end Dec 21st, 2012. Only time will tell.
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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2008, 11:23:04 PM »
is this speech the most nauseating thing you have ever heard?  does this guy look like it has suddenly dawned on him just what the hell has just happened to him? 
I think I'd be pretty overwhelmed too!
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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2008, 11:24:08 PM »
Knock! Knock!

Who's There?

Eyes!

Eyes Who?

Eyes Yo New President!





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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2008, 11:25:18 PM »
Now he's thinking ..."wtf do I do now?"  He can't wait for John McCain to speak up first.

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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2008, 11:27:28 PM »
I think I'd be pretty overwhelmed too!


Well....I'm feeling pretty overwhelmed too....over what's going to happen to my country...my family.
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2008, 11:28:17 PM »
I think I'd be pretty overwhelmed too!

maybe he would be a little less overwhelmed if he actually had something that passed for a qualification for the office that he was just elected to.

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« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2008, 11:30:10 PM »
Now he's thinking ..."wtf do I do now?"  He can't wait for John McCain to speak up first.

no kidding.  it's not about words anymore.  it's about doing something. 

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« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2008, 11:30:23 PM »
What's going to happen when it's finally proven that he CAN'T be President because of his citizenship ?? That court case is STILL pending.
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« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2008, 11:42:29 PM »

there is a mob outside the whitehouse. :whatever:

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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2008, 11:42:34 PM »
The way he was saying "Yes we can" at the end of every point was kinda creepy....
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« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2008, 11:45:54 PM »
The way he was saying "Yes we can" at the end of every point was kinda creepy....

mindlessly chanting the Obamian Chant was in required part of all of his campaign speeches. 

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« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2008, 11:47:57 PM »
It was very messianic of him...

Reminded me of the "Lord hear our Prayer" response in Mass...creepy.

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« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2008, 11:51:50 PM »

someone needs to hose down all of those ridiculous college kids in front of the white house.

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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2008, 01:36:25 AM »
mindlessly chanting the Obamian Chant was in required part of all of his campaign speeches. 
And will soon be required of every American after every speech.
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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2008, 06:48:55 AM »

Well....I'm feeling pretty overwhelmed too....over what's going to happen to my country...my family.

....and Rev. Wright has supplied us with the new Democrat motto....that may be placed on our money.

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Re: The Great Outdoor Obamagasm, The Sequel
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2008, 07:10:43 AM »
sounds just like his stump speech.  let's see him govern on "yes, we can".  they just had a shot of jesse jackson in the crowd;  he looked oddly unhappy. :-)

He just realized that he can't threaten to cut the balls off the president.
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